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Flannery Asuna

@old-flame.bsky.social
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Retired Gym Leader. Epitome of a Disaster Bi. Times I've been left at the altar: 1. Fire type specialist, comics and cosplay enthusiast. 35 She/Her [Pokemon RP Acc]

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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Oh I dunno. I'm doing the old lady thing and handing out candy for kids this year. I was just booing the lack of costume, because I'm gonna be dressed tf up.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Booooooo
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Iggy is such a spiritual successor to me, and that special oomph the Hoenn league was missing. A legacy child that doesn't mesh well with the system they were shoved at? It's perfect angst. Mine turned into severe depression but y'know. He's got a better family life, I think.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I was literally too hot for beach volleyball. People lost their minds. Pandemonium in the streets. ...The multiple wardrobe malfunctions didn't help.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Wow. Nature is healing...
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I could also transfer you one. I've got pretty good connections in the psychic trainer circles these days.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
That's definitely a smart conclusion.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Sorry girl, in retrospect you probably would've been a better leader, or at least asked me to sub in less. Buuut it seems like you're doing really good now regardless?
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
When are you gonna get a long distance 'porter? With how much you travel you really need one. I'm on Poni, but like, no rush, honestly. Go make bad decisions in Hoenn.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Aww, I remember last decades league photos. I showed up incredibly hung over I almost had Roxanne level bags under my eyes.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I have been gone forever, girl. When are you coming to Alola, I have so much to tell you. Wait. Last time we talked was... yeah okay I have /so/ much to tell you.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Wally I love you but I literally do not care. I didn't retire just to be your backup whenever you want to last minute visit an old fling. I have a very busy and League free life.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Not happening! You know how busy I am planning this wedding??? I don't know why I said I would make the fucking wedding dresses. I'm not able to leave right now, I'm so deep in it if I leave I will forget everything and be set back months.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Omg hi Perrin
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
The more Hoenn changes the more it stays the same, I suppose.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Also that new E4 member is totally the type of guy a younger me would date and regret for the rest of my life.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
That kid is weird.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Anyone with 12 Slugma can do what I do, hon. The HOA hates me.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
No, go line dancing with your friends.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
We went on a date once and it was so unbelievably dull.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Wtf is a labubu
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Bitch that was April Fools. I wouldn't be caught dead in any league, but especially not theirs. Blech.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I'm in Alola
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I also sense the return of a protag chaos gremlin. A bad omen there.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I can sense it. Young people in the Hot Spring...
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I /DO/ hate that conversation!
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
April fools b
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
So I got hired on as a Gym Leader in Indigo.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
You're not old, be quiet.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Awesome
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I'm canceling my travel plans. I don't want to visit anymore.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
West side stories: the Gym?
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I forgive for now, but you're on thin ice, like in that gym of yours.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Oh boy, the first person to block on this new site
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I guess it's just the "shit on Flan" day on bsky The "bad at the job I was forced into as a teen because my dad abandoned us" stuff is one thing, but WALLY CALLING ME "VERY VERY OLD" HOW DARE YOU
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Stop channeling Libertarian NavNews at me. Ugh you're worse than Pheebs.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Shush, go back to your date, I'm financially secure in my retirement.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Oh be quiet kiddo.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Awww. Hoenn is healing. The kids are alright.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Do you have room?
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
You can always visit. But I should probably swing by Hoenn soon. I'm overdue for a reunion.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Yeahhh well. I would say I think he's not long for this world, but I've also been saying that for nearly 20 years. The man lives off vinegar and spite.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
They've been saying that since I became Gym Leader. He's like. Protected. Some Boy's Club bs. He knows the Former League Founder who's got a controlling share in something or other even though he's like a ghost nobody's ever seen.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Honestly I'm shocked Drake is even still in the league.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Is that not true? I heard it from Wattson...
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Maybe I shouldn't move back to Hoenn...
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
She is a toxic coworker and I fear for y'all. Stay safe.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
I mean I literally took that photo so yeah.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Hey can we not? Spread lies?? At my expense??? We all know Pheebs made that story up.
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Flannery Asuna @old-flame.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Girl. You don't need to kiss my ass anymore, I already gave you the job. And you know I live in a tepigsty. But thank you.
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