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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 14/09/2026
from the Lemkin Institute. we're taking a hiatus until you people learn how to act. -M www.lemkininstitute.com/red-flag-ale...
Genocide against trans people takes on patterns that set it apart from the mass murder genocides that people commonly associate with the crime, such as the Holocaust. Currently, the genocide against trans people follows a pattern – denial of identity (pattern #9 in the Lemkin Institute’s Ten Patterns of Genocide) – that makes it more familiar to the colonial genocides against indigenous populations, including the residential/boarding school systems in North America and Australia, where indigenous children were “allowed” to go on living if they gave up their identities, including their languages. Denial of identity involves two main steps: preventing people from openly expressing an identity and destroying institutions that reproduce the identity. Given that the denial of identity is the consequence of a well-defined hostility, even hatred, for the identity, the pattern is often characterized by incitement against the group. Alongside suppression and incitement, perpetrators of this pattern of genocide will simultaneously criminalize the identity, so that expressions of it or institutions that reproduce it become characterized as threatening and corrosive to the body politic and warranting state violence and coercion. People who assert or support the denied identity then become criminal elements that must be eliminated. In the case of the boarding schools, children who used their mother tongue or otherwise showed signs of their independent identity were severely punished.
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 13/09/2026
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh -O
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 11/09/2026
oh right one more Candle Jack: he w -O
Candle Jack (Freakazoid!, 1995-1997). a humanoid dressed in a dark outfit with a gray hood covering his face showing a stitched-on smile. if you say his name, he takes you away and
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 11/09/2026
Emmit Nervend -O
Emmit Nervend (Freakazoid!, 1995-1997). a man in a suit with his hair standing on end as if he has just been electrocuted, with a permanent smile on his face.
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 11/09/2026
Joe Leahy the Announcer: this is the voice you are reading this thread in -O
Joe Leahy the Announcer (Freakazoid!, 1995-1997). an older man with brown, slicked-back hair, a gray suit with a white undershirt, and a pink-and-black-polka-dotted bowtie/handkerchief combo.
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 11/09/2026
Fanboy: "um, ackshually, that trans headcanon can't be true because if you look at episode" [tongue flicking noises] -O
Fanboy (Freakazoid!, 1995-1997). a wide-set boy with black hair and thick half-circle rimmed glasses wearing a green cape and a white t-shirt with a stylized "FB!" in the center of his chest.
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 11/09/2026
Roddy MacStew: ambivalent but turns into that one overzealous cis guy at the protest that you have to keep reminding to calm down so the rest of you don't get arrested -O
Roddy MacStew (Freakazoid!, 1995-1997). a man with a bushy red beard wearing a brimmed cap, a tan polo shirt under a blue suit coat, and a tartan kilt.
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 11/09/2026
The Huntsman: learned about trans people when someone tried to sound the Horn of Urgency on a kid that wanted to play soccer, so he ended up giving the local queer hangouts their own Horns of Urgency. somehow, none of them have sounded. darn the luck, darn -O
The Huntsman (Freakazoid!, 1995-1997). a man with big shiny teeth wearing a green fantasy ranger-style uniform, carrying a bow and quiver full of arrows and donning a fedora with a red feather.
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 11/09/2026
Lord Bravery: that's just john cleese and he's already a transphobe, so wtf do you expect from "Britain's greatest superhero"? -O
Lord Bravery (Freakazoid!, 1995-1997). a gaunt-faced man wearing a bright blue uniform with a centurion's helmet and red cape.
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 11/09/2026
Cobra Queen: canon otherkin, headcanon t4t lesbian -O
Cobra Queen (Freakazoid!, 1995-1997). a gray-skinned woman wearing a cowl and a golden full-length-cover necklace with a fanged grin.
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 11/09/2026
Cave Guy: actually an ally. will shoplift whatever clothes, hormones, prothesis, whatever you want, will stand guard outside public restroom doors/stalls, will give you a ride to the clinic or post office or DMV and will even give moral support if you want -O
Cave Guy (Freakazoid!, 1995-1997). a blue-skinned shirtless man of towering figure and wide stature wearing a bone necklace (though his pose of standing with a hand over his heart implies that he is well-educated and knowledgable).
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 11/09/2026
Steff: supportive but doesn't think it's relevant for a long time because she's straight, right? well, -O
Steff (Freakazoid!, 1995-1997). a woman with blue eyes and long blonde hair in a ponytail, wearing a horizontal-striped pink-and-white turtleneck sweater tucked into light blue jeans with a brown belt.
