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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

the non-concacaf (noncacaf??) mind cannot fathom the hilarity of ivan barton being the ref for a world cup semifinal

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

rest in not peace lady g!!!!

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

OUR PRESIDENT IS ORANGE AND FILLS ME WITH HATE BUT BALO IS FREE US IN 8

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

soccer fans can are all high and mighty about this but let’s be so fr if we knew FIFA could be paid off to overturn balo’s red card last week, let’s not pretend that all of us wouldn’t have lined up to donate to that go fund me lmfao

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

oh please. it’s not like the world was rooting for the US before all this happened

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

honestly, i kinda figured american soccer fans would enjoy this for like maybe 3 hours before they milkshake duck’d the balo decision

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

breaking: domino’s legal team furiously trying to determine if the pizzas will be rescinded as well

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

can’t believe i’m about to quote alexi here but “canada deserves jesse marsch”

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

oh my god it’s happening again

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

<knicks fan voice> OUR WAFFLES ARE EGGO OUR CHIPS FRITO LAY OUR MICHELOB ULTRA USA IN EIGHT

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

god soccer fans are no fun like “the us is gonna lose when you play someone serious” well good thing we won our group so we don’t have to play anyone serious to get to the quarters 🤪 work smarter not harder

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

give me fair play and coin flip tiebreakers

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

i miss when twitter was somewhat normal bc a sarcastic @mattdoyle.bsky.social tweet about messi breaking into mls a few years ago, or nust being MLS quota, would have done NUMBERS and a great time would have been had by all

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

yo spain was really out here playing like that nagbe heat map

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

i see we’re just replaying the same storyline from the last world cup: massive favorited unable to win against a random team with like maybe 1 player you’ve heard of, going on to win a tournament

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

who wins in a fight, the most hyped team in the tournament vs a 40 year old keeper who plays in the portuguese 2nd division? the answer may shock you

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

i love the world cup bc wdym patrick beach of melbourne city and 40 year old vozinha (who plays in portuguese second division) have been the best keepers in the tournament thus far ???

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

possession and “momentum” stat have actually been very useful this world cup not bc they tell you that much about what the results of a game are gonna be, but in fact bc they *don’t* seem to tell you whether someone’s gonna win. they do a real good job at explaining how very weird soccer can be

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

the japanese national team heard the commentators calling them short over and over and over and went “okay what if we scored an equalizer via a header” and i think that’s absolutely iconic behavior

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

this has escaped containment on twitter and women are real, real mad about it. i’m certainly not gonna defend myself over there but over here, im just gonna say - this didn’t materialize out of nowhere! as known sickos in our communities we were asked this information by our pals (of all genders)

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

those of you who have read section 3 of the girlies guide know how important these two pictures are is US soccer healing?????

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

ITS FUCKING GAME DAY YALL graphic design is my passion, i am the photoshop* queen *i actually use apple’s “preview” for these dumb little memes

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

for the casuals, the girlies, and the goofy; for those who care more about ex-gfs than xG - a group of us usmnt sicko girlies have been working tirelessly to bring you: the “Girlies Guide to the USMNT" please enjoy and feel free to share!!!! docs.google.com/presentation...

docs.google.com

soccer for the girlies: USMNT edition

What you need to know about the USMNT soccer for the girlies by the girlies

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

the way i’d be screaming into a megaphone if this was my team? gotham fans showing so much grace rn

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Eboni Navidad -Shirley Chisholm Fan Club @ebonic25.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Your fans flew across the country to celebrate you and your victory and you don't go over to acknowledge them?! That is FUCKED UP Gotham

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

“tristan blackmon? more like block-man” - thomas muller, probably

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

me @ the us normally: 😒🧐🤦🏻‍♀️ me @ us soccer games:

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

the scarves that got the american outlaws called a “liberal shithole” today on twitter:

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

is it a bad time to bring up the fact that peter vermes has always kinda looked like anger from inside out

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

as donna moss once said, “the senator’s allowed to yield for a question without yielding the floor” so there better be a flock of senators marching over there to ask cory booker a question in 22 parts that might take a while

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

without downloading new pics/vids where are you mentally

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

guys it’s literally day 2

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

it has been literally one (1) hour since the january camp roster was dropped and i already almost have camp cupcake bingo

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

although being religious is a choice and being queer is not, we should not judge anyone for being religious or queer this armband discourse becomes actually very simple if you respect other people. i’m not religious but i sang sacred music in choir and pledged allegiance to one nation under god

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

pep fyi buddy you also havent won in ☝🏼🤚🏼 games

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

the little scrolley thing at the bottom of nbc’s broadcast said calvert-lewin is on the field for city and i legit spent like five min googling trying to figure out if he actually moved there (he did not)

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

okay don’t get me wrong, it’s nice being over here where people aren’t throwing slurs or crazy rhetoric around but can someone explain why there are so many pictures of space and the sky on my feed

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

the bbc women’s footballer of the year award was literally a public vote

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

twitter is insane bc it’s full of ppl who think a public figure like a women’s soccer player who’s among the best in the world was somehow able to publicly transition in a country where the queer rights look like THIS

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

the way tottenham live in pep’s head rent free needs to be studied fr

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

american fw/mfs from pennsylvania doing controversial goal cellys:

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden or alice in chains

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

update: was walking home and dropped my phone in surprise when this finally, out of nowhere, CLICKED

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

sarah mcbride is a much better person than me, because if i was a trans woman being forced into releasing a statement about which bathroom i would use on the *trans day of remembrance*?? this absolutely would be my villain origin story

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jackie @okayjackie.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

introduce yourself w/ four footballers

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