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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick

@oldjd57.bsky.social
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Atheist. Retired. UK/US Dual Citizen. 🔵 Dot/🔴 State. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ Lifelong Chelsea FC supporter. First game at Stamford Bridge: 1972. 🚫Illuminati. Not keen on dressing up and looking like a dick. 🚫Porn 🚫Crypto 🚫DM's (unless you're hot 😉)

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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 22h
Trump is (and always has been) a cunt.
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something went horribly wrong in 2024 and as a result, we got Trump 2.0 Let's not make that mistake again this November. Get out there and vote!
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let's see now, who's turn is it to beat the Cowboys this weekend..... Ahh, the Texans. Ok.
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Now that we have AI, will grammar and punctuation greatly improve on social media posts? No? No, I didn't think so. 😉🤦‍♂️
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The AL Wild Card kicks off tonight! The Evil Empire host the Red Sox for a best of three mini series. I'm all decked out in the appropriate togs, the beers are chilling in the fridge and I'm cooking my (almost) World famous Chili-con-carne. Complete with kidney beans! 😉🙂👍🍺🌶️⚾
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I checked on Trivago. It was the same price as the hotel offered. 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oi Trumpy, trying to rename AI to SI is a bit orange to say the least. The International System of Units, abbreviated to SI was established in 1960. So fuck off you useless wanker. (Oh, and Sports Illustrated might have something to say about it as well!)
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I've come to the conclusion that Mitch McConnell is an analogy for the GOP. 😉😐🤣
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
NFL Week 1 The Cowboys are just about to get under way at the NY Giants. So, this might be an appropriate time to use this well worn sentence: "Oh well, there's always next season" 😉😐
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trump bribes the US adult public with $5K each to vote Republican. I'm told that's a Federal crime. So, I'm sure the DOJ will leap into action. Now, let's see, who's in charge of the DOJ ..... Oh fuck.
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trump "promises" $5,000 to every US adult if the Republicans retain the House and Senate in November. $5,000? If we take the US adult population as 270 Million and do the mathematics, then I'm quite sure I don't have enough characters left on this post to put in all the zeros! 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As the NFL season gets underway (Seahawks entertaining the Patriots) this might be an opportune moment to remind everyone that the winners of a Super Bowl are NOT World Champs. The NFL is a domestic league and the Champs of that league are just that. Calling them World Champs is just very silly! 👍🙂
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The DOD is apparently now the DOW. Perhaps it should be the DOIDKWTIBINW. Department of I don't know what this is but it's not war. 😉🤷‍♂️
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Sukie 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🌊 @froggybottompond.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Facts.
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Sukie 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🌊 @froggybottompond.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Who would ever have thought that we would fall so far that we now face a need to defend Democracy from the president. #VoteBlue up and down the ballots and don’t sit out the Midterms.
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Trump lovers, the GOP and the MAGA folk would have you believe that to be an American Patriot means you have to be one of them. Even Trump himself would go along with that. However, I was shocked to learn (🤣) that a Patriot simply feels a strong sense of pride and loves their country. Who knew?! 😉
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Meidas Ian @lordye.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Is Trump's illegal tantrum with Iran still going on? I'm sure I heard "we" have won, had won, will win and the Strait is now a US territory. You know, like Greenland and Canada...... 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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Meidas Ian @lordye.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Have to say this made me laugh on a Monday, which is rare for me!
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I live in Texas now and as much as I love watching the Red Sox live at the TX Rangers, win lose or ... no it's just win or lose. There's no way I'm paying around $200 for a decent seat. (Around $50 for a piss poor view) Not to mention $15 for a beer! So I'll watch from the comfort of my arm chair.
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
And the new Prem season has kicked off! Arsenal give newly promoted Coventry City a lesson and win three nil. Or, as Roy Kent would say, "Fuuuuuuck" 😉🤣
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hang on a minute. Have I got this right? Trump isn't up all night posting bullshit on Far From The Truth Social, he's actually fast asleep and it's Natalie doing it for him! He still takes naps during cabinet meetings, but then he is geriatric!
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
In private, or even in company, this is how the chit-chat goes: Trump "Call me Daddy" Natalie "Yes Daddy" Trump "What should I call you?" Natalie "You can call me Ivanka" Trump "Mmm, this is so much cheaper than Stormy" Natalie "Who the fuck is Stormy?" Trump "Bad weather in the Gulf of America"
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Meidas Ian @lordye.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Say ceasefire one more time
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A bit late with this observation: Since Trump started his war with Iran without approval from Congress (as the Constitution requires) then surely those highest up in the Armed Forces chain of command could have refused the order on the grounds that it was illegal? Or am I missing something?
