Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 14hAnyway I took a walk with a beer through the neighborhood. Lots of Halloween decor! Lots of Volvos! (Sadly no wagons 😩, except mine 😍) 160
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 22hLmao landlord did a walkthrough and just text me to get a deep clean done on the bathroom and kitchen. Like I'm clearly not a clean freak, but I'm also not a slob. I will not be getting a deep clean, and I'd love to see them try to evict me because of that. Please try me, I live for that. 130
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This other recruiter I'm working with told me my experience far outweighs what my resume reflects, and that she would assign it a score of 25/100 LMAOOOOO. Fuck my drag ? 210
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026One month after buying my car I get a notification that there was a data breach and my info was released. When are these companies going to actually be held accountable for this shit? 060
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026One thing I'm not going to do is go back and forth with a recruiter who can only make excuses. I said what I said. 040
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Redid my resume and you know what? I really am that bitch lol 070
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Since telling this recruiter I was planning to withdraw my application, she has sent me 4 emails, scheduled a meeting with me first thing tomorrow, called, and most recently sent a text re-explaining why she didn't call. Its giving desperate. 270
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026SHE DID IT AGAIN! She sent me an invite this morning. I waited 10 minutes, never joined, never messaged. I need to speak with that hiring manager expeditiously to make it clear why I'm withdrawing my candidacy. This is absurd. 1111
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Approaching hours 5 into the covid/flu vaccines and I'm not sure what's going to happen first: my brain successfully yeeting itself from it's cage, or my body losing the ability to be upright. Only time will tell. 370
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026And this other recruiter (potentially scam?) is wanting to chat about a role that isn't public yet. Idk how common that is? I'll probably get my identity stolen but whatever. 070
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Did I just apply for a 9month/year asst professor job in WV? Gonna have a different life one way or another I guess 😂static.klipy.comBritney Spears: Yeah...ALT: Britney Spears: Yeah... 2160
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Another recruiter who can't bother joining a call scheduled two weeks in advance on time, and just assumed I'd be available 1hr after our call time. Please tell me what urgent task a recruiter is having to do that warrants missing a call with a candidate who exceeds the requirements? Clown behavior. 280
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026While it was a nice weekend, gotta say the lonelys are hitting me today. I'm good doing things solo and definitely need alone time, but man, some days are just hard. 0120
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Okay so that was the best chicken Ive probably made in my life and it's a shame that no one else is getting to enjoy it. 090
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The fuck y'all know about roasting roasting a wide body 😮💨 2160
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This duplex by me has been for sale for over 6 months without a price reduction. Clearly unserious about selling lol. 160
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It smells like roasted garlic, herbs, and chicken in this bitch. I have the windows open with the specific intent to let the neighbors know that their dinner is trash. 070
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026What's for dinner? Oh, just a simple chimichurri roasted chicken cooked over potatoes. 080
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What a beautiful day! Good thing I get to sit at home for all of it because my landlord wants to stop for a quick check-in and will only give a 30 min heads up instead of actually coordinating a time like a decent person. 030
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A recruiter reached out with a job, but it's in Boston (very easy no lol). Now she says she has another job in Tacoma. I can't find either position posted anywhere 🤔 110
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'd say grab your trunks and join, but we all know the likelihood of me wearing trunks rn (0%) 1260
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 26/09/20262hr 15min to go 60 miles made me want to end it all, but I made it. Here's a gay guy haircut/beard trim photo for proof of life. 4410
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Imagine not putting some fish sauce in your savory dishes? Would never be me. 150
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026One thing about me is I'm gonna cook those onions downnnnn for maximum flavor 370
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'd post a gay guy haircut pic but my beard desperately needs a trim 😞 070
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This apple essentials playlist is giving me whiplash bc wdym we're going from Chung Ha to Adele???? 😭 000
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Was really wanting to go camping this weekend but my brain is too exhausted from work to make it happen. Perhaps a cabin? Hmm. 050
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026What an absolute disaster of a week. Sometimes I hate being right about almost everything because it was all preventable, but noooo don't listen to the faggot! 060
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The moral injury from this job feels like it is slowly killing me. I'm so tired of my team being in crisis and experiencing worsening burnout. No one above my boss gives one singular fuck. Apparently causing PTSD in healthcare workers is perfectly acceptable. But hey, ice cream social! 120
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Really need a dude to snuggle up with right now, but I guess this pillow will have to do 😭 071
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Old bitty at the bar tried talking under her breath saying I needed to walk to the other end to close my tab. After the 2nd time I stared into her soul and said mobile card readers exist, as the bartender approached me with said card reader. Hello glue factory?!? Got one for ya. Please hurry. 010
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Maybe one day my brain won't choose violence and compare myself to others, but today is not that day. We're all different sacks of meat on this floating rock, and I can be happy for others while trying to navigate how to overcome the things making it difficult to get where I want to be. 140
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Operation de-crabify my brain is in full effect. We had a beer, listening to divorced dad rock (tonight's selection is Staind-Dysfunction), and going to take a shower with dim lights. A pizza is on the way. 240
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ahh apparently all it takes for my neighbor to put their recycling bin back after several days is to move it from directly in front of my front door to in front of theirs. Wow, I guess they don't want a bin in front of their door, imagine that! 😂 240
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Yeah I'm done being pleasant about people's incompetence, I'm just going to shift to full Aries attitude and make you feel tiny. Maybe by the power of the collective 3 brain cells combined, someone will get a fucking clue. 120
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Starting to interview for another job. This one is working just two days while getting 12hours OT every week. Goddess, yes, it's me again. I'm begging, pleading, and willing to do unspeakable things. 060
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I really need hiring managers to email and coordinate a time to talk. How much time must each of us waste playing phone tag?! 140
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Outlook needs to add an "AI slop" reaction because bruh I'm not reading all that. People need to learn to communicate succinctly, I shouldn't have to spend 30 minutes trying to figure out wtf the purpose of the email was and any relevant action items. 050
Joe @ohheyrt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026About to open my window just to shout at the neighbor across the street hanging outside all loud with his fucking children. Those kids need to be in bed. I know the only thing you're good for is hot boxing your car and then getting into accidents, but the children deserve better. 020