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 11/09/2026
The Lobe: self-proclaimed ally but still hocks the "gender and sex are separate" ideology -O
The Lobe (Freakazoid!, 1995-1997). a short humanoid wearing a lab coat with a giant exposed brain in lieu of a proper human head.
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 11/09/2026
FREAKAZOID! CHARACTERS ON: TRANS RIGHTS Dexter Douglas: give her a few years Freakazoid: supportive, but definitely a little confused on whether or not it'd give away the secret identity if he also transitioned -O
Dexter Douglas (Freakazoid!, 1995-1997). a young nerd-type with short brown hair, half-circle rimmed glasses, and a blue undershirt beneath an opened gray buttonup.Freakazoid (Freakazoid!, 1995-1997). a masc superhero with a red fullbody costume (with a stylized "F!" in the center of the chest) and white gloves, black hair with lightning bolts along the sides, blue skin and a black eye-covering mask.
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 01/09/2026
except you uh, did. you did defend what he did to her. bsky.app/profile/andr... -O
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Wow is that what raping someone with a glass bottle is







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Sure. If person A severs part of person B's finger with a bottle, and person B retaliates by sexually assaulting person A with a bottle, I think it's reasonable to frame it as a conflict. Especially within a long and mutually toxic relationship.
Apologies answer is not in the form of a sassy quip.
8:52 PM · Aug 31, 2026
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 15/08/2026
like next time? just cut it off at the first sentence. the rest of this is JUST orientalism -O
"Anyways, nonbinary people exist in Japan, they exist in a Japanese context that doesn't map neatly onto Western/American concepts of being transgender, and saying this is a colonialist concept is demented and tantamount to stripping them of their identity." (said by a cis self-proclaimed 'otaku')
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 10/08/2026
DJ Oberlin for Frontiers in Sports and Active Living: "Sex differences and athletic performance. Where do trans individuals fit into sports and athletics based on current research?". doi.org/10.3389/fspo... -O
In general, studies find that trans individuals, following gender affirming hormone therapy, become more similar to their gender identity (post-transition) cisgender counterparts, or are somewhere between the expected male and female averages (53–55, 122). Certain aspects of pre-transition-sex seem to be less malleable, such as total height and limb length (53, 122). However, there are changes in aerobic capacity, body composition, and muscular strength and endurance (12, 16, 53, 54, 122). Although these parameters may take months or years to complete this transition (12, 53, 54). The time to transition is relevant as (1) earlier in the process of transition, trans individuals may still retain traits more similar to their pre-transition gender, and (2) the effects of transitioning become confounded with the effects of aging and changes in training status (54, 55, 124–126). Due to all the potential pitfalls, a single definitive study of this topic is impossible, however, those which have been attempted can be used to glean better understanding of whether trans individuals' participation in sports and athletics is likely to lead to increased inequity or injury in sports and athletics.

Using a large sample among transgender exercise studies, Roberts et al. showed how the performance of both trans men and trans women on military physical fitness assessments changed over two years of gender affirming hormone therapy (54). Roberts et al. assessed number of push-ups and sit-ups performed as a field assessment of muscular strength and endurance (54). In addition, a 1.5-mile run was used as a field assessment of aerobic capacity (54). It was notable that neither trans men nor trans women aligned perfectly with their cisgender counterparts prior to gender affirming hormone therapy, with trans men performing more pushups and sit-ups (37.4 ± 2.03 and 50.4 ± 1.47) than cis women (32.6 ± 2.12 and 45.6 ± 1.51), and trans women performing fewer pushups than cis men (47.3 ± 1.34 vs…
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 09/08/2026
"O the waveform for this mix is almost a solid rectangle" look i'm sorry we did our best. if you could see our Audacity window you'd know we were basically doing this and this is what we decided rode the line between "auditory weapon" and "headbanger" -O
scene from Raimi's Spiderman 2 where Peter's holding back the train and getting his shit shredded in the process by all that flying glass
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 06/08/2026
you sound like a very normal bird. we're just going to lay this garden hose down and trust that you're not going to kick it to smithereens, i'll be right back, -O
a green garden hose coiled up in the grass with the nozzle pointed at the camera
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 06/08/2026
🗨 -O
Heather Duke (Heathers, 1988)
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 05/08/2026
the potatoes turned brown and sweet-smelling in the pot and ngl they kinda slap -O
two plates and a bottle of pepsi. the center plate has a giant biscuit taking up the whole platter, its top slathered in butter. on the rightmost plate lay two fried chicken breasts and a pile of mashed potatoes that look brown enough to have had gravy mixed in but we swear to you, they just look like that
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 05/08/2026
"he lost the Black vote pretty big" -O
the infamous painting from a school textbook depicting a white man in an Egyptian ruler's headdress, colloquially known as "White Pharaoh".
