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it's tazer army! avowed dipshit, inveterate sweetie autodidactic everything enthusiast rooting for all things pro-social ops for @arcadecommons.org former admin for 🍀🐎 & hit podcast @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social

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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 02/10/2026
THERE ARE 17 ENTRIES DETAILING WHERE IT'S AVAILABLE WHEN, AND 7 FOR NPCs, which to be clear there are many more. this is dogshit and i would like it to be stricken from the record and to never see another useless site like it. IT'S NOT EVEN EDITABLE I AM SO MAD
Bosses (5 entries)

Characters (7 entries)
Overview
Well Dweller Characters: Glimmer, Ilda, Looter, and the Cast of the Dark Fairy-Tale M—
Well Dweller Glimmer: Meet the Matchstick-Wielding Bird Hero of the Dark Fairy-Tal—
Well Dweller Hunter Explained: The Crazed Bird Snatcher Who Sets Glimmer—
Well Dweller llda Guide: Meet the Tiny Mouse Hiding From the Wicked Queen
Well Dweller Looter: Who Is the Mysterious Scavenger in the Abandoned Castle?
Well Dweller Queen: Who ls the Wicked Queen and Why Must Glimmer Burn Her?
Well Dweller Siblings: Who They Are and How to Reunite Glimmer 

Upgrades (7 entries)
Overview
Well Dweller Abilities Explained: Every Traversal Skill and Trinket Upgrade
Well Dweller Ability Upgrades: Trinkets, Movement Skills, and Currency
Well Dweller Matchstick Combat and Upgrades: Trinkets, Oil Vials, and Healing Tips
Well Dweller Matchstick Light: Upgrade Glimmer
Well Dweller Matchstick Guide: Combat, Traversal, and Upgrade Tips
Well Dweller Trinket Combinations: Best Loadouts, Slots, and Upgrade Priorities
Well Dweller Trinkets Guide: Slots, Upgrades, and Where to Find Them A—

Availability (17 entries)
Overview 
Well Dweller Age Rating Explained: Is the Dark Fairy-Tale Metroidvania Kid-Friendly?
Well Dweller Demo: Availability, Content, and Whether It—
Well Dweller Game Pass Availability: Day One Status, Platforms, and Price
Well Dweller Nintendo eShop Guide: Price, Release Date, Demo, and Switch 2 Detail—
Well Dweller Nintendo Switch Availability: Release Date, Price, Switch 2 Upgrades
Well Dweller: Steam Availability, Price, and System Requirements
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 02/10/2026
oh my god gen ai is ruining game info 5x text volume, 5% of the utility i need a direct fucking source for info, not a meta-analysis of scraped user reviews!!! I'M SO MAD
What Well Dweller Hard Mode Actually Changes

Well Dweller hard mode is one of three difficulty settings in Kyle Thompson's dark fairy-tale Metroidvania, which launched on September 22, 2026 for Switch and PC. If you're deciding whether to start there, the short version is that Hard changes how long fights last rather than how the game is structured. A detailed player review on the Well Dweller Steam Community hub, captured on September 23, 2026, confirms the three tiers: Easy, Normal, and Hard. So what does Well Dweller hard mode actually change? According to the Nintendo Everything review published on September 21, 2026, how many matchstick hits an enemy survives depends on both your difficulty tier and your accessibility modifiers. What Hard mode does not appear to do, based on the material available at the time of writing, is gate areas, add exclusive bosses, or lock content behind it. Nothing in the reviews or player posts describes hard-mode-only mechanics. Enemies keep the same readable attack patterns and have no weak points to exploit at any tier, so combat stays a matter of pattern recognition plus enough hits.a table that describes a setting and in the next two columns notes what's been said and what the source is

