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Tulio Espinoza

@oktulio.bsky.social
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ham and cheese on a roll with an orange drink if you know you know

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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Have you ever been in a dark room full of people sitting next to you? Have you been all facing a screen projecting moving images? Well, you might be in a movie theater. Talk to your doctor about Lexapro today.
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
so this app is just porn now right
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
when tina turner said you must understand that the touch of your hand makes my pulse react, that was gay rights
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I’m glad we’re back on the “if you can speak English as a Venezuelan then you must be a rich white supremacist” discourse so i can summarily identify and block the stupidest people on planet earth
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
New York is a liberal bubble? perhaps. but seeing a grown man with a crop top that says “service dog” get railed behind the DJ booth in a brooklyn party will widen your worldview, and i think that’s beautiful.
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
my favorite thing to do as soon as i wake up is look at my insurance premiums and think, nay pray, that they should be much much higher.
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Day 1 of coming up with new gay slang until one sticks: When someone is being too extra or sharing something very private or inappropriate you can say “Girl, push that prolapse back in!”
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
when I have any leverage to negotiate I like to be unpredictable! I’ll make the other party wait 40 days to make everyone think I’m serious, and just when the tide is turning in my favor I like to reach a deal that gets me nothing and the other side gets everything. Always keep ‘em guessing!
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jenn mara @itsjennmara.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
edgar allan poe meme
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
crazy how @nytimes.com keeps changing the headline
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
WOKE IS SO BACK BABY!
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
With level of freakout over Mamdani you’d think he’s a twice impeached insurrectionist who was convicted of sexual assault and is sending people to torture centers in el Salvador or something crazy like that
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
very few things in this life are as hot and cunty as answering the phone, pausing, and saying “yes, this is she.”
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
as a mother of 6 teens let me tell you it doesn’t get easier and every time i drop off the kids at the antifa indoctrination camp I cry a little bit
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
i’ll make sure to send the Never Kamala crowd a “thank you for your bravery” postcard from the Venezuelan internment camp in 6 months.
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
if u gay say hello
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
who is gay
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
you know it’s bad when even the hot gays stop posting their daily thirst traps
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🥊 @querelleofbros.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
honestly crazy how obsessed conservatives are with committing child abuse, it’s like their favorite thing
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
well at least if democracies fail and systems collapse I’ll still have the best ass below 14th street
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Commenting on reddit with my full Christian name just so I can feel fear again
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
everyone is surprisingly not at appropriate levels horny on this rapture day
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
we’re like 3 months away from trump announcing his own talk show from the white house it’s giving Hugo Chavez Aló Presidente
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🥊 @querelleofbros.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
tepid reviews of History of Sound reinforcing my belief that we don’t need any more tasteful prestige gay movies for normies, we need tasteless irresponsible gay movies for freaks
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
new york commuting is simple math, if you have an appointment at 9:00, and you leave at 8:00, you arrive at 8:20. If you leave at 8:30, you will arrive at noon. If you leave at 8:59 you may pay a blood tribute to Mertiel, the demon of transportation for a quick zip zap to your destination
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I don’t have hair so piercing my ears at 38 is the bald gay version of going platinum blonde
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
One of the bullet casings read “if you read this you are gay” so please don’t tell me this is a serious country
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2025
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Some people look really silly right now performing civility. I don’t need to relish in violence, but empathy is a finite resource and not something i use up for nazis sorry babes
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Americans are not ready for what’s coming to them and their elected representatives have no idea how to meet this moment, it’s really scary and this feeling of powerlessness is all too familiar
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
i hate working but too much of a people pleaser to quit so can i just say some hateful shit become the internet villain of the week and have you reach out to my employer to get me fired please?
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
it’s so easy to make the straights laugh you just say “penis” and flick your wrist and they lose their goddamn mind
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
hey diva did you boots the house down today? Did you sashay to your higher self? Did you shantay grounded in reality? were teas clocked? Were goops gagged? tick tock, fagricia arquette, your time is running out
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
if planes aren’t working properly anymore we should at least bring back smoking
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Gayest thing about me is that i would go straight for Marion Cotillard
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Good reminder that boomers who are into fitness are harbingers of doom
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
ending all my emails with “so i can bounce on it”
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
when he dies can we do an oompa loompa song i think that would heal us
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
This may only make sense to like 500 people but Long Island is the Doral of New York
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
gay (pejorative) for pay
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
free speech is astrology for incels
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
i stg people on threads are so dumb
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
remember how democrats pass comprehensive healthcare, infrastructure and energy reform and republicans just spend all their time fighting it in court and at the state level to weaken it and then democrats do absolutely nothing every single time republicans pass legislation?
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Can’t wait for the democrats’ strongly worded letter after this bill passes
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
apparently there’s a clothing brand called bearbottom and I’m suing them for identity theft
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
perhaps it’s time for LGBTQ+ to become religion so we don’t pay taxes
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
at any given time the algorithm is always offering a sacrificial trump lip sync tiktoker for proverbial slaughter
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Debra Cadabra is this anything?
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Tulio Espinoza @oktulio.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I feel like “diversity of thought” is their new way of saying “all lives matter”
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Joshua Collins @murosinvisibles.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
You’ve been lied to about borders your whole life Justifications for nativism and xenophobia simply don’t hold up to scrutiny (Now without paywall) For PWS www.piratewireservices.com/p/youve-been...
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You’ve been lied to about borders your whole life
Justifications for nativism and xenophobia simply don’t hold up to scrutiny
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