Sign in

Muthoni ✨

@ohemmg.bsky.social
445 followers 184 following 1.8K posts

𝘖𝘩𝘌𝘮𝘮𝘎! 𝘠𝘦𝘱, 𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘔𝘦 😉 Self Care 🧘🏽‍♀️ Skin Care 🧖🏾‍♀️ Travel ✈️ Fashion 👠 Rihanna 👸🏽👸🏽 Good 📺 Good 🎥 In No Particular Order 💕 Overall - A Pretty Closed (off) Human 👽

PostsRepliesMedia
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
emotionalai.substack.com
Diary of a Neurodivergent, Vol. 8 - Honey, I Shrunk the Cognitive Load
On the day a feature request turned out to be a mirror.
000
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Organizations and Brands are losing public trust because they write like uninspired executives, when they should instead write like teachers, scientists, or neighbors.
emotionalai.substack.com
Trust Is a Nervous System Event: The Broker’s Voice
The pigeon who carries trust between groups that no longer extend it to each other.
000
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
'The Audacity' is a Silicon Valley-esque drama show that wants you outraged at a tech CEO. He mines everyone around him for profit - including his own therapist, who's supposed to protect what she profits from instead. 🗞️ 📰
emotionalai.substack.com
Emotainment Friday: The Other Emotional Engineers
On 'The Audacity', and the line between reading people and mining them.
000
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
open.substack.com
Is Your AI a Psychopath?
What clinical psychology already knows about empathy without feeling, and why 'GlowEngine' was built to close that exact gap.
010
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
substack.com
Emma M. Joseph (@muthonijoseph)
NBA Star LeBron James’ wife Savannah James had a confirmed appointment at Hermès Milan. That's not a request. It's a fact the brand already agreed to. Somewhere between the calendar and the counter, ...
000
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
open.substack.com
Diary of a Neurodivergent, Vol. 7 - I Keep Building the Same Door...To What End?
Pull up a chair, Executive Dysfunction. The Gang's all here.
100
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
open.substack.com
Trust Is a Nervous System Event: The Flattening
AI didn’t cause the trust recession. It industrialised the sameness that causes it.
000
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
substack.com
Emma M. Joseph (@muthonijoseph)
Here we go again. We’re in an AI-Detectageddon! But the answer isn't "don't use AI." It’s to stop using AI for generation without an active Brand Constitution, RAG Corpus, and Diagnostic Layer prot...
000
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
substack.com
Emma M. Joseph (@muthonijoseph)
Let's talk about the Triadic Structure - commonly known as the Rule of Three - a foundational principle in communication, branding, and human psychology. The reason De Beers said "A Diamond is Foreve...
000
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
substack.com
Emma M. Joseph (@muthonijoseph)
Has Your Voice Been Flattened? Take the self-check test on https://culturelens.ai/checklist
001
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
open.substack.com
Emotainment Friday: The Man Who Built a Cathedral to Prove Cathedrals Aren’t Necessary
“Memory of Princess Mumbi” used AI to make a film arguing against AI. The paradox and the juxtaposition are the whole point.
000
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Dark Joe: Damnit! I’m in a Whodunit - the lowest form of literature. 🙄 Lmaaoo!! 😂😂 #You
000
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
It’s sooo bloody insane (pun intended) that this man wakes up with a body in the room with zero recollection of previous night’s events…but doesn’t even take a moment to 2nd guess himself, instead goes straight to ‘cleaning up’… Like whaaaattt??? 😲😲 #You
000
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Joe: *Goes out of his way to be a voyeuristic Peeping Tom* Also Joe: Aarrgh! Why does the universe keep doing this to me? Me: 🤦🏽‍♀️ 🤦🏽‍♀️ Anywhu, ready to be re-stressed by Season 4. Yaay me! Cause 20mins in feels like it’s the 1st time. #You
000
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
FINALLY! The swinging episode; the most intense and my most memorable one of this season. Just thinking about the chaos that ensue during the rendezvous gives me goosebumps. Lol. #You
010
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
😂😂😂 Not Joe having his first kiss with his Ss3 obsession and then going like, “Oh, shit! Love is gonna kill you”. Lmaaao! #You
010
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Season 3 of #You was part what it’s supposed to be, and part comedy. I’ve laughed all through the episode where Joe went hiking with the boys. Esp his narration; I don’t recall it being so hilarious the 1st time. Lol! & the way this couple is a whole clown fest both together & individually - sigh!
130
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
“Alusa, Why Are You Topless?” will be a MOST favorite Album title of mine for a looong ass while. 2yrs & counting.
000
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
PS: I love me Selena Gomez dzoowwn! All of her and everything she phux wid. #SunsetBlvd
000
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes…including you. ~Ann Lamott
000
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Freshly loose ass cuticle skinoids. 💅🏽 They’ll stress me out more than losing a dude ever could. Lol.
021
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
“Lawyer: Now Sir, tell me your troubles… Client: My wife has been having me between a rock and a hard place… Lawyer: That’s her job - you should respect that…” Love me a profound, super reasonable legal counsel.
010
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
The point of having power is to exercise it in all its forms. You don’t need/have to - but in the spirit of “better to have it & not need it, than need it & not have it” you’re better off having it.
000
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Headline: (non-verbatim) Passenger passes on mid-flight; seat mates bitching to media citing “were traumatized” for 4hrs… Me, an INTJ: Eerrmm, TF was supposed to be done? Toss the deceased (RIP 🕊️) out through the emergency exit or sum’n?? Why does the media need to know this? Why do we?? 🤷🏽‍♀️
010
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
It’s quite distressing when people in situations where logic is required to reason, they opt for the emotional route. As an INTJ, more often than not I come off as “heartless” in said instances.
010
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Trying to eat with a big spoon always pisses me off, literally. Gimme a teaspoon please. Lol. It’s usually