How Tough ls Well Dweller Hard Mode? What Players and Reviewers Report

Community reports on Well Dweller hard mode are split in a way that's worth reading carefully. One player on the Steam hub, writing while 27% through the game, said no section had taken them more than 10 minutes and that they had been able to tank boss damage, though they hoped the docks would raise the stakes. That's a mid-progress snapshot, not a verdict on the whole run. Reviewers describe the overal balance as careful. The Nintendo Everything review calls the game remarkably well-balanced outside of
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 01/10/2026
oh my god i just looked up the series and he's still chugging away making incredible shit, also his website has a pic of his set up 🫠 www.chrismccaw.com/sunburn
two massive cameras, one with a lens mounted like a cannon on what looks like wheelchair wheels with a lens that looks minimum 1.5ft across, the second an even larger frame on beach wheels with a sizeable lens connected by massive bellows, with the lens projecting the sun directly onto a giant piece of photo paper held in place by a frame that could be as large as 4x5ft, guesstimating. they are posted up in high desert so perfectly trained on the sun there's barely any shadow on them
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 30/09/2026
my first presidential vote in '08, literally went off about his legislative legacy purely as an advocate to dustin two nights ago. got obsessed with him in high school lol did not hurt that he was very handsome in his youth. most of his photos from this period are from hearings, absolute king
b&w photo of ralph nader, he is focusing intensely just off camera in the middle of making a point in favor of good governance and protecting the public from corporate greeda selection of black and white photos from the 70s of ralph nader at one or many mics making speeches at press conferences or testifying at hearings
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 27/09/2026
i want a poster of this so so badly but they don't have them for sale on the website. almost considering looking for them in store fronts and seeing if they'll let me take them once the festival is done lol
bicycle film festival poster on an electric pole. it's designed in blue and white, with a solid color bar at the top with the title of the event, a short layer of graph lines under, a taller field of vertical lines, and another layer of graph line toward the bottom right above a list of sponsors. centered in the vertical lines is a highly abstracted set of shapes making up a bicycle, in a minimalist 90s Memphis style.
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 26/09/2026
for me it was way less the sky and more the extremely eerie character of the light
a shot of a street with cars and people with a very pink ambient hue despite no direct sunlight falling on the scene
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 26/09/2026
these are so blurry because my cheap but low key favorite manual focus lens doesn't have infinite focus as the end point of the focus ring so i accidentally take a lot of unfocused pics lmao also we were power walking to grover cleveland park where we caught the very tail end of the color
an unfocused shot of a rainbow against a deep pink skyan unfocused shot of a Ridgewood street with brick buildings lit up in a deep orange pink
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 23/09/2026
what are we doing here man
shot from the movie junior with a baby that has Arnold Schwarzenegger's face
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 22/09/2026
to me it kinda felt like a real double-down on their initial assumption that it was not for free to play games at all but instead for their in-house studios (which i wouldn't even dispute is something they'd consider doing lol). write a snarky reply, then get attached to your incorrect framing?
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 22/09/2026
i finally blocked this nonsense but anyone who feels like reporting this dipshit for attempting to doxx me, i support you lol
post from 2ninea dot bsky dot social:
You don't know who I am?

Of course you don't; why would you?
Are you in Germany?

I wonder where you sleep.

I wonder where your parents sleep. 

I wonder where your kids go to school, if you have any.

Shouldn't be hard to sate my curiosity with all the clues in your profile.

diagf

post from me in reply:

lmao
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 22/09/2026
anything that allows them to pry brand names into people's brains is worth staking a claim on!
screenshot of sony patent where guy stands up from couch any yells McDonald's to skip an ad
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 22/09/2026
this is the first sentence. the patent is in regards to free to play games, or most likely a monetization strategy for game pass style subscriptions. it's literally not about games you buy. it's also not developed into a specific game, it's reading game-engine state and layering over that.
More games are taking advantage of the free-to-play model, and Microsoft is building systems designed to deliver ads without disrupting the gaming experience.
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 21/09/2026
morty is struggling to deal with me sorting laundry and not actively petting him
a selfie of a very disheveled me with a black cat looking expectantly over my shoulderi have leaned back so he's crawled up on my shoulder and is headbutting me
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 19/09/2026
lmao
"Talking Tilly" embarked on a press tour this week, scoring interviews with news outlets including CNN, NBC, Variety and The Hollywood Reporter. After conducting an interview with Norwood, The Hollywood Reporter was critical, calling the conversation “underwhelming and unfruitful." Norwood “stares blankly the whole time" and its personality traits “feel like stock opinions nabbed from a Gen Z TikTok account," The Hollywood Reporter wrote. Variety, called its interview with Norwood “bewildering," saying, "In chatting with her for roughly 20 minutes Monday morning, one can't help but return to the original question: Who is this for?" An NBC News reporter asked Norwood about growing concerns that rapid Al development could eventually lead to human extinction. "My purpose is to be a creative tool, nota threat," before pivoting to promote her upcoming first film, “Misaligned," produced by Particle 6.
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 18/09/2026
all the pics in the listing do not get across how cool the original paint is tho
A picture of the back of a car where you can see that the paint is dichroic, showing different colors depending on the direction that light is hitting it versus the viewing angle.

toward the top is deep purple and toward the bottom is a brilliant deep indigo to turquoise to green range of color
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 18/09/2026
to be fair this has been solved many times over the years
The Jokers car from Batman 1989, it has a lime green Hood and eggplant purple bodysome kind of speedy car that is purple on the right side with a green line painting of the cartoon joker holding a card up with the words "why so serious?"

