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@ohgoshohno.bsky.social
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Just doing my best, badly.

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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
God, I’m dreading winter.
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Love how this entire season of Slow Horses feels like it’s taking place at 2am but really it’s just 4:30pm in English winter.
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Made a mistake tonight and searched up linen bedding *and* sauna safe swimwear and now my instagram ads are insufferable.
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The foley guys working on this series had an absolute blast. The footsteps!! Incredible work.
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Absolutely obsessed with the incredibly shit opening credits of Poirot
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I went to a floating sound bath with a group of friends tonight and as the first one out, I had to sit with the Dolly news for ages before they all got off their rafts and came, one-by-one to the table. I felt like Jared Leto* walking into the covid lockdowns after leaving a silence retreat. *ew
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
WHY DO THEY NOT HAVE BACKUP DANCERS.
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’m begging the America’s Sweethearts producers to ask these women how they get period blood out of those white shorts.
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A burly weight-lifter guy at the gym has finally replaced the old Sainsbury’s bag he’s been using for months with a proper Under Armour gym bag. Way to level up, big guy!
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
if they really wanted to and tried really hard, could a fly actually fly in a straight line?
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the eclipse tonight reminded me of that scene in Independence Day when all those people were on the top of the building welcoming the aliens and then got vaporised. I was absolutely astounded by the number of people happily staring right at it with their naked eyes wide open. wtf.
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Update: I was in M&S over the weekend and they thankfully still have a few employee check-outs. They seemed very popular. Long may they last.
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
As an American in the UK, I used to mock a cool English summer and complain about always having to wear layers but I stg, if one more person tells me they are enjoying how warm it's been this summer, I will absolutely turn into the joker.
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Our local M&S just got rid of all their manned tills and in so doing have removed a vital social service for so many old people in this town. I genuinely don’t know how some of them will cope without their little chats with the check-out people.
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I’m at a minor injuries hospital in the countryside with a bunch of old people and one small boy who got in a bike accident and it’s so wholesome. Like a little repair cafe for our silly little owies. I love the NHS so much.
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Happy to report that I've finally pin-pointed who the guy is that blows his nose with such velocity every single day that I can hear it all the way through his house, over his garden, past a car park, across a single-lane road, and into my house. Good blowin' buddy!!
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Oh no, what bonkers lies are republicans peddling about Mamdani now? My mom has texted the family chat encouraging all of us to read Atlas Shrugged and she only does that when they're really afraid of someone.
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Binged all of Ride or Die while trying to rest/nurse a badly bruised finger (remember when I joined a cricket team as a bit? lol ow) and had a helluva lot of fun.
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
PEACE. Finally. I can hear the birds again.
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A woman has been idling her mini outside my house for over half an hour and I’m losing my mind.
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I wish we could enact NYC’s car idling laws everywhere.
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
What do we think? Are there more cushions in the world or office chair wheels?
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I'm fine with birds eating fish, but fish eating birds? No, I do not like that at all.
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It's finally cool enough to get back on the peloton and my endorphin-deprived body is so grateful.
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Being a big boob girl in this heat *and* having to endure another Djokovic win is just too much. I can’t take any more of this.
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Fuck the yoto player and bring back this guy
A red My First Sony tape player from 1987
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
How am I only just learning that Grigor Dimitrov previously dated Nicole Scherzinger? lolol
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The Belgian kit - both the McDonald's one and the cloudscape screensaver one - are shit. Who designed these uniforms? They're astoundingly uggo.
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Knowing me, I would absolutely slip a disc when one of my teammates jumped on me in celebratory congratulation after scoring a goal.
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
My first match was tonight and it was very humbling. I can’t believe a sport that is 90% standing around has resulted in so many body aches.
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Would listen!
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I’m sleeping in my brother-in-law’s thatched cottage tonight and by “sleeping” I mean absolutely sweating my balls off
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
As much as I loath this grotesque heat, I'm hoping this record-breaking heatwave truly drives home the importance of prioritising green energy and better protecting the environment. Surely everyone living through this understands how vital that is now, right? RIGHT?!
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
So at what point do we start adopting French retail hours for summer?
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I joined a local cricket team as a bit and despite not knowing anything about cricket, I’m delighted to share that I’m somehow not the worst player on the team.
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Goalies should be allowed to have an American Spirit outside an employee entrance of the stadium at halftime.
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Are goalies the chefs of football?
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
David asked what we should do with a v brown banana last week and I suggested he put it in a Tupperware in the freezer so we can use it for banana bread. I have just opened the freezer and he used the LARGEST Tupperware for this single banana. I hate being the wife who is always nit-picking but jfc.
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Ultimately, though, watching the World Cup is very entertaining. I love the physical comedy and seeing all the haircuts. Shoutout to the Mexican player with the impeccable business man mullet!
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Like how did someone stealing your ball prompt you to flop to the ground and roll five meters like a cartoon character??
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
As someone who watched quite a lot of rugby, I'm absolutely fascinated by these World Cup chaps.
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I want to love anything as much as my instagram algorithm thinks I love Dua Lipa.
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
But also it should be illegal to do this. Just tell me if you’re planning to sell and if I need to start thinking about finding a new place to live! Put me out of my misery and just tell meeeee!!
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
My landlord has asked to meet with us next week to “talk through some things” so now I’m going to be extremely stressed for the next 7-8 days over something that will likely just be garage maintenance or hallway carpet upgrades. I hate my brain.
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Right! 🫠
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Anyway, good luck to Cobolli! I hope he stays healthy and wins on Sunday and that Zverev has to grow his hair down to his feet because he never wins a major.
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I'm really gutted about the Arnaldi v Cobolli match being a walkover and I'm baffled as to why the athlete w/a virus is sitting in the same presser w/the athlete who needs to be healthy for the final in two days time? Surely Arnaldi should be isolating & not sitting in a room full of people??
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
A van for a canine country club just went past. A canine country club. A CANINE COUNTRY CLUB.
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Sitting in the window of a Notting Hill wine bar and a woman just walked past with a ruby-dripping gold hairpin in the shape of a sword securing a perfectly tight bun. Iconic.
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Kater @ohgoshohno.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Sat next to two women at lunch today who each tried to buy the other the restaurant's cookbook as a gift. I say tried because one of them was caught in the act, and then the other confessed she had done the same. It was so cute. I love women so much.
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