OKPANTS @okpants.bsky.social · 16/12/2025It’s day 2 of Hanukkah and my Venmo is quieter than my tinder DMs. There is no God. 000
OKPANTS @okpants.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Glass half full: Big opportunity here for Kimmel to bring the Man Show back. I have a feeling for some reason that one won’t get cancelled. 010
OKPANTS @okpants.bsky.social · 03/09/2025People ask me why I don’t talk about my job and the answer is because being a graphic designer is dumb as hell. “How’s work going” “Not gonna lie man, today was a nightmare until I moved the letter N closer to the letter W. You wouldn’t get it” 060
OKPANTS @okpants.bsky.social · 07/07/2025The worst part about there being ai bands is that when you tell them to kill themselves, they can’t. Also probably the music. 020
Reposted by OKPANTSGrog Shop @grogshop.bsky.social · 20/06/2025JUST ANNOUNCED! 📢 Comedian and member of @thesloppyboys.bsky.social - @mikehanford.bsky.social is coming to Grog Shop August 7. Mike is part of The Birthday Boys and known for Comedy Bang! Bang! He's also funny as f*ck. See him live with @okpants.bsky.social 🎫: grogshop.gs/tm-event/mik... 052
OKPANTS @okpants.bsky.social · 20/03/2025The best thing about this app is I have yet to see any dweebs on here posting unsolicited advice on how to be a “high value male” or some such small pee-pee shit 030
OKPANTS @okpants.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Might buy a Cybertruck just to be the first guy to get sucked off in one 010
OKPANTS @okpants.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Glad I have another one of these apps to copy and paste jokes no one really needs on one platform let alone 3. 020
OKPANTS @okpants.bsky.social · 23/01/2025“He was sending his heart out” Move over “thoughts and prayers”, now every politician is gonna sieg heil when there’s a school shooting! 010
OKPANTS @okpants.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I don’t “crash out” I “respond accordingly and am told to find a new therapist” 020
OKPANTS @okpants.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Sick we did it guys. We’re at a different party and no one brought any drugs. Suck it, Twitter. 040
OKPANTS @okpants.bsky.social · 19/10/2023Chipotle used to be the apex of human achievement in chain restaurant eating and now it’s just a corrugated metal box covered in boogers and lettuce 000
