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Paul Nelson

@oldprogger.bsky.social
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More than occasionally Grumpy Old Progger. Despiser of corrupt government.

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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 18h
Compared with “Farage will abolish your pension “, or did he forget that bit?
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 23h
Okay! It’s time to chuck on some clothes, drive up to Morecambe and sit at a pub dining table shouting a conversation at my (even deafer than me) Dad. He never seems to have mastered lip reading.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 23h
No, I was being generous.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 23h
Saw them on that tour. They did Whodunnit live. It went down like a cup of cold sick.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 23h
Kash Patel visually assessed the crowd size - then doubled it.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Impossible for me to narrow it down to so few albums. On any given day it would change, according to my mood. I’m in my late 60s and have been music mad since I was about three years old. I have been buying music for over fifty years so it narrows down to choosing one for every six years.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I bet there are less microplastics in that mask than in Loomer’s face.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The country or the world?
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He wants to laugh in their faces whilst grifting them even further.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think they all are. I use the paid versions though.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I stopped using AVG years ago. I use Avast now.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At his rate of attendance he’d have to be immortal to get 100 days in.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No they haven’t. Just checked, reported and then I blocked.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pseudofed?
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It only works when it’s rigged.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love Be Bop Deluxe and love this album.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No shit Sherlock. Also weakening defences on Putin’s say-so.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He’s not been off the scene long enough to have had a stroke and learned to walk again. He’s concealing catheter bags.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tanks that explode spontaneously?
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A chainsaw division?
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’d sooner get my news from Mystic Meg.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No, they’d buy the rights, remake it and completely fugger it up.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Zep
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Car passed it’s MOT again today. Couple of advisories but easy to remedy.
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Kermit & Fozzie: On The Road Again
Alt: Kermit & Fozzie: On The Road Again
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The only one of those I haven’t seen is Greg Lake.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have always loved this album since I first heard it. I can’t play it without following it with After The Gold Rush, otherwise it’s not enough Neil.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He’s got a real hard on for himself.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trump for the chair.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Changing the colour of the voting slips?
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They avoided that by sailing through Saudi Arabia.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stay safe: Buy a houseboat. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
theguardian.com
Houses can be built on floodplains despite failing safety test, says high court
Decision to allow 190 controversial new homes in north Somerset sparks campaign for change in the law
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“We don’t care if it’s still warm and pleasant feeling, go and get Natalie to change you, it stinks!”
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This and Stranger In the City are both on my iPod in the car.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
To all the people who are producing AI pictures/videos- consider the fact that you are chewing up the planet purely for likes. I hope you’re comfortable telling your kids how important it was to produce kitsch shit.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That was the first single I bought.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
10CC will always be cool.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Blockbuster is still good! (I bought it too and I think I still have it).
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My younger sister bought it. But I have to admit I bought Chuck Berry’s My Ding-A-Ling. ( I gave to my sister the year after).
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
11 for me
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There’s a big place at Piddington, I hear.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He’s not been immediately charged because they need to investigate whether he was wearing a Palestine Action t shirt first.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There’s irony and there’s irony. How much water did this AI image consume?
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Signed
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ll give you an unspecified amount of money. Final offer.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Tumbleweed Rolling in the Desert
ALT: Tumbleweed Rolling in the Desert
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And crap-cam.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Temu Odd Job
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No, not optional!
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
To be listened to with a cup of tea or three.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I do all my food shopping after 9.00am. Busy aisles and obstructive people really don’t need to know what I’m wishing upon them.
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