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 04/08/2026
you have no fucking idea the sheer amount of garbage i have put in this thing. -O
draft (3mo):
"is Bugs Bunny tma

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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 01/08/2026
THE LAST FRAME OF THE WEDDING FILM OF COURSE SHE'S WATCHING IT, WHY WOULDN'T SHE BE, ROSE? -O
scene from The Walten Files 5: misaligned footage on a projector in the attic of the Walten home shows a nighttime forest backdrop and white text. "Dedicated to Sophie, There's not a day I don't think about you."
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 01/08/2026
another year passed. happiness is looking in the mirror and letting this balm our soul(s?): -O
Undertale narration box edit:
"* Despite everything, you're still a transfag."
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 01/08/2026
as nice as this would be, i feel like this may be too tall an order for the guy behind this little pearl -O
Ken Jennings tweet: “Nothing sadder than a hot person in a wheelchair.”
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 30/07/2026
hello earl. seems like you need to be reminded of your place, lemme do that for you, chaser scum -O
earljwjones.bsky.social's following list. highlighted is the account of one Ms. Eros Orisha (@nsfweros.bsky.social), a Black trans woman in the adult film industry.earljwjones.bsky.social's following list. highlighted is the account of one Noah (@noahwaybabes.bsky.social), a gay trans man in the adult film industry.
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 29/07/2026
who's this -O
Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer, also known as the Milwaukee Cannibal or the Milwaukee Monster, a serial killer and rapist that killed, dismembered, and ate seventeen young men and boys
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 29/07/2026
actually this deserves to be underlined bc dawg look at this -O
scene from beginning cutscene during the final confrontation with Zant in Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. he stands, bent over and panting, in front of his throne. "I had served and endured in that depraved household for far too long, my impudent princess."scene from beginning cutscene during the final confrontation with Zant in Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. he faces the camera with his arms outstretched in a flashy pose. "And why, you ask? Because I believed I would be the next to rule our people! THAT is why!"scene from post-fight cutscene during the final confrontation with Zant in Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. Midna glares up at Zant off-screen. "Traitors, ha! You want to know why none would call you king? It was your eyes, Zant."scene from post-fight cutscene during the final confrontation with Zant in Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. Zant slumps in his throne from exhaustion as Midna speaks from off-screen. "All saw it, a lust for power burning in your pupils... Did you think we'd forget our ancestors lost their king to such greed?"
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 22/07/2026
yeah uh, -O
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 17/07/2026
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE -O
a black 88 key Alesis Recital keyboard with a sustain pedal and MIDI input sitting on a double X stand.
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 17/07/2026
no no no. answer my friend's reasonable question -O
Lady Aranea
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Hi. I'm trans and a lesbian. Tell me how changing your sex is the same thing as reinforcing your sex, please.
1:50 PM · Jul 16, 2026
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 12/07/2026
okay so we have our first footage of the Spirit Fazbear animatronic (from JonnyBlox on twitter) and we're a tourist to FNaF but as a prop geek? Holy Fucking Shit -O
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 11/07/2026
most horrifying shit ever: coming to consciousness and seeing This Screen. wdym "seems to". why aren't you sure -O
a Ren'py Launcher information screen. "INFORMATION: The build seems to have succeeded. [Continue]"
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 09/07/2026
nah nah nah nah nah. you stand by what you said right now, @eoinhiggins.bsky.social -O
from Eoin Higgins (eoinhiggins.bsky.social): "not that it really needs to be said, but this person is not serious, has essentially no support whatsoever in Maine, and should be seen as a social media attention opportunist and nothing more"
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 09/07/2026
at least if the Halfway to Halloween previews are anything to go by, there's gonna be two big hits with the fujoshi/fudanshi crowd -O
Home Depot's "Cabernet Casualty", a skeleton popping out of an oak barrel labeled "CARBERNET CASUALTY VINEYARDS" dressed in vaguely 17th century-ish clothes and holding a wine glass. to demonstrate how this relates back to yaoi, a picture of the two fish toasting red wine with the caption "its been one of those weeks... Pass the yaoi!!!" is placed in the corner with a white outer glow.Halloween Costumes' "Lorelai the Ghostly Librarian". an pale-white woman with dark hair, light-up eyes, a long black gown with a red glow underneath, a candlestick in one hand and a fogging/smoking book in the other stands with her head at a slight upward incline. the Archive of Our Own logo is laid over the book to relate this back to yaoi.