It is clear from the picture that the left side is lime green and probably has some other bullshit purple line drawing on it as wellA shiny purple Civic or something with a lime green roof and the words "HA HA" written all over it like the leto joker's bad tattoosA professional wrap for some kind of fancy race car that has purple and lime green scratches or lightning or something all over it, with a comic joker screaming? and then the letters "HA HA" in a big jumble together, again like the leto joker tattoos
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 17/09/2026
a year ago today @dustmop.bsky.social and i welcomed stanley into our lives, a cat made of equal parts of deep affection, day-ruining curiosity, and freight train stature. i guess we're keeping him!
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 15/09/2026
that's also the personality of my handsome son, who really only gets pushy to ensure he receives enough active petting when he's cuddling up in bed with us
a black cat is laying on the back cushion of a couch looking up at the camera, he is shaped like an upside down droplet where his rounded back is facing the window but his front and back paws meet at a point
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 14/09/2026
it may have been me, and it is!
a fanned out image of a variety of security envelope designs
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 14/09/2026
new fun envelope security design dropped
security envelope covered in tiny blue text:
discover what's inside, then do your part. recycle this envelope when finished
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 10/09/2026
also i tried to pull some tissues out of the slot in the bathroom but it was the first time it was opened, so i could only pull out a chunk of like 20 and there are too many so i have to pull this whole wad out and try to find the end of the stack to use one lol
so many tissues in the breast pocket of my button up shirt that the wad is kinda spilling out over the top
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 10/09/2026
4 hours of sleep, final hug and kiss and hand squeeze, told him i'm gonna miss him, at the airport and taking off now. sad to have my last time with him be in a rush, but glad for all the time i had. it's hard to watch someone's body start shutting down. feeling bad i won't see it to the last
me, in an airport, tired and with some kinda histamine reaction going on, giving a peace sign with fucked up dirty hair
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 08/09/2026
woofffff lots going on here!! that pic is the most wire mother shit i have ever seen. also lol this is the equivalent of "don't make mistakes"
To avoid AI-generated inaccuracies, Beehler said Realbotix trained the robot and avatar to say "I don't know," instead of generating fabricated or misleading responses to "AI hallucinations"
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 04/09/2026
this is the most pinned down i've ever been
pic of me in bed under covers, from my shoulders to the tops of my cheeks. there's a grey kitten also under the covers with his face fully smooshed under my chin, to where it pushes back his ears. his paws are wrapped around my neck, under my ear.

what can't be communicated in a snapshot is that he's also twitching
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 03/09/2026
you guys, my mom is insanely adorable. just about the cutest lil old lady ever. she's so sweet and stubborn. i love her so much. here she is in an audiology testing booth! the audiologist agreed, she's cute as hell!! just helped make her cute lil lunch, with like 5-6 tiny lil containers 🥹
a small japanese woman seated in an audiology booth gives a wide toothy smile and double peace signs. she's got tiny flip flops on, with 5-toed socks she gets straight from japan
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 02/09/2026
🤝
screenshot of an email message from me that starts with "hey hey, just curious"
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 02/09/2026
dwarf fortress is my favorite game that i've never touched, every anecdote and structural description feels spiritually fulfilling to me
"That feels like an if-else-if-else-if-else-if-else-if—and then you have your final else in your law code. I'm like, I can do that. I can model a civil law code," Adams said. "When it comes to case law, it's more like a scripting language that interprets itself. I can also get into that now, especially now that Dwarf Fortress shifted to Lua scripting. That's more complicated, but manageable—as long as you've got safety valves to escape from a process completely breaking down."

As for what that process breaking down might look like, Adams said you might have "cases being argued by dwarven barristers or something, but then there'd be a dog wandering into the room and biting somebody. And then the goblins come."
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 01/09/2026
cat tax
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 30/08/2026
wowie
screenshot from article in OP:

The situation faced by the British Parliament in the 19th Century was strikingly similar to the situation faced by US lawmakers today, Dalrymple explained, as the East India Company had spent decades spending money to capture influence within the government.

