Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Missed you, Heather. I'm still drawn to that awful other site. Gotta break the habit 100
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I hate the orange turd. And detest what he's done to the oval office. But this is kinda ok. It'll look nice once it's filled with water 000
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Oh Jack, it's the Cookie Monster from Okinawa. And this is just to say Happy Christmas, and we're gonna make the glorious 69th district. Head over heels. A beautiful heads up for the likes we've never seen. 130
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Should Mark wish me a happy Christmas because I'm incredibly lonely for the 7th year in a row? I say Yes! And FK Trumplethinskin 000
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Yeah, they're easily buyable. Gotta take care of these precious items. Thanks 110
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I'd need an industrial humidifier to get my apartment below 70 010
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Thanks, but I'm on Okinawa. It's humid 10 months of the year. Thinking vacuum pack with silicon absorbers? 100
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 19/12/2025interesting. I have some rare books in my mini-library: Orson Welles 2nd print, Indiana Jones comic, 1st edition #1, Cormac McCarthy, early print. John Brown's Body, pre-1900. Plus others. But the humidity in my apartment is around 80%. Sometimes 98. Should I vacuum seal them in like a freezer bag? 131
Reposted by Paul VermehrenJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Trump will be meeting today with Ukrainian President Zelensky. In an extraordinary show of solidarity, Zelensky will be accompanied by the British Prime Minister, French President, German Chancellor, Italian Prime Minister, Finnish President, NATO Secretary General and European Commission President. 61761135
Reposted by Paul VermehrenMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 18/08/2025And we keep them right alongside the "Pee Pee" tapes! #KompromatCollections 🇷🇺 22970791366
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Don't shake hands. Don't drink tea. Keep away from windows. 020
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Bring out the veterans. The lame, the disabled and blind. 010
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 24/04/2025If all these Trumpian political theatrics are getting you down, enjoy this silly movie my friend and I made. Sequel is in the works ☺️ m.youtube.com/watch?v=hFX3...m.youtube.comIndiana Bones and the Vengeful BananaYouTube video by Adyn Kust 000
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Kenyatta, I don't know who you are (I'm Scottish, living in Japan), but you're bang on 🎯 target. What an awful human being 020
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 21/02/2025If you're tired of all this crap - - am - enjoy our silly movie. And fxck King Oompah m.youtube.com/watch?v=hFX3...m.youtube.comIndiana Bones and the Vengeful BananaYouTube video by Adyn Kust 000
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 09/02/2025@st-gonzo.bsky.social No takers. Might have to be you. One celebrity was at least kind enough to reply: Eric Idle 010
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Any famous person willing to do a 10 second cameo for our sequel? 😃 Can be done at home. Original movie m.youtube.com/watch?v=hFX3...m.youtube.comIndiana Bones and the Vengeful BananaYouTube video by Adyn Kust 120
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 04/02/2025If the shxtstorm of American politics is bringing you down, please enjoy this silly movie my friend and I made in Okinawa. m.youtube.com/watch?v=hFX3...m.youtube.comIndiana Bones and the Vengeful BananaYouTube video by Adyn Kust 000
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Want to play a cameo in my next movie? m.youtube.com/watch?v=hFX3...m.youtube.comIndiana Bones and the Vengeful BananaYouTube video by Adyn Kust 000
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 14/01/2025m.youtube.com/watch?v=hFX3...m.youtube.comIndiana Bones and the Vengeful BananaYouTube video by Adyn Kust 010
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 08/01/2025The Gulf of America is that vast area of nothingness between his ears 0244
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 06/01/2025My Twitter app hasn't reloaded for over 12 hours. Just a blank screen with a spinning blue wheel 020
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 06/01/2025From the comfort of your home. It's totally not for profit, just to give my students a giggle. 000
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Any chance you'd do a 10second cameo for a silly movie about the assassination of a vengeful banana, made by two bored guys in Okinawa? It's not to your calibre, but c'mon. Please? 100
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Yup. Made out of beaver pelt. Hence the crude nickname 000
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 03/01/2025m.youtube.com/results?sp=m...m.youtube.comYouTubeShare your videos with friends, family, and the world 000
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Hey guys Working on a new movie. Enjoy the last one 110
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 01/01/2025One of my favorite Christmas presents was a "Children's Atlas". I memorized every capital city in Europe. Then South America. Then central America. Then Africa. But I gave up on Africa, as geo-politics meant country borders and capitals were often changing 130
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 31/12/2024I'm Scottish, living a quarter century in Okinawa, and I even knew she had passed away. 120
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Spitfire and Hawker Hurricane pilots hated the vapor trails from their turbo engines (not jet) as early as 1940. It helped the German AA on the ground. No such thing as chemtrails. It's vapor trails 010
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 31/12/2024"The likes of which you've never seen" Because your fking things up. 010
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 31/12/2024I risk my life tracking down vengeful bananas to keep western civilization safe. And I only got 40 followers. And I'm a muppet! m.youtube.com/watch?v=hFX3...m.youtube.comIndiana Bones and the Vengeful BananaYouTube video by Adyn Kust 000
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 31/12/2024You can record it from the comfort of your own home or garden, or nearest pub. "Once upon a time, there was a banana. But no ordinary banana. A nasty, vengeful banana" 000
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Would you kindly do a cameo (10s) for a sequel to a silly movie my friend and I are making to entertain my students here in Okinawa? Not for profit. Here's the original. m.youtube.com/watch?v=hFX3...m.youtube.comIndiana Bones and the Vengeful BananaYouTube video by Adyn Kust 100
Reposted by Paul VermehrenVoteVets @votevets.org · 29/12/2024Rest in peace to Submariner LT James Earl Carter Jr, USN (Ret). Carter, the only U.S. President to graduate from the U.S. Naval Academy, leaves a legacy of service. The USS Jimmy Carter (SSN-23), a Seawolf-class fast-attack submarine, carries his name in honor of his dedication to our nation. 535351416437
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Want to be in my next movie? Tiny 10 second cameo? Not for profit. To entertain my Okinawan students at year end. Here's the original. Working on a sequel. Sequel is an Apocalypse Now parody. With the banana m.youtube.com/watch?v=hFX3...m.youtube.comIndiana Bones and the Vengeful BananaYouTube video by Adyn Kust 020
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Bleach your mustache, and you could be a great Santa. Aw heck. Just realized. Hang off for about 350 days. 030
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Beautiful sound But to be honest, when I'm on public transportation, I enjoy silence. I live in Okinawa which is now overrun with Chinese tourists. On the monorail they shout at each other. Or scream into their phones. 000
Paul Vermehren @okipaul.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Don't know what to think of this guy. He flips from being a cxnt to a decent human being in a minute 010
