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Mojo

@okayndyourpoint.bsky.social
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 23h
I almost busted my eye out on the fridge this morning. Then I clipped myself with the car door. I am bruised and will not be working tomorrow bc I have become a hazard to myself and others 🤕
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wanna pick up a new hobby. I’m thinking calligraphy would be a cost efficient hyper fixation for a few months ☺️
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just want to exist in a world where the food is safe 😭
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yt ppl have seen me eat watermelon and a banana in the last 12hrs. I got feelings about it
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
You’ll never be able to convince me that you need to minimize your margins to maximize your options so you can find the one made for you.
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I did a snack haul in my friends pantry while I waited for my ride after a drunk night out, it was literally my favorite part of the night ☺️
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Every time I get in a ride share I always wanna post. I’m just hypevigilant and eveybody’s actions feel real loud when I know nothing about them.
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ohhhh it’s too horny In here. And I ain’t nothing but hungry and not what they In here hungry for. 🤣
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I don’t tell ppl about my trips till the week I depart bc 57 ppl will say they want to go, ask for PowerPoint presentations and updates. Then I end up on a solo trip. So what’s the point 🤷🏾‍♀️
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m really my biggest opp. Bc I will order Instacart/doordash. Take a melatonin and forget about everything
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Zip lining in the rain, in the DR, in a swimsuit cover up is on for the books
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
3 Tokyo Tea’s did me in 😵‍💫
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I need a low vibrational plate in my life right now 😭
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Me: my eyebrows are shaped differ… Them: no they are the same I got this Them: you don’t have hair here and this arch is different *hands mirror Me: ion like it Them: I like it, it looks good Me: I don’t. Can you take some from the bottom. Them: *PA fixing* they are different Me 🙄
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
My Mamas 1st international vacation starts in less than 24hrs and I’m bout to ground her
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Ima be lost at sea in a few days. I need them to finish it before then, return it and it be in my queue before I leave
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
If you could message the person in front of you in line on Libby, I’d be on this ladies ass right now.
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Okay. I’m not tryna be insensitive, but ain’t Ray J supposed to be dead by now?
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Watching a close relative care more about their addiction than anything else in this world, can really turn you cold
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I need this month to go till the 31st. Everything is getting away from me 😭
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I finished it, thankfully it was beautifully anticlimactic.
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I stopped reading my current book because I think the main character is gonna die and I don’t have it in me to process the death of another black child right now even if it’s fictional. So let the reading slump begin
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I’m pretty sure I was talking to ai call rep. But I’m not sure. That’s kinda scary
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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Libby: Your loan expires soon. Me: Renew loan Libby: We cannot renew. Would you like to place a hold? Me: *sigh* Place hold. Libby: You have placed a hold. This book has 1/10 Loans This title has 0/10 Holds So I'm the only one with it or who wants but I can't renew it!?
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Me when booking a vacation: “I’m only gonna wear clothes out my closet.” Me 30 days before vacation: “ I don’t have time to figure it out, I need to order what I’m gonna wear
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I finished my 52nd book of the year, accomplishing my goal for the year. 🥳
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I hate this timeline. I’m bout to quantum leap. This shit for the birds
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
My friends calls me every time I take a melatonin without fail.
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I keep watching this lady get her ass beat in an elevator then falling asleep. I really wanna know what happens after, I just can’t stay up 😂
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Bitch if I walk in this store and ice cream is $10 a pint. Ima knock everything over and steal it
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
There’s only one baby left from the “Raggedy Kids Daycare” and then everybody is grown. What will be call it then. Raggedy Adults Club 😭
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
My baby turned 18th today 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 She’s not a baby anymore
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I knew Q2 was gonna bless me. I just wish I wasn’t struggling to get my feet up under me.
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𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧 @quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 21/04/2026
Having to go to work every day feels greedy. This is greedy. You just saw me. I don’t even have access to my time like this
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Please pray for me. My Instacart shopper is a man. And I really need everything to be right with my order 😭🙏🏾
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I couldn’t imagine feeding a family of 5 fast food. On the low end its $60 for one bs meal. I’d have the whole family starving
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
When it dawned on me that the room probably stinks bc she’s half yt and it’s probably that wet puppy dog smell, I’ve never been able to look at her the same.
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This yt dude just asked me if I have an only fans…. Ion even look like an only fans kinda girl 😵‍💫
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I’ll go! With a warm plate in hand ☺️
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I think it’s so hilarious when my friends tell other ppl stuff I told them bar for bar like they came up with it themselves 🥹
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I’ve given myself permission to speak on all the ways 30 has changed me, like I’m the first person to ever be 30😂
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
After a long day of arguing with Qatar Airways
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Sitting here plotting how im gonna give my chocolate birthday to the kids on the beach outside the adults only resort. Side Note. I hate Kids and Chocolate Cake. I have no clue how we got here
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
If finally 30!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I’m impressed
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I jumped in the Indian Ocean and my makeup stayed on
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
When I tell you everybody telling me I deserve an amazing birthday, believing while living it is a beautiful experience
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Yt ppl gotta stop doing blow 😂😂😂
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Mojo @okayndyourpoint.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I’ve already decided ima be one of those old ladies in the club at 50 showing my whole ass Bc one thing about it come Monday. Ima be back at that job. I got the money to spend, And I gotta show the young folks how it was done.
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