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Homero @ohmarrow.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

it's wild that we're now in a world where i'd only wear my H*gwarts tees around the house, but the call was Protect the Dolls and for that, my wand is At The Ready ✨️🖤✨️

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Homero @ohmarrow.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

not me putting on Ankle Socks so i'm not clocked as a Geezer 👵🏽🤣

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Homero @ohmarrow.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

that thing in Firefly where everyone puts a bit of Mandarin in their speech, but i do it with the bits of different languages i know, so it's like "Habibi, these new paper cups are pinche gosu!"

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Homero @ohmarrow.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

one of my pals in my work building saw my lil tennis bracelet and was like "Tiffany?" "no, Love, TJ Maxx", i smiled in return she was pleasantly agog and again i remind you that #glamour is, ultimately, Illusion Magick ✨️🖤✨️

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Homero @ohmarrow.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

tired: "both sides are bad!" wired: "neither 'side' operates in the Best Interest of The People. both must be replaced."

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Homero @ohmarrow.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

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Homero @ohmarrow.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

typically when someone is talking on their phone loudly (read: yelling) in public, i find myself lamenting that i should be involved in said convo but this guy is talkin about he's in NYC and gonna get on a plane to Chicago to kick someone's 🍑 so that's *entertaining*, at least

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Homero @ohmarrow.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

just putting this out there, but when yht folks are like "i'm not a r*cist; i'm an a55hole to everybody!" it's like they're saying it's ok when they're racist to PoC bc sometimes they're also rude to white folks 🙄 thank you for scrolling thru my ted talk

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Homero @ohmarrow.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

ppl frequently guess my age at 30-ish, though i'm in my mid forties and yall how do i find a seggsy way to tell this 28 yr old that i'm old enough to be his parent? *is* there a seggsy way to do this? do i care?

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Homero @ohmarrow.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

"bring wings to the Weak & bring grace to the Strong. may all evil stumble as it flies thru the world. all the tribes come and the mighty will crumble! we must brave this night and have faith in love." --Janelle Monáe, from "Cold War"

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TallBeard @tallbeard89.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Repost if you wanna play sports (gay sex) with dad 😈

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Homero @ohmarrow.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

"you look like a Greek statue with your hair like that", he tells me. "you have the profile for it." ...but then, men are always full of flattery when their d*ck is down your throat

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Homero @ohmarrow.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

re-watching The X Files from s01e01 feels inherently Queer. because of both Mulder *&* Scully (but also somehow mostly bc Scully)

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TallBeard @tallbeard89.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Repost if you wanna take it balls deep 😈

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TallBeard @tallbeard89.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Repost if you want dad on top of you 😈

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Homero @ohmarrow.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

while i *am* bummed that [redacted] has not texted back, i also *did* lose count of the boys i kissed the other night, so.... #perspective, i guess? #NotesFromASaloonGirl #InXochipillisName

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Homero @ohmarrow.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

just getting home from a fun nite and i noticed i have schmutz on the collar of my tee lol #MischiefManaged 😈

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Homero @ohmarrow.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

i don't "get" gooning and i'm pretty ok with that

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Homero @ohmarrow.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

i swear these "masc for masc" gays don't want Passers-By to think they're queer but... honey when they see two "lumberjacks" shopping at Pottery Barn in SoHo, what do u suppose they think is happening? 🙃🙃🙃

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Homero @ohmarrow.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

folx love to say shit like "just be yourself!" without acknowledging the wayfolx love to say shit like "just be yourself!" without acknowledging the ays that Society At Large will actively impede5,000 w this Expression

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Homero @ohmarrow.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

when people complain that NYC smells like weed, i have to wonder if they prefer the Traditional Fragrances of rotting garbage and dog piss

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