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a... Oh, no Tesla's then? Many people were very quick to lambast Tesla whenever one caught fire. Even though the number of those events were very small compared to ICE vehicles. And even if you include all EV's, the number is still relatively small. 🤷‍♂️
independent.co.uk
More than 1.5m cars recalled after bursting into flames while simply parked outside
’Park outside’ recalls are likely to become more common due to the increase in technology manufactured inside vehicles
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The latest English Premiership season kicks off this Friday the 21st. I'll have to wait until Monday the 24th before Chelsea play away at their West London neighbours Fulham. Come on! 👍🙂⚽🍺🍺🍺
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I'm seeing quite a few posts talking about how Trump should be impeached, arrested or having the 25th amendment invoked. Well yeah, he should be removed from office for any number of offences. But, since the GOP are complicit, it's unlikely going to happen. Roll on the mid-terms and 2028.
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'm ex UK Royal Navy and served during the 1982 Falklands campaign. We have something called the RFA (Royal Fleet Auxiliary) whose purpose was to replenish RN ships at sea with essential supplies. Surely the USA has an equivalent? Or does Hegseth deem that as showing a lack of testosterone? 😉
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TheCatMan @bigbrohem.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
OMFG Dude totally NAILS it in only 2 minutes. The Iran 'War,' week by week. "The Iran War Mic Drop"
youtube.com
British Comedian HUMILIATES Trump Over Iran War FAILURE
YouTube video by The Dangerous Ones
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I bought a ticket for tonight's Power Ball. I could win $1 Billion! Or, I just wasted $15 Probably the latter. 😐
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Large Johnson @flytyingguy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I am guessing several injured ICE agents will be injured from forgetting to take their new electro-shock gloves off before jerking off.
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
PSA. Never shake hands with ICE.
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
So Fight fight fight has become Flee flee flee. 😉🤣
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I can't wait until 20th January 2029 or until the orange cunt dies. Which ever comes first.
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Whilst I detest religion, any religion and it's associated "God", I will gladly vote for James Talerico in November. Two reasons. 1. He accepts everyone of all religions and atheists. 2. He's not Ken Paxton.
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Just a matter of time (not very much) before Jeanine Pirro is fired by the The Orange One. 🤦‍♂️🤣
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Odd how some GOP Senators grow something resembling a backbone once they know they are soon to be out of a job........ 🤦‍♂️
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Is he dead yet? Asking for millions of friends.
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🌊 DudeTheyreOnToMe 24:7🌊 @dancinginthestreet.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
the day will come... and i'll wait in line
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Trump wants Saudi Arabia to have nuclear weapons but not Iran. I'm confused.
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Once again, Trump had to be asked, repeatedly, to leave the stage so that the team could enjoy their moment. What a cunt.
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
FIFA World Cup '26 It's bad enough that they had pre-match introductions, "Let's get ready to rumble" and whatever else. But a half-time show at the final? Are you fucking kidding me? This is football. Half time is 15 minutes. This one was 25, nearly 30 minutes! I want to watch the game. That's it.
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
FIFA World Cup '26 With just the final to go, there have been 103 games resulting in 307 goals. An average of 2.98 goals per game. IMHO the third place play-off is a waste of space, but wow, was yesterday's game an absolute thriller! With no pressure on either team, they banged in 10 goals! 🙂⚽
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I have an electric battery powered lawn mower. I have an electric battery powered leaf blower. I have an electric battery powered string strimmer. I have solar panels on my roof. And yes, I drive an EV. But, I open my bottles of red wine with a Sommelier waiter's corkscrew. 😉🤣🍷🍷🍷
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Platner drops out of the Maine Senate race because of some sexual accusations. Meanwhile, the President of the USA is an adjudicated rapist, a convicted sexual abuser and a 34 times convicted felon. Oh and yeah, features multiple times in the EPSTEIN FILES! 🤦‍♂️
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Another World Cup quarter-final today! Norway v England. 16:00 kick off CT. I'll be decked out in my England "kit" watching in a local sports bar. Is football coming home, or will it be just the supporters going home? 😉🤣
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John (Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario) not Wick @oldjd57.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I'm aware that there are lots more important stuff going on in the World right now, but tomorrow, England play Norway in the quarter-finals and I'm already nervous as hell! I'll be decked out in my England kit and watching at a local sports bar. Come on! 🙂⚽🍺🍺🍺
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