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 08/07/2026
oh hey same stache!!! sending u goatee energy if u want it too -O
a young white man with a curly pompadour (the gel is still drying bear with us), glasses a thick goatee, and a faint yet present mustache
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 08/07/2026
outside of him completely owning israel last year and all the antizionist memes that spawned we know next to nothing of this guy. like there's also this which is funny but otherwise to us football (international) is still a game of Messi vs Ronaldo and we refuse to let this change -O
an Instagram post showing Erling Haaland and Super Buu hitting the same grin+headtilt pose. a comment from. Erling (hearted by the author) says: "I mean i dont disagree"
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 04/07/2026
he wants to kill -O
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 03/07/2026
does bluesky look like this to you -O
a screenshot from a vinesauce stream where Joel fucking destroys the BBS (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfK8ZLU-Gg8). listings:

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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 01/07/2026
nobody in the entire haunt industry has gone thru half as much as Distortion Unlimited's "Guy in the Wrangler Jeans (2000s version)". look at ts, imagine dying like THAT -O
a screenshot from Distortions Unlimited's 2002 DVD catalogue showing the Thrashin' Trash Dumpster Diver. it is a pair of human legs clad in thick blue jeans, white socks, and simple sneakers inside a metal garbage can filled with crumpled papers.
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 30/06/2026
a world of difference -O
a white man with a curly pompadour and goatee wearing glasses looks up at the camera with a hand over his heart and his head at a slight angle. the same white man, except he is uncomfortably close to the camera and scowling at you beard-first.
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 26/06/2026
btw did we ever show y'all how we store our decarbed flower -O
a CVS pharmacy pill bottle stripped of its prescription label. in its place are stickers from Sticky Green and Black Tie CBD distributors. there is also a CashApp sticker on top of the cap. it is currently stuffed full of decarbed shake/trimmings. a closer look inside the pill bottle at the decarbed flower. the bottle is, in fact, nearly full up to the top.
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 25/06/2026
tbf your arm would get tired keeping one of these beasts in ya ear all day -O
a collection of four brass ear trumpets used by Ludwig van Beethoven, each with their own unique head for filtering sound. at least two have a visible chinstrap, which ruins our original joke, but shut up
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 24/06/2026
-O
Thierry Henry looking directly to camera absolutely shocked because he doesn't know if you can say that on TV
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 23/06/2026
progress shots, pardon our koikatsu placeholder talksprites. it's surprisingly adequate for making backgrounds tho -O
a screenshot from a visual novel made in Ren'Py. bold and italicized white text in the center of the screen reads: "The following visual novel was made by an adult, for adult audiences."a screenshot from a visual novel made in Ren'Py. the background is a graveyard in a field surrounded by mountains, under a purplish-blue sky. Lizzie narrates: "I don't know what sort of consequences I'd actually face for standing on a grave in the waking world..."a screenshot from a visual novel made in Ren'Py. background is a bright, white, plain bedroom. a smart phone on the right side of the screen displays texts from speaker Tammy, one reading: "u up?".a screenshot from a visual novel made in Ren'Py. background is a city park. on the left, a withdrawn young man with a long face, large nose, and slight hint of facial hair stands slouching, twiddling his fingers, and staring off into nothing. on the right, we see a young woman with a heart-shaped face, wearing a black beanie and red barrettes in her hair with a brown hoodie. she is fiddling with the hem of her hood and absentmindedly gazing off to the side. Lizzie: "Like contacting the dead? ...For real?"
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 21/06/2026
the second i thought about cis people reviewing Dorley immediately our face just dropped into This -O
War artist Thomas C. Lea III's The Two-Thousand Yard Stare. a gaunt-faced man, face caked in gunpowder, stands with his helmet askew in front of an active warzone. corpses and wounded alike fill the background; bomber planes still soar overhead, turrets left pointed at smoldering ruins. the man in the foreground stares directly at (or perhaps through) the viewer, face blank. fun fact: the original name for this piece, per the Tom Lea Association website, was "Down from Bloody Nose Too Late. He's Finished, Washed up, Gone.".