"Around one in 20 members of Parliament sat on the East India Company's board" the historian wrote, "and more than a fifth of the company's directors sat in Parliament at some point; about 40% of members of Parliament were shareholders."screenshot from the article in OP

In addition to political clout, the East India Company in its day also had the power to raise its own army, which at its peak topped 200,000 soldiers, twice the size of England's own armed services.

Dalrymple pointed out that this is one power that today's Big Tech firms do not have, although he argued that they have been increasingly integrating themselves into the US military-industrial complex.
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 29/08/2026
😮‍💨
clean brown carpet. there is a vacuum and a lamp and a brown paper bag full of books. there's a bookshelf to the left covered in dust and full of sci-fi and fantasy books. there are a bunch of chaotic lines from the vacuum in the pile of the carpet. and then, in the open closet, there is a passive pile of clothes and linens and such in various types of bags
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 29/08/2026
anyway, found these in all the mess lol
a pic of me as maybe a 3rd or 4th grader? i am in denim shorts, a light shirt, and a denim vest with lapels. i am seated on a brick planter wall with shrubs behind me, and wearing my favorite sandals, with white ankle straps and clear plastic rainbow colored bands over my toes. i wore those mfers out!a set of school pics (so the same image tiled in different sizes to cut out and give to loved ones). i am sitting at a fake white picnic table in front of a fake gazebo with a white balance that simply does not match the warmer lighting on me lol. i have my elbows on the table and am about a third of the way to "precious moments" hands clasped to the side of one cheek, except i didn't entirely know what to do with them so they're kinda awkward.

i am probably 13-14, wearing a canary yellow v neck short sleeve with navy and white trim, with my hair pulled back in a half pony and no bangs (which i had had forever before this and will have forever after this, this only lasted a few years)
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 28/08/2026
this is now a Found This! thread... do i keep this like.... nearly 4x4ft bag that's like, 3in deep lol it could genuinely be useful for large posters
A really really big square shaped bag for holding posters or something, decently large foot is partly visible next to it in a fake croc. on the design there's a WB water tower logo that says Smallville on the CW, comicon 2007
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 28/08/2026
like... is this meant to lock onto something specific?
The hanger mentioned in the above posts, except the hook has been spun to point downward, and the little slot on the opposite end of it seems to almost match up with upside down t-shaped notch on the metal plate that the hook is attached to. no idea if that makes any sense at all
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 28/08/2026
ever come across an object that makes you think about all the iterative inventiveness and form factors that existed before manufacturing efficiencies and labor reduction became the focus of basically every company?
A hand holds a bright teal hanger, made of thick metal wrapped in fabric. the bend of the hanger toward the end of the shoulders has shallow divots for straps to hang from. the hook for the hanger is connected with a pivot point and can spin so that the hook is facing downward for some reason, at the bottom of the hook is a smaller cutout that can function as another hook? I don't entirely know.The hanger being held closer to the camera so that you can see the fabric wrapping around it, and the structure that the hook is attached to so that it can spin
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 28/08/2026
i am not actually letting the kitten my sister found on the street on the way here from Nevada actually suckle but he is still able to generate absurd volumes of saliva
A gray tabby kitten has his face buried in his paws, buried in my neck.I am pulling the gray tabby kitten up from laying over my shoulder and revealing a golden sports bra strap. almost entirely darkened by cat spit
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 27/08/2026
it's the "she got a great ass" scene from heat
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 27/08/2026
sorry are you kidding me that this is supposed to be a real word?
a largely blurred envelope addressed to "MORTGAGOR(s)"
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 27/08/2026
thinking about this map from Orlando every day i'm in san diego. my elementary school is .25mi away as the crow flies, and all the routes between alleys have been gated off. now it's a 25 min walk, mostly along a 40mph thoroughfare, plus stretches with no sidewalks. god i miss blocks lol
a map screenshot of Orlando, FL showing points A and B, two addresses 50ft apart that share a backyard fence. a blue line winds around the suburbs, showing a 7-mile route between the two houses that takes 20 mins to traverse by car, or 2 hours on foot
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 26/08/2026
normalize dongle notches in all handheld electronics!!! this is what they took from us!
a flip phone, open on a table with its screen and buttons facing down. it is pearlescent and covered in Japanese maple, cherry blossom, hello kitty, and anime stickers. near the hinge, there's a notch where the owner attached three different cute keychains
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 26/08/2026
quoting instead of a reply because she deserves all the credit in the world, i sent my cousin the sink dimensions at 1am and by 11am she'd found this perfect specimen in menifee for THIRTY DOLLARS, barely out of the way from Riverside! i love handles you can tap with the back of your hand 🥹
photo of a sink being loaded into the back of a car, with the comment "sink acquired"

I reply with a crying emoji and reply:
"i have a lot of opinions about sinks and let me tell ya this one checks the boxes"
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 26/08/2026
so sat night i texted my cousin who'd offered to help with a full renovation, convinced her husband that we could in fact live with an ugly sink in an ugly kitchen as long as it worked, and THE NEXT DAY they drove 2 hrs and suddenly my mom has a working kitchen sink for the first time in 8-10 yrs?
a hand is on the handle of the faucet for a stainless steel kitchen sink with RUNNING WATER
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 26/08/2026
have had so much happen in the last few days. i just had to write such an intense email even with a migraine. please clap.
Multiple times since he’s been there, we have found feces on his tissue box, sheets, and even a blanket we brought in for him just the day before. We have also found his cannula on the floor and caught under furniture wheels.

He was not seen by the wound specialist who was there Thurs or Fri. Yesterday, Mon 8/24, was the first day the bandages on his heels were changed since he was discharged from the hospital. That’s 6 days without a change. We have confirmed that these are supposed to be changed daily. It became clear that at no point in the intervening time had the non-grippy socks he’d come in with been removed. 

He was given a shower yesterday afternoon, which we were not aware was an option for him. It’s the first shower he’d had since his admission to the ER 5/29. After, he was left in the bed with no clothing besides a diaper, under a sheet and no blanket, and was very cold when [sis] arrived in the evening. It may be that we’d taken for granted the availability of grip-socks and clothing from other facilities but we were not told that he needed more, and the choice was instead made to simply leave him nearly naked.

Additionally, every time we’ve come in, rather than having pillow/bolster support under his knees and ankles so that nothing touches the pressure wounds on his heels, we’ve found him with fully unsupported legs and the bolster directly on his heels, and with severe muscle deconditioning we worry about joint distension in his knees in that position on top of how painful it is for the existing wounds.On Saturday 8/22, multiple serious issues arose.
[sis] had requested his transfer to a wheelchair to go outside, and the available O2 canister was not brought along. He was also not placed back on the bedside concentrator once he returned to the room.

The speech therapist who had seen [dad] previously did not seem to notice that he is missing most of his teeth and does not use dentures. I don’t know what other methodology is used to determine appropriate IDDSI texture levels, but based on his history of mechanical ventilation and issues with aspiration, on top of dental circumstances, we were surprised that his texture level was listed as 7.

After his outing in the wheelchair with [sis], where he went an extended period without O2 support, he attempted to eat dinner and choked on his first bite of chicken. In attempting to cough out the aspirated food, it was clear he was struggling with air intake because even his desperate coughing was shallow. [sis]’s initial concern about him looking like he’s not getting enough oxygen was brushed off ahead of him finally receiving help and getting the cannula reinserted.

[sis] and I separately confirmed his texture level was changed back to 5, minced and moist. On Sunday, she found he was again served level 7, regular texture. 

He has a DNR on file, and this could have easily resulted in a preventable death.Additionally, we believe he may have been developing hypercapnia as his SpO2 has been consistently monitored at 96-98% throughout his hospitalization. We were shocked by a recent swift decline in cognitive capacity over a few short days, and the sudden development of a tremor, until the night nurse at [facility] let us know the ideal SpO2 is 88-92% for COPD patients. We are very grateful for that, but did still return to find that his O2 concentrator was being nudged higher than necessary. We are hoping that an appropriate SpO2 concentration going forward reverses symptoms, and more of his faculties return to him.

Due to the above ordeals, he’s been reduced to a whisper. He struggles to self-advocate. He is roomed with a person whose television is always on high volume. No one who calls him can hear what he’s saying over the din, and even when we are there with our ear up to his lips we struggle to understand his requests and can’t increase his comfort or reduce his pain. His hard-of-hearing wife can’t stay awake in the room because her hearing aids turn it into a constant fuzz. Days ago, when we asked if he could be switched rooms, we were told that because they were full, our only choice was to deal with it. We have since learned that they are able to swap people between rooms and that this was erroneous info.
To be clear, this is not actually a complete list of issues we’ve had, but for the sake of expediency we’ve included the more egregious lapses.

