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@oldmangerson.bsky.social
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[ icon; _TheMrWolf_ ] I’m old! ( parody account )⠀⠀— ✍️ kyo; mun 18+

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susiezilla @xxthrashmasterxx.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
temp pinned its riley
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
bleh, we all have those days. I certainly had my share. [ he’s fishing in a kiddie pool? he’s fishing in a kiddie pool. what the heck. ] ‘S alright if you don’t wanna talk about it. sometimes these things are too raw to talk about in the moment, y’know?
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
you doin’ okay there, kiddo?
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
well that ain’t good
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
[ grabbing one of the couches in castle town and throwing it out a window ]
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
i can tell yer having relation ship issues CUS YOU ARE SO FUCKING LOUD !!!! I CAN’T LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!!!
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
[ looking around ] why’s the little fellow tryin’ to get in asgore’s pantaloons?? ain’t that Rudy’s job????
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
[ doing some sick tech deck tricks on his desk ]
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
[ grabs a microphone and starts ‘singing’ louder ] YOU CAN’T WIN, I AM HIM, AND I COMPLETELY OWN YOU LIKE A PIIMP. NOW LET’S GO, KILL THE HOE, COME ON SUSIE LET’S KILL THIS FUCKERRRRRR I’m THE HEROOOOOOOOO AND YOU’RE THE BAD GUUUUUUUuuuuuuUUUUuUuUUuuUuUUUY
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
HEYYYYYY NEED A HAAAAND I AM MOTHERFUCKING GERSON BOOOOM I’LL KILL YOUUU WITH MY POOOO I AM M O T H E R F U C K I N G GERSON BOOM
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Mmm. … and you’re sure you don’t wanna talk about it?
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Are you sure
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
hey. don’t just LIKE it and scamper off… ya little critter.
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
what’s this all about possession and what not?? kiddo?? you good???
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
aight bet
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
[ heard ‘9/11’ and is going straight up catatonic ]
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
sorry kiddo, i don't get this joke
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
[ looks at them in the yes for a little bit ] What
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
beh. y’know, i actually used turtwig when the game came out. yeah, he’s probably the worst for play through but c’mon, this is wood hammer we’re talking about
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
ugh, i can never remember level up moves. coulda sworn zubat got wing attack…
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
hey, i suggested it second for a reason! you prolly’ve seen a few flying types by now is all i’m sayin. in fact, zubat might be your best bet, vein’ immune to poison and all… bah, ignore me, i’m backseatin’.
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
(( Silently hands you my Ramb secret boss (goramb) and leaves
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
y’got any birds? or maybe that balloon feller?
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
(( I phuclimg love eram
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
oh boy oh boy I hope I don’t get stuffed in some sort o’ bear suit or someth[ walking directly into Bonnie’s loving embrace ] in!
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
“I’ve got my whole world ahead of me” ONLY IF YA CAN PASS THE TRIAL OF THE HAMMER [ jumps up onto the block floating above and starts throwing hammers while jumping and random intervals ]
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
blaargh blaargh blaargh! i KNEW white boy needed some food. don't you worry yer square old head, i've got plenty o' these!
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
[ silently stuffing a crumpet into the cd tray and stuffing it shut ]
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
(( i think gerson can travel to any dark world he wants as a treat
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
[ the balthizard has been Spooked; that does not worry gerson, as he takes the opportunity to jump onto it like it’s some sort of mechanical bull. ] BLAARG BLAARG BLAARG! WHOOAA, GIRL, WHOOAAA!! WHOAAAAAAAA GIRL WHOAAAAA WHOAAAA NESSIE WHOOOOOAH
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
get serious
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
[ wiggling his fingers as he approaches a balthizard from behind ]
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
rude.
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Lanino. ⛅🌜 @moonshinereport.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
... THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON?
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
wait, don’t answer that! I sure don’t know ‘em all! blaaryt blaaryt blaaryt!
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
do i look like I don’t know my shapes
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
what the bloody fuck is the pentagon….?
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
well! I’m sure it’s nothin’ to w[ sound of a motorcycle smashing through a bookshelf ]orry about!
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
oh i’m fine, just forgot me seat belt
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
bye bye ! i hop on my chopper and put the pedal to the medal. it makes a big ol dust cloud and when it dissipates i’m face down on the pavement
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
that’s right I’m talkin bout you. you’re ah…. you’re a bit homosexual, ain’t cha? not that i’m judgin you for it, of course. that would be throwing rocks on a glass house if I was judgin’ you!
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
the ole gaydar’s goin off. fascinating
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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
TEMP PIN ; PEEPAW GAMING (written by kyo ; #mvrp / #dtrp )
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