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 21/06/2026
oh there's also Crackles. but i feel like masks in horror have been analyzed half to death, ever since Michael Myers put one on, though ig something can be said about the number of cracks growing per person kidnapped/killed. (CSA survivor voice) kinda makes us think of how predators work -O
an official Spirit Halloween tag for Crackles, who stands "over 6ft. tall" (6 feet, 6 inches). the main render shows a carnival clown with a cracked porcelain face painted in a wide grin. features include "Durable outdoor-rated design", "Inner mouth moves in a realistic talking motion", "inside eyes light up with real LEDs", "Speaks 4 lines and plays calliope music", "durable box and slide-out tray for easy replacing", and "over 6ft. tall". under these features, a picture of a grotesque, skinned face with long, sharp teeth emerging from behind two broken halves of Crackles' porcelain face is shown. "Head turns and cracks open to reveal sinister face".Crackles was a carnival clown with a cracked porcelain mask and a smile too wide to be real. He was famous for never removing his mask…children laughed, adults shivered, but no one ever saw what lay underneath. His sinister true face sits beneath and whispers cruel jokes and dark commands. One night, someone touched his cheek and his mask broke open. Hideously, smiling. Watching. He just turned and vanished into the dark. The next morning, the person who touched him was gone. No trace. No sound. Now Crackles’ mask has a new crack. If you ever see his true face, don’t look directly at him because he kills those who make eye contact.
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 21/06/2026
the award for "most disparity in interest between design and backstory" goes to Pumpkin Punisher bc like. yeah yeah pumpkin-headed killer, we've all seen it, but the implication that Ben Spice's farm had to be burned down for insurance money and he took specifically VENGEANCE? ayo??? -O
an animatronic standing at 7 feet 1 inches. a man in black shoes, blue overalls and a light blue long-sleeved undershirt, green fingerless gloves, and a Jack-O-Lantern over his head holds up a rustic, bloodied axe. it's unclear where his pumpkin head ends and his true face begins; his lips are stretched to an unnatural width, showing each yellowed tooth in his deformed mouth. all that can be seen in the gourd's eye-holes is a sinister red light. what looks like straw can be seen peeking out of the ankles of his overalls and from beneath a burlap collar around his neck and chest, leading him to somewhat resemble a scarecrow.Every fall, Maple Hollow transforms into a Halloween haven with pumpkin patches, haunted hayrides, and a large festival. But beneath the fun lies a chilling story. Decades ago, Benjamin Spice, a reclusive farmer known for his obsession with folklore, vanished. His farm was burned to the ground except for a scorched scarecrow that had a carved pumpkin head with its jagged grin still intact. Soon after, a towering figure with a rusted axe in hand was seen wandering the outskirts of town. Folks nicknamed him the Pumpkin Punisher. Crops withered overnight. Livestock disappeared. Anyone who trespassed on the old Spice property was never seen again. Now, every October, he returns, fueled by vengeance and bound to the land that betrayed him. If you hear loud screeching, the crunch of leaves behind you and smell rotting pumpkin...run!
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transsexual wizard (subclass: necromancer) @okadaizo.men · 21/06/2026
GIRLIE ENDED THE WORLD IN ORDER TO COMMIT ROUNDABOUT FAMILY ANNIHILATION. like heads up this is VERY wild -O
The Doomsday Duo’s story began and ended at a power plant. The mother was a world-renowned scientist that after seeing the harmful effects of radiation had become obsessed with doomsday prepping. She even made her son carry a gas mask in his backpack to school. Her obsession and daily exposure to toxic chemicals drove her mad, so she decided to end the world herself. Using her position at the power plant, she set her plan in motion and took off early to pick up her son so they could experience the beginning of the end together. With her beloved son next to her, she felt every second of the blast that decimated her hometown. She felt nothing but relief when she took her gas mask off and felt the soothing chemicals ooze in a bright green burst from her face.Audio & Phrases:
Upon activation, speaks 4 creepy voice lines and makes raspy breathing noises
[Gasps with heavy breathing sounds] I think... we’re finally safe now. Let's smell the fresh air . . . (Remove Masks) [Raspy, panicked breathing sounds]
[Crying Sounds and loud breathing] I know darling, my face feels funny too...let's try and take off the masks (Remove Masks) [Raspy labored breathing sounds]
We’ll be okay now... baby, no need to worry anymore. There's no one left to hurt you (Remove Masks) [Breathing sounds]
(Breathing Sounds) We left them all behind. It's time to...enjoy the world we created. (Remove Masks) [Crying Sounds]
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