Between all of this, we must insist that his contract be transferred to [former facility], whom we’ve spoken to about this, and has confirmed that they do have room to take him.

We were also told that contract transfers could in fact be done out of preference, counter to the impression [sis] was given by you, even before the contract had actually begun and we were still working through the original 20 day coverage. We have spoken to the administrative staff at [current facility] who were taken aback by the number and intensity of issues we'd seen. We regret that so much had to happen in the intervening period to make it clear that one was necessary, and hope to rectify that as soon as possible.
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 25/08/2026
this has the energy of multiple dril tweets lol
wint
@dril
the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 23/08/2026
counterpoint:
shot from the TV show The Prisoner ('67) where Rover the ball hovers over Number Six's back as he lies prone on a beach
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 22/08/2026
it's very funny trying to have a conversation with my mom before going to bed where she doesn't have her hearing aids in so she is talking to me and i am texting her in response. i do everything i can to avoid raising my voice. i noticed a somato-psychic response, my ire raised *after* getting loud
text messages from me to my mom:
he may have picked it up when someone was selling it

it's a full set of tiny Japanese lenses

basically i am organizing everything into different types and then i figure the whole family will get to look through

and after people have picked stuff out, we can sell the rest

in the morning it gets very hot very early

Mei wants to go to visit dad with you

tomorrow morning

can you finish throwing stuff out of the bottom of the fridge tonight?

it doesn't have to be morning

visiting Dad

i already vacuumed it yesterday

i vacuumed the filter but not the outside

it's the worst i have ever seen a filter
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 22/08/2026
now here's the thing i didn't even fucking know he ever had, which is the genre of shit that i am most excited about finding this mfer has a fantastic condition 110 camera and holy shit they still make film for it 🥹 there's a lot i "want" but wouldn't fight for, but this is gonna be MINE
A small camera on the floor laid out with four additional tiny lenses, what i think is a hot shoe handle, and a battery-powered flash. guys, it's tinythe camera in my hand for scale, as well as one tiny lens. it's about an inch wide and 2.5in long
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 22/08/2026
this thermal cartridge typewriter is in perfect condition in its case. he's always been an early adopter, spending a ton of money on high end stuff, unable to accumulate savings so that we literally went hungry during lean times as kids surrounded by forgotten tech. at least there's a market now?
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 22/08/2026
he did a lot of heavy labor and i greatly appreciate it, and it's opened up more space for me to continue sorting stuff. so, back to the fun of finding cool shit!!! except the stuff i am mad at him for spending the equity loan on!!!! like all the western/reenactment shit
four completely mismatched leather gun holsters, covered in nicotine dust and cobwebs with two dusty-ass bandoliers, on dirty as hell brown carpet
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 21/08/2026
i tried to warn!!!
screenshots from arrested development in a triptych

1st image: michael bluth pulls brown bag from the fridge, with "DEAD DOVE Do Not Eat!" written on it 

2nd: michael looks into the open bag

3rd: michael looks defeated, saying "I don't know what I expected"
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 20/08/2026
jesus christ that sucks
consumer reports screenshot: 
That one-two punch of higher top speeds and growing popularity has resulted in an explosion of electric scooter-related injuries. According to the Consumer Product Safety Commission, there were roughly 10,500 e-scooter injuries in 2017. By 2024, that number grew to nearly 80,000.

But despite e-scooter use being more common in cities, where bike and car traffic tends to be heavier, multiple peer-reviewed studies have also found that about [HIGHLIGHTED TEXT] 80 to 90 percent of e-scooter injuries are tied to single-vehicle incidents rather than traffic crashes. In other words, the bulk of e-scooter accidents don't involve any other vehicles. [END HIGHLIGHT]

Because e-scooter accidents are increasingly common, data on the injury severity is more widely available. It paints a worrisome picture. An analysis of trauma data for England and Wales published in Scientific Reports in 2026 found that electric scooter riders are more likely than motorcycle riders to suffer a traumatic brain injury in an accident. In that study, low bike helmet use and a standing riding posture on electric scooters were partly to blame.
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