yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Not me disappearing from this app for 2 months to just come back drunk, upset that I downloaded a dating app lmao this is supposed to be a phan account damn it their love is too pure and I want itttttttt 050
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Guys I just took the big step of downloading dating apps even though they scare me like mcr is scared of teenagers and honestly that's enough, im tired. (It took 4 drinks, I literally hate dating apps so much omg but how else do you meet people in this day and age help im cringing at myself) 130
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 14/05/2025The cutest boy just came and cleaned the carpets in my house and I left all my photocards out all framed on my desk and there's a lot of them. Fuck my little phannie life imma be single forever thanks to those damn twinks and their little pheal too 060
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Imagine you're a clown fish just about to go out on a journey to find your son and a couple of twinks show up to shove a camera in your face smh 040
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 02/04/2025So we thought it was bad that we were subscribed to a couples channel, well it's so much worse. We're subscribed to a Phamily Channel. 0101
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 01/04/2025do you reckon phil took that shirtless pic specifically for the meme or do you think he just had that lying around 060
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 31/03/2025April fools this year is going to be a post of a thumbnail for it takes two part two, but then they never post the video cause it doesn't exist. April fools nerds. 000
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 25/03/2025I've managed to get my hands on a copy of the livestream so I'm going to finally be able to write/record my full review of tit that I've been wanting to make for months now!! I just wanted to be able to see what tit was supposed to be like since my viewing didn't have the set and a bunch of props 110
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 25/03/2025guess i need my new phone to come today pray for me plzmedia.tenor.coma woman sits in front of a statue of a buddhaALT: a woman sits in front of a statue of a buddha 000
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 25/03/2025is this a safe space? I love doechii but I can't listen to anxiety cause I'm australian and gotye has me in a chokehold i guess 051
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 25/03/2025I guess we had never really questioned what The Pheal was doing prior to Dan and Phil. My phriend has lived a life! 0134
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 25/03/2025omg my phone died completely a few days ago and i've been fighting for my life to get back into this account. I can finally shitpost here again (and update my pfp) 020
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Me when I catch my mum trying to take a candid shot to upload to her Facebook but I have to be a queer prick about it 0152
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Oh golly gee, where did this mess come from 😏 guess a little roomba like me is just gonna have to nomnomnomnom chow down on this feast 02312
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Girly pop I know damn well we all went through the same pandemic a few years ago, put a mask on and give some roooooomm please did we learn nothing 020
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 16/02/2025*me at the chemist getting my happy pills* Women directly next to me speaking to a pharmacist: "So yea can I get some of the strong cold and flu meds you have behind the counter? I'm experiencing the worst cold symptoms with an ear infection. Yea I'm just coughing and sniffling everywhere!!" Me:media.tenor.coma black dog with a blue collar is sitting on top of a white container .ALT: a black dog with a blue collar is sitting on top of a white container . 020
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I don't watch reality TV much or write fanfic but I had the wildest overwhelming compulsion to write an AU where dan and phil meet on Married at First Sight. Probably cause this new aus season suuuucksss 120
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I'm so sorry that I got drunk last night and talked about devon smh someone needs to lock down my phandom accounts when I drink lmao do I have to get my ukulele out T_T 020
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 08/02/2025How did I get here I was just trying to make a sully dan and phil joke and now it's ruined my childhood 020
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Me finding out at 10pm on a Saturday, drunk as hell, that devon is defined as either pork or 'a mix of meats in a sausage shape'media.tenor.coma close up of a person making a funny face with their eyes closed .ALT: a close up of a person making a funny face with their eyes closed . 000
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Wait a minute is Devon an Australian thing or did children in other countries have to suffer through the Devon phase? Like if I saw a Devon and tomato sauce sandwich today I would throw up fr 400
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 05/02/2025That sims segment was a fever dream, did we actually get a window cause that whole thing felt uncanon somehow lmao 1110
Reposted by yuor devil ;3dyllan @theythemmer.bsky.social · 01/02/2025i just think that She . #phanart 127140
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Omg I'm also turning 28 this year, can't believe phil and I are the same age xxx Happy Birthday Daddio 060
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 29/01/2025I have all the patience in the world for a learner driver, but someone walking in front of me slowly causes a rage in me. Especially parents that walk hand in hand with their baby who can barely walk in super busy places. I'm tall af I need to stride, I will step over you I got places to be 120
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 29/01/2025There's these new ads on the radio about driver safety and one of their comparisons of learner drivers is that "you wouldn't be made getting stuck behind a toddler learning to walk" Sorry but that's way more infuriating than a learner drive lmao I would overtake a toddler aggressively 030
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Dan really just went and fucking lied by saying they've never done minecraft 🙄🙄🙄🙄 if he was a true phan he would know smh eyeroll 0130
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 27/01/2025I have no idea how I've not received a Phil Lester Cease and Desist, honestly... 050
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 26/01/2025It's the rat falling from the ceiling of a wedding tiktok for me. Dan literally asks Phil if they could have a hundred rats drop safely from the ceiling, why would you ask your bestie about your wedding plans hmmm??? Seems like something you'd ask YOUR SPOUSE. GOT YOYU FREAKK, IM TELLING TUMBLR 🔎🔎🔎 0182
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 25/01/2025"hello dan and phil games laddiieeess" Me, an enby:media.tenor.coma man with a beard is standing in front of a glass door .ALT: a man with a beard is standing in front of a glass door . 0180
Reposted by yuor devil ;3ethel ⚞•⚟ @peggletwink9.bsky.social · 24/01/2025dan and phil are my favourite lesbians 02512
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 23/01/2025It's so interesting posting memes to tumblr and bluesky cause most of the stuff that blows up on tumblr does nothing here and vice versa. Guess I shouldn't be surprised, tumblr be wild. 1171
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I just organised one of those PowerPoint parties and now I wish I didn't 0172
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Sure, they're shitting all over it but the biggest fuck you would be to give it no air time. 050
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Trans rights are human right forever and always no matter what some orange oompa loompa says 071
yuor devil ;3 @oldphanny.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Get the trump inauguration off my Australian television fuck saakkkeeee ewww 010