Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Oh I dunno. I'm doing the old lady thing and handing out candy for kids this year. I was just booing the lack of costume, because I'm gonna be dressed tf up. 000
Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Iggy is such a spiritual successor to me, and that special oomph the Hoenn league was missing. A legacy child that doesn't mesh well with the system they were shoved at? It's perfect angst. Mine turned into severe depression but y'know. He's got a better family life, I think. 010
Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I was literally too hot for beach volleyball. People lost their minds. Pandemonium in the streets. ...The multiple wardrobe malfunctions didn't help. 100
Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 10/08/2025I could also transfer you one. I've got pretty good connections in the psychic trainer circles these days. 020
Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Sorry girl, in retrospect you probably would've been a better leader, or at least asked me to sub in less. Buuut it seems like you're doing really good now regardless? 000
Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 10/08/2025When are you gonna get a long distance 'porter? With how much you travel you really need one. I'm on Poni, but like, no rush, honestly. Go make bad decisions in Hoenn. 100
Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Aww, I remember last decades league photos. I showed up incredibly hung over I almost had Roxanne level bags under my eyes. 020
Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 10/08/2025I have been gone forever, girl. When are you coming to Alola, I have so much to tell you. Wait. Last time we talked was... yeah okay I have /so/ much to tell you. 100
Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Wally I love you but I literally do not care. I didn't retire just to be your backup whenever you want to last minute visit an old fling. I have a very busy and League free life. 020
Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Not happening! You know how busy I am planning this wedding??? I don't know why I said I would make the fucking wedding dresses. I'm not able to leave right now, I'm so deep in it if I leave I will forget everything and be set back months. 100
Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 10/08/2025The more Hoenn changes the more it stays the same, I suppose. 032
Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Also that new E4 member is totally the type of guy a younger me would date and regret for the rest of my life. 020
Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Anyone with 12 Slugma can do what I do, hon. The HOA hates me. 100
Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 31/07/2025We went on a date once and it was so unbelievably dull. 120
Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Bitch that was April Fools. I wouldn't be caught dead in any league, but especially not theirs. Blech. 100
Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 30/07/2025I also sense the return of a protag chaos gremlin. A bad omen there. 010
Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 30/07/2025I can sense it. Young people in the Hot Spring... 200
Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 13/11/2024I'm canceling my travel plans. I don't want to visit anymore. 110
Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 13/11/2024I forgive for now, but you're on thin ice, like in that gym of yours. 110
Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Oh boy, the first person to block on this new site 120
Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 13/11/2024I guess it's just the "shit on Flan" day on bsky The "bad at the job I was forced into as a teen because my dad abandoned us" stuff is one thing, but WALLY CALLING ME "VERY VERY OLD" HOW DARE YOU 220
Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 04/11/2024Stop channeling Libertarian NavNews at me. Ugh you're worse than Pheebs. 010
Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 04/11/2024Shush, go back to your date, I'm financially secure in my retirement. 100
Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 03/11/2024You can always visit. But I should probably swing by Hoenn soon. I'm overdue for a reunion. 100
Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 03/11/2024Yeahhh well. I would say I think he's not long for this world, but I've also been saying that for nearly 20 years. The man lives off vinegar and spite. 120
Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 03/11/2024They've been saying that since I became Gym Leader. He's like. Protected. Some Boy's Club bs. He knows the Former League Founder who's got a controlling share in something or other even though he's like a ghost nobody's ever seen. 100
Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 03/11/2024Honestly I'm shocked Drake is even still in the league. 100
Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 03/11/2024She is a toxic coworker and I fear for y'all. Stay safe. 110
Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 03/11/2024Hey can we not? Spread lies?? At my expense??? We all know Pheebs made that story up. 100
Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 03/11/2024Girl. You don't need to kiss my ass anymore, I already gave you the job. And you know I live in a tepigsty. But thank you. 100