Old Hobbit🐸 @oldhobbit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I would like to swear on a copy of Roger's Profanisaurus from Viz. My oath would be "fannybollocks". 020 2
Old Hobbit🐸 @oldhobbit.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Working on an AI Third Doctor fan-film and the results are uncanny. 000 0
Old Hobbit🐸 @oldhobbit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026And Generation Woke is laughing at this outrage. 000 0
Old Hobbit🐸 @oldhobbit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026US Navy 1850... Secretary of Manly Fighting Hegseth: Hmm.... 000 0
Old Hobbit🐸 @oldhobbit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026How is your Bristol Stool Day today? Wishing everybody a 4. 120 2
Old Hobbit🐸 @oldhobbit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Thirsty Joani Reid shagging the political editor of the Daily Record and the media keeping it quiet? What a surprise! 010 1
Old Hobbit🐸 @oldhobbit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026They should bring back the cartoon that had Godzooky in as well. 000 0
Old Hobbit🐸 @oldhobbit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Jack Black and his dog Silver regularly holiday there with his Aunt Meg! 011 1
Old Hobbit🐸 @oldhobbit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You can bet your ass that these characters live in Piddlington (in Jack's case, his Aunt Meg) 000 0
Old Hobbit🐸 @oldhobbit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Stick these new national flags up in Piddlington on the lamp posts! 000 0
Old Hobbit🐸 @oldhobbit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Here is a flag for them. Representing two world wars and one world cup and a proud maritime heritage. 060 6
Old Hobbit🐸 @oldhobbit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Here is a flag for them. "W" for two world wars and one world cup and some anchors representing their proud maritime heritage. 000 0
Old Hobbit🐸 @oldhobbit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I've created a flag for the independent village of Piddlington. Red White and Blue, the "W" represents "Two World Wars and One World Cup" and the anchors represent the proud maritime heritage of the former England and Britain and the United Kingdom, to which the villagers no doubt contributed. 020 2
Old Hobbit🐸 @oldhobbit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The turnout in Edinburgh. During the most multicultural time of the year. 🤣 Passers-by probably thought they were a Fringe act. 120 2
Old Hobbit🐸 @oldhobbit.bsky.social · 20/08/2026It is disgraceful. BBC is a pathetic shambles, chasing clickbaits and anything with Scotland cringe value. Next thing they will be covering these muppets, a supposed "rally". 141 4
Old Hobbit🐸 @oldhobbit.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I think it was near the mound to the left/east of the path. Ah well, probably no midges or horseflies today! 010 1
Old Hobbit🐸 @oldhobbit.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Might be a good time to resurrect the Egg Marketing Board. And maybe there needs to be a Marketing Board Marketing Board to communicate the benefits of these boards. 100 1
Old Hobbit🐸 @oldhobbit.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Tut's Manky Mask: Cursed treasure object - wearer takes 1d6 damage from spores per turn and must Save Vs spells to remove, with a strength modifier if attempting to pull it off with brute force. 020 2
Old Hobbit🐸 @oldhobbit.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Bagruf's Blingy Helm: +2 Charisma bonus for the wearer with a further +2 modifier to Charisma based checks when the subject is female (which scholars of the arcane believe is due to the smart little moustache) 000 0
