Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 15/07/2026So, story posting will start soon! All is WIP, because ADHD. Enjoy it! 000
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I swear, this better be a good plot, or I'm giving this a 1-star review! Heck, might even throw a tomato if it is terrible enough! 010
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Bros before hoes. Not that the giant, naked women are hoes or anything, just that the hole feel more fulfilling to me. The women would activate my neurons more, but nothing beats doing a fun activity with your friends for shits and giggles. Heck, we could invite the giant women too, if they want in! 010
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Gosh darn, making me sweat, because HOLY, is she big! It's not even her size, but her thighs! I know people are into that. Me? Eh. I want to get behind her mask one way or another. 010
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Don't know who they are, but their level makes me realize why there were so many side quests at the start... 010
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I'm with you on that. Better looking than the normal flies, and smarter too, I'm sure. ^_^👍 000
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Average experience trying to kill a small, flying insect. Little bugger! 120
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 28/05/2026And the chief was only doing her job... the poor bastard. See, this is why we gotta advocate for higher salaries, because sometimes, a magical demon thinks she can walk in without a ticket and CONSUME a employee! No way! Sure her for this! This should not and will not be condoned! Respect employees! 010
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I shall... NOT! TOO BIG! I'M TOO SMALL! I'M CALLING THE NATIONAL GUARD!!! 010
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 24/05/2026What a "sticky" situation I landed my myself in! The reward wasn't as "sweet" as I had hoped! Haha! Anyways, I'm kinda fucked. ;) 000
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I might post coming soons on here, if you guys don't want to join the Discord Server. Let mw know what you think! 000
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I have started the creation of my server! It's a little empty at first, but hopefully a lot will be added! discord.gg/RvXzY63Pdiscord.ggJoin the NoobsterTheRooster's Story Server Discord Server!Check out the NoobsterTheRooster's Story Server community on Discord - hang out with 1 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat. 000
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Erm, maybe not. Too little space. Hm... I know! I'll start my own Discord server with al the stories! Stay tuned! 000
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Time to start posting! Today, a fanfic taking place int eh Murderdrones universe, containing NONE of the characters from the show! Awesome, right? Anyways, here goes! 000
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Whatever floats your boat in exercise! Just be careful, don't want to accidentally get chomped, but hey, if Octo is willing to do it, what is there to fear, hm? 000
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Hello! It seems that I can't add files, so I'll have to post it 300 by 300! I'll do the numbers, but I don't know if the out of will be, so I'll just number it in chronological order! 020
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Damn! Marie must have some wicked endurance to climb up a big Callie, who is showering to boot! I can only imagine why. 010
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 03/05/2026That depends on my goals. If it's to get eaten, I mean, yeah. Why else would I be out here? If it's resource gathering and i happened to wander into a dead zone, then NO, IT'S NOT WORTH IT, LET'S LEAVE RIGHT NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! 010
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 02/05/2026OH MY GOODNESS THE CITY MIGHT BE DESTROYED BY GIANT ASS! FORGET WHAT I SAID, CALL THE MILITARY! Or the national guard, I'm not picky. 010
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Well, duh! As long as nothing is getting destroyed, then we don't need to fight! 000
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I agree. They're not smashing up a city or anything. Why call the military? That's a waste of time. LET'S GET TO KNOW THEM! They must have so much to share with us! 000
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 30/04/2026YOU CAN BUY OCS!? Wow, I still have a lot to learn, huh? Wow! 000
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 26/04/202672 hours to survive their stomach to become their master, hm? Well... give me some prep time, I may find a way. There is ALWAYS a way! 000
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Hey, free money AND food, can't argue with that! Also, good imp maw! Glowing internals are always unique and appreciated! Makes a flashlight almost unnecessary, which is nice! 000
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Thank you! I shall take a read! I'm sure it'll be very interesting! 010
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 24/04/2026No throat? Eyes on her body? Gee, what lore am I missing here!? I need to read up on her! How does she even eat? I want to satisfy my curiosity! I must know what Marina is! 110
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Some people like straight to business. Of course, there's always space for a little tease, if you know what I mean! ;) 010
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Well, twelve hours IS a long time! Let's not forget the journey she must go on her way out! 010
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 20/04/2026That's so nice of you to reply with a bloodless version! I'll be sure to play it when I have a chance! Thank you kindly! 010
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Such brutality isn't much my style, but it looks to be an interesting game, all the same. Gara looks like she's a child who's crushing small ants for the first time, not out of malice or fun, but out of curiosity. 110
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Always remember to respect the space of people, including humanoids and robots! Otherwise, you end up deep in the bodyguard's space. 010
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 14/04/2026A shame, indeed. I'm not caught up on whatever drama or news that has happened within the (N)SFW vore community, but it is always a shame to see that a creator is in hot water or worse (ex: Foxidro died in a car crash). 000
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Yes, cuddles! Always a nice change of pace from the usual stuff. Not that I don't like the usual stuff, but every now and then, you see something like this and smile. :) 010
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 14/04/2026*Opens wallet, and a fly comes out* Damn. Well, since the auctioneer is... incapacitated, may I have the gargoyle for free? Would be a good start for a wizarding career, or for just plain coolness factor... and curiosity about her. 110
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Shoot, that's a good method of transportation right there. You got a good view both ways and it's fast too, as well as perfectly safe! Cahnacity is quite the lucky one, I say! Of course, I hope to see more inside, although the outside is quite well just as much! Good stuff! 000
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 10/04/2026If I'm allowed a third for Mel, how do VIP concerts go? Honestly, I really like robots and I sometimes wonder why you don't do more of it! I don't have anything for the little guy, Cheescake. Just be careful, you hear? 000
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Damn, would love to see it! Ah well, that's what you get when you overwrite the save! You just get screwed over and over again. So, remember this lesson fellow adults/gamers: always make a back up save just in case! 010
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 08/04/202655! It has to be 55! Give me that paper, I'll sign! 55! My favorite number is 5, an d 55 is both, so it has to be 55! *signs* What's the result, ma'am? Did I get it? I'm confident I did! :D 000
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Although, I have heard of one who has gone out and returned safely. It's a risky endeavor, sure, but an endeavor nonetheless. Undertaking it may be hazardous, but as long as I keep my wits about me, I shall make it through. 000
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 07/04/2026If it possibly results in a untimely demise, no matter the person, I'm not going with it. In fact, I'm running away from it. I value my life, and will not leave it in the hands of the fairies of Felarya. I've heard the tales, and as much as I want to go, I repeat I've heard the tales. 110
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 01/04/2026One small sign for the smalls, and a big one for the bigs. Simple and clean. 110
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 01/04/2026How to not get squashed at the pool. 1. Don't go, you pervert. What the hell are youdoing? You still have a lot to live for. This isn't worth it bud. Go home. 2. That's it. 110
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Despite the fact this os sooner material, I now have many questions about the lore of the world in general, especially because there is a stomping license. Neat👍 010
Noobster @ohnobro5.bsky.social · 16/03/2026If Zahra is a goddess, how powerful is she? And if she's all-powerful, can she create a rock she can't lift? And if I'm allowed a second question, why does Gara still have cracks on her body? Has anyone attempted to repair the cracks or what? That's all. 110