iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

if it ain't broke don't fix it

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i jack off while doing more things than i should but this is not one of them

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well if someone else is gonna be down there they may as well use their mouth

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yeah the layoffs are bad but it would be a shame to let all the work that's already been done go to waste just because the suits don't know what they're doing

been playing with this stasis withering blades build where i throw the melee into a crowd and they all explode into pleasing ice particles and it's basically like cumming 500 times at once

i did get to play all the content from them before they removed it so i don't actually get a lot out of it but i think it's an extremely good decision and i'm looking forward to replaying the classic raids

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it's always been huge ups and huge downs with that game, but (similarly to how i feel about xiv) the core gameplay is just so good that i always wanted to play anyway

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this is what ffxiv is for, way better game for strokin' your shit mid-combat

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yeah i played a ton back before i even played xiv like 7 years ago and i've always wanted to play but the game got fuckin' expensive and it just lost priority to xiv and real life, but because xiv is basically in waiting more right now it's been a good time to play

no this destiny shit is serious business i need both hands at the ready and i'm not enough of a gymnast to jack off with any other limbs

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yeah i accidentally leveraged the recent surge in attention to con all my xiv buddies into playing with me

throw me to the wolves and we'll all come back pregnant

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sorry for the extended quiet, i've been cripplingly addicted to jacking off and playing destiny (not at the same time)

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momma oj🔞 @ojxiv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

*wakes up from a 14 day coma* i forgot to turn off the oven girl named oven: i'm so horny

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i was a max height lala when i first started but one of my friends paid me to fanta min height

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Spicy Zinny @zinanaonpeeled.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

@bluebratcat.bsky.social 's Kirra having a little fun with Zaneko until they got caught! #ZinnyNSFW

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momma oj🔞 @ojxiv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i have no earthly clue what this thread is about but it made me spit take my soda

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momma oj🔞 @ojxiv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

oh honey, you didn't think you'd get away from momma without doing a little service, did you?

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momma oj🔞 @ojxiv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

blanket "sorry for the comms being slow," i'm currently in pitched battle with my own brain

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i legitimately believe this just because it's the only possible explanation, but it only works for companies. it doesn't explain situations like ktisis for xiv because nobody is paying those guys to fuck up their program for no reason they just did it for the love of the game

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well when it's a production program like a daw then i don't give a fuck if it "looks" good it needs to be efficient and useable. like the buttons need to be in places that make sense and be labelled appropriately, but many devs seem to think that i want flstudio to be the steam store page

but why are we updating existing programs to change them into worse versions of the same thing

this time i'm talking about flstudio which changed the ui in the flex plugin and it's way more annoying to use for no reason in ways i noticed in literally 10 seconds of having the window open. like are we fucking for real guys

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why is every software development company on this entire fucking earth so unbearably awful at ux it is becoming conspiracy theory inducing how often it feels like literally nobody gives a fuck about ux anymore holy shit

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