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@ohichicken.bsky.social
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I love week 1 of asynchronous courses! I get to talk about my dog again lmao
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Me, but black beans.
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
The corn is making me giggle
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
No One Answers Emails For 12 Hours Per Day Instead Of Designing A Game That Is Shit Anyways. It Is Your Own Fault The Game Is Not Ready Yet Stop Blaming Emails You Fucking Over Hyped Donkey Licker
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
TRO I was listening to that video when walking Pip the other day and I wanted to yell into my phone GET OVER YOURSELF loud enough to cartoonishly rip the skin from his face and have it flap in the wind.
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
With your username and pfp I thought youd say "A common TikTok trend is biting your flocks ankles to get them in line and listening to commands really good"
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Or turn it on and have a nap and pretend it's 2012 again
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
We had a bit of an infestation when we brought in fresh corn this summer. I escorted it to the living room so it wouldn't get stepped on by 90 pounds of Pip
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
@phantasmajones.net
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Someone said overheard to me in a different post a week or two ago... what does it signify?
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Makes me sad my state only has BJs, no Costcos for miles
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I did it right before they deleted it wow
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Snapchat endlessly sending me tbe 23-24 version of this was gonna make me eat some Radium
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Solar beans and soypanels
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I thought you meant vest wirginia
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Environmental Science! :) Started with Accounting, realized I'd be bored out of my skull crunching nums all day, so began to pursue my passion of Animal Science, and realized Animal Science was more relating to Farm Animals and I was more interested in the forest animals, so swapped to Enviro Sci :)
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
"Surely the horse dewormer will heal sepsis" ~my mom, about 2 years ago, before shortly dying from sepsis.
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
This stupid fucking post gave me the biggest belly laugh in a while
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
How fast do you think we'd descend into anarchy if I said my vote was to get rid of money. Back to the barter system!
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Alls I wanted to say was tell them it's the new norm and get them a bidet before it's too late lol
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Haha I bet that baby gets bullied every day. Butt faceeeeeee 🥰
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Difference between a chemist and a plumber is how they pronounce that word
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I love baklava :)
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Hey who you calling "regular" I'm just out here Being "crazy" And "wild" And "a menace to society" And "a silly goose" Idk about you 😊
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Thanks dad
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I don't know fucking shit all about linux...but I do know it works on a PC. Wth
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Was mentally prepared and then everyone cancelled ✌️💋✌️ 1 misunderstood what I meant by bowling for new years. He thought I meant at like 2p, but I meant 10p-1a. Another got called in to work both of her jobs, so she'll be very tired, and third might still go, but will try and bribe him to cancel lol
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Final form means he'll get down to half health and then run away like a little bitch only for your slow npc companion Sara to change into a literal goddess and kill him herself and take the rare loot he dropped and now you have to chase after her to get the loot back.
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Not if his crusty ass won't leave mar a lago
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
This the kinda shit I do after I hit my pen after forgetting I just hit my pen after forgetting I ate an edible after forgetting I just
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Spooky
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
What about Lord of the Rings Online? In your opinion.
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
What are fake pants?
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
@brooklynmarie.bsky.social If you're feeling petty, save this and send it to anyone who tells you you're farming.
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Ratatouille? What a bitch!
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
😑
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Infact, imma specifically seek out the list that the person from the screenshot made and see how many people I'm interested in following!
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Yea and it's also called having varying interests :) I follow some politics people, some jokesters, some animal lovers, some industry professionals...anyone who makes fun of anyone else for their follow ratio is just jealous they aren't part of said group. They wouldn't be whining if the shoe fit.
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
This is like the lowest stakes cover of "stan" I ever heard. "I followed you on Bluesky, why don't you follow back"
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Yea, just because I follow someone doesn't mean we're friends. I just want to see their content sometimes. Unlile real life where you apparently cant remember more than 50 people or something surprisingly low, I can follow 200 people and remember why I followed every single one of them.
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
"Bruh, they followed me.... I have no control over that? Tell them not to? Sorry I'm such a delight?" As much as it was fun getting put in a starter pack and getting added to a tagged thread list, about 505 of my 510 followers never interact with me.
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
That would probably also have been the face of someone who lived just outside of Mt. Vesuvius's radius and woke up to all the carnage
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
To be fair, I have no idea. When I watch documentaries, they very seldom, if ever, go over how one takes out a loan.. because I'm usually watching documentaries featuring people who don't have to pennies to rub together. I'd rather be enlightened, but for now I stand by my opinion
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
It's called lobbying and obviously since it's not done already it must be very dificult. People in charge will do EVERYTHING possible to protect their bottom line. That's why tobacco and exxon are still a thing. That's why the food pyramid includes milk.
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Naw I think what were wishing for is for CEOs to be less greedy, which is the pipe dream of my pipe dream. Using hypothetical numbers, why not reduce their own salary from 1 mil to 900 thousand so maybe a neighborhood can afford bread consistently week after week...
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Propose a bill
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
...and? Old people in power are still people in power. It's not exactly breaking fucking news, but anyone in his position can introduce a bill. Still takes month of coordination ans cooperation from both parties to pass a bill, so this won't actually happen...but they don't ask your age before you
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Banks need a way to determine if they're lending money to my shitty uncle who owes my dad about 10k, or my other uncle who pays all his debts up front the second be can afford it. One is a liability, one isnt... but it's stupid how having a 745 is worse than a 746.
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Alice LastName @ohichicken.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
In my opinion, credit scores are a little bit necessary. Not to be extent that they are now, and I hate how much one purchase or mindless mistake can bankrupt you.. but it's useful for big loans or expensive vehicles where the bank needs a way to determine your trustworthiness.
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