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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
yeah
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
holy shit.. another one?
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
DELETE THAT SHIT meme
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i'm so sorry
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
my mons my clit my pussy, and your dick
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
sorry for seeming so desperate. it's cause i am
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
friday night, hope you feel all right
selfie image of me in my pajamas, a matching set of a dinosaur shirt and dinosaur patterned shorts selfie image of me in my pajamas, a matching set of a dinosaur shirt and dinosaur patterned shorts selfie image of me in my pajamas, pulling the shirt up slightly
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
its the freaken weeken
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i forgive and love you
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
that's difficult. i think it would be my savory grilled cheese
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
for you there would be reason this isnt fair
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i worry
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
when i started on twitter as "lotion wizard" and i was using a fake name i also gave chonk a fake name, you know. for his safety. he was "stinky" online
chonk, my fluffy tuxedo cat, on the wood floor looking up into the camera with his yellow green eyes chonk looking menacing at the camera chonk flomped on the blue couch looking stern
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
dog i fucking hope so
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
well damn
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i didn't have any serious follow up i really just wanted to ask
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
where
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
they don't even know i'm molting right now
birthday party meme of two stick figure drawing couples dancing and me, in the corner, molting
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i am not a woman but thank you
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
more than you could ever know
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
wait can i just talk about dusty for a minute
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
there are two wolves inside of you. rotate both of them
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
teach me how to dougie but it's teach me how to flirt. please
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
can i flirt with u for no reason or nah
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
how DARE u
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
mid naturals
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
no me too it was so much
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
nicest cuck chair i've ever seen
image of me, pale femme person, sitting on an exam chair but not really in frame at all.  largely the photo is of the lay z boy style recliner in the corner
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
brother do you have eyes
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
beautifrail women
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
having a bad day, why, what's up with you
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
what about instead of a ren faire it's a rem faire and you follow all rem's alts and appreciate all the poastes
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
there are a few old twitter heads who are still around and still making 2020 based choices
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
i genuinely believe a lot of web app users of various apps, this one included, could be more understanding with one another. myself included, i misunderstood your riff and now im mad at you
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
mmmmmmm ur right. weird that they follow him still tbh
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
sylvester stallone sexy? sexy hot??????
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
bad art exists, and also, can be called out. bad artists exist, and also, can be called out. read the plaque
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
art is meant to be criticized but it should be done with a lens of understanding or respect to the artist imho!
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
satire with clarity of purpose
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
ragging on famous art because you do not understand it is cool, actually
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
i dress for the male gaze, not because i am not feminist, or because i am straight, but because i love attention
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
well smack MY ass
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
nw
image of my television playing the 1986 film cobra. you can tell this because it is the title card currently showing on the tv - it says "cobra" in dark letters on red background
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
cum is a new color every time
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
what else is an ama for
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
cannabis or denial?
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
nonbinary and ace cause i don't participate in gender actually
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
dreams?
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
if you have to ask to see it, you need to pay me to see it
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i'm not
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