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Captain Phallus @ohhthatcaptain.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Y'all ready for some new shit? 👀 (he says after long enough that everyone forgot about his ass)

Captain Phallus @ohhthatcaptain.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I'm seeing more nsfw artists following me lately 👀 and I just thought I'd mention that i always thought this one was kinda nice.... P.s. you dont have to ask permission just tag me if you post anything you guys draw or whatever!! 💙💙💙

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David @hausofbooty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

CAUTION ⚠️ Slippery when wet 💦💦💦

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Ladey @ladeywine.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Good afternoon 🍑😌 #bbw #ebony #twerk

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Captain Phallus @ohhthatcaptain.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

This isn't even the whole cumshot. 🫣 For the rest of the nut, head on over to Fansly! #cum #gooner #gay #bisexual #cock #solomale #nsfwbsky #cumshot

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Ladey @ladeywine.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

These turn around shifts are kicking my ass. I miss talking to yall 😞🥺.

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Blue LaSíren 🔞🧜🏾‍♀️🇭🇹 @bluelasiren.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Touching my pussy feels so fucking goo 🤓 #ebony #porn #nsfw

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Ladey @ladeywine.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

$5 for 5 min vid of me giving my beloved dildo a sloppy bj and wishing it were you…🙂‍↕️ You know where to find it ✨ fansly.com/post/9425222... #dsl #spit #kiss #bigboobs #oil #bbw #biglips #blowjob #ebony #bisexual #goonette #fat #darkskin

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Kassiopeia @kassiopeia1.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I love how my ass is dining on this huge knot, making noises like it can’t get enough … 🥵

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Captain Phallus @ohhthatcaptain.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

There's a bunch of stuff on my Fansly now! <3🧡 Free samples too, go check it out! fansly.com/CaptainPhallus #nsfw #nsfwbsky #goon #gaygoon

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Carni 🖤 NSFW @kawaii-carnage.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I heard ‘dripping wet’ and took that very literally

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Dan After Dark @danafterdarklv.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

This is a workout! 🥵

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Jaybaesun @jaybaesun.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

This happens when you call me a "good boy" Think first before you act

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Captain Phallus @ohhthatcaptain.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Everyone go follow Ladey @ladeywine.bsky.social and help her finish out the month as strong as her orgasms are!

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Ladey @ladeywine.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Run over to my Fansly and watch this video of me soaking my camera. #creamy #bigtits #bbw #fatpussy #darkskin #goonette #ebony #squirt #orgasm

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Ladey @ladeywine.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Since you all welcomed TF out of me here’s a small clip of my cumming hard asf and squirting my wine 🍷💦 Do you like my skirt 🫣🤎 #creamy #bigtits #bbw #fatpussy #darkskin #goonette #ebony #squirt #orgasm #cum

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Captain Phallus @ohhthatcaptain.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I'll be hanging out and streaming on Chaturbate today... come say hi! Chaturbate.com/captainphallus

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TK @onlytakoda.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Munch munch 👅

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Captain Phallus @ohhthatcaptain.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

About to get on cam... come visit me!

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Captain Phallus @ohhthatcaptain.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

That was a fun stream! Thanks to anyone who came out!

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Captain Phallus @ohhthatcaptain.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Anyone up for a livestream today? 😃

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David @hausofbooty.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

That’s a whole lotta Culo 😅 RT if you agree 😜 #humpday

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Captain Phallus @ohhthatcaptain.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I made a Fansly! 🤙 More on that later...

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Darling. @ohhdarling.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Happy Wagon Wednesday ❤️

Darling is wearing a white shirt and black underwear that is lowered below their soft butt, teasing the viewer.

Darling is bent over with her pants lowered, giving the viewer a clear view of their butt and their delicate hole.

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aurora skye ! ♡ @spxrklybrat.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

wrap ur arms around my waist and stroke my girl cock?

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Max Prodigal @maxprodigal.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Guess what I’m up to

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Darling. @ohhdarling.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

#nsfw See the rest below

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Captain Phallus @ohhthatcaptain.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Good dick ain't forever but Class is.

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Captain Phallus @ohhthatcaptain.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Very interesting. I am very interested in seeing how this pans out!

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Captain Phallus @ohhthatcaptain.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

I may be in my late 30's, but I've got plenty of nut to go around! 😋 #cum #bwc #shaved #cock #goon #gooner #chaturbate #cammodel #camboy #mature #cumshot #porn #nsfw #nsfwbsky

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Captain Phallus @ohhthatcaptain.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Want my cum to rain down on you tonight? New short video up on Chaturbate.com/captainphallus for fan club members only! 6 bucks a month gets you all my pics and videos! #contentcreator #gay #bi #goon #cum #cammodel #streamer #chaturbate #nsfw #fanclub

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Captain Phallus @ohhthatcaptain.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Happy SW Saturday! He's ready for his close-up!🤩 Go tip someone even if its not me! 😘 #bi #gay #goon #gaygoon #swsaturday #saturdaystuds #gayporn #xxx #cammodel #chaturbate #cock #dick #nsfwbsky #slit #hole #spicysky #spicybsky #spicybluesky #skyhub

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Captain Phallus @ohhthatcaptain.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

To literally anyone and everyone who comes across this post- You are special, and I love you. <3

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Captain Phallus @ohhthatcaptain.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

I just want to thank all my fans and friends for being here. I haven't really streamed how I wanted to this year. I need a new computer. I thought it was fixed but it wasn't entirely. Either way I need one cuz this old jawn just wont run windows 11. I may try linux out but I dunno. 🙄

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Donovan Santiago🍉🌻💎 @thepeoplesdilf.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Men, please listen the fuck up: You don't need to be depraved unethical pieces of human excrement coaxing your favorite content creator to have sex with you. Be real, open, and honest about your intentions and lead with the notion to build a foundation of trust and friendship first.

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OtherDaysofLife @otherdaysoflife.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Just another #mcm what should we do today? 🤔

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Captain Phallus @ohhthatcaptain.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Im online! www.chaturbate.com/captainphallus

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Dai Thee Cutiepie Confectioner 🥧 @maniamademe.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

Not to toot my own horn or anything but these brownies and cookies while basic are also fabulously dosed and executed and if you were ever looking for a trustworthy source of adult baked goods I think you’ll love mine! There’s soooo many reviews in the quotes if you need a second or third opinion!👋🏾🙏🏾

A closeup picture of a tray of snickerdoodle cookies. Round and tan wrinkly and speckled with cinnamon sugar

A closeup picture of a tray of peanut butter cookies. Small and tan and cross hatched and rolled in sugar

A picture of a gloved hand holding a brownie and showing the glossy moist center, hovering over a sheet of square cut crackly top brownies

A gloved hand holding a brookie and showing the moist melty half cookie half brownies center. Held over a sheet of unsliced brownies and another brookie in the corner.

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Captain Phallus @ohhthatcaptain.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

I really never expected to hit 1500 followers on here. Thank you!! #cock #cum #nsfw #realnsfw #goon #gooner #gay #bi

Captain holding his hard cock after cumming.

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