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oldandslow.bsky.social

@oldandslow.bsky.social
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Well-meaning grouch.

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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 7h
They got that fourth run
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Bill Savage @rogersparkman.bsky.social · 7h
As we come up on the time of the night when The Great Chicago Fire started 155 years ago today, a family heirloom: plates that survived the Fire, straw from their packing excelsior scorched into their glazed surfaces.
Two cracked dinner plates in an octagonal frame, with patterns of burnt straw, in a variety of colors.
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 13h
Id rather watch Steve Buechele get a few ABs over Matt Shaw
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 13h
Allow me to suggest a 24 game season and 140 playoff games. Think of all the money the owners can make on the jacked-up ticket prices! Finally, I can trademark the “Late-April Classic” before Manfred gets his oily little hands on it. www.mlb.com/news/mlb-mlb...
mlb.com
MLB proposes 154-game schedule, new playoff features
With the Division Series in both leagues creating headlines this week, Major League Baseball’s latest proposal to the MLB Players Association included changes to the postseason that would potentially ...
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 13h
Every spring training (for the last 20-some years) I’ve read a baseball book to get hyped for the season. Last year, it was “Veeck as in Wreck”, and yeah there’s some self-aggrandizement, but the guy was decades ahead of his peers. Wonder what he could’ve done if not excluded from the old boys club
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Kori Rumore Finley @chicagorumormill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sometimes I strike out in the Chicago Tribune (@chicagotribune.com) archives and can't find the print photos that I'm looking for. Plan B: Find the negatives! Take, for example, "The Great One" Wayne Gretzky's 1st NHL game. It was played against the #Chicago #Blackhawks.
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 15h
Oh yeah, every once in a while I get pictures from the top of a crane and it’s every bit as stunning as you might imagine
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 15h
Slop Intelligence
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 15h
Tiny caterpillar
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 15h
Just a lil guy
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 16h
Set phasers to “risqué”
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 17h
Wow. He even dismounted with that signature elan.
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 17h
Interesting. Do you have any literature I can peruse?
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 17h
So between this and the police brutality settlements, half a billion dollars from the tax payers. Sounds like a particular organization is scamming the city and its citizens.
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 18h
They will not allow another team to offer good ideas. They’ll probably install a bodega around the fence and we will never hear the end of it.
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 18h
As a 46 year-old white guy, it’s high-time I enjoy a psychedelic cumbia phase.
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 18h
Mooooooove over Christopher Wren
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 19h
Thanks! To the YouTube-atorium I go!
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 19h
No joke, just yesterday i heard “Last Caress” and I thought to myself “hmm, this might sound nice slowed-down”
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 19h
I contain multitudes.
Profile of an consumer
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 19h
“Remember when you were excited with $4 booster packs”?
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“Don’t get too excited with these cards. We have Secret Lairs to sell. “
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 19h
SI = Slop Intelligence
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 20h
Ah, over on WFMT, Carl Grapentine reminded the listeners that today’s marks the 155th anniversary of the •Great Chicago Fire•
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 21h
Why are Yankees fans amongst the worst? Remember when a couple of chumps attacked Mookie Betts?
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 21h
And, I imagine, those clothes were of a better quality, too. I’ve got examples in my wardrobe that were produced before the mass plasticization of our garments, and they are relics of a time gone by.
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 21h
I call this composition, “Thursday”
Sun showing up in a Thursday
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 22h
And the Cornell scum
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 22h
Here’s another pick-me-up: The Goblin Pony, a French tale
The Goblin Pony, a fucked-up story from France
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 22h
This is a dark story, and I’m not sure what the lesson is supposed to be. Don’t freak out over plums, maybe.
A tale of “The Unktomi, Two Widows, and the Red Plums”Cover of “Monstrous Tales”, which is a collection of stories about strange beasts from around the world
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 22h
Don’t know why all the money-people want to change “ai” to “si” bc then people have “Slop Intelligence”
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The storied history of New York Yankee fan interference.
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Todd Radom @toddradom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Go go Sox! One of my favorite creative challenges ever, 2017 season tickets for the club, 81 little pieces of art that depict the club's rich history, from 1901 forward. Selected for permanent inclusion in the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown.
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s underway
Lil splotch of red leaf in a tree
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wanna keep a bottle of this for January
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m a good parallel parker (cameras not required)
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My best bud was a crane operator on that job.
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Kazoos For Liberty”
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Let’s jam.
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have to practice the Star-Spangled Banner on the trombone so I can march up and down the street, blasting that brass as loud as I can get
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Romanov
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Orphans
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If I could rewind 25 years, it would be tempting to study mycology for a living.
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Despite having accumulated some Sox things over the years, I think it disingenuous to rock the team’s bunting and bells being a Cubs fan. I’ll root for them, like I did in 2005, but yknow. In 2013 I lost a bet and had to wear a Pierzynski jersey to Wrigley. That felt strange.
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bingley567 @bingley567.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mookie Betts has an interview show (you may be aware) and in the first season (I think) he interviews Yelich. Betts said he doesn’t stay in that hotel anymore!
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Especially when we had this design. SMH
Lincoln fuckin up the Confederacy with Cyclops-like eye lasers.
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m just one guy in the crowd that is grateful for all you have given us, dude. Thanks a bunch.
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Seppuku instead of book tours for politicians.
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
D&D is cooler than fantasy sports. I don’t think the originators of “rotisserie baseball” could ever imagine their jollies would mutate into the monster that playing pretend GM has become.
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oldandslow.bsky.social @oldandslow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I truly believe I am going to find your art on a Magic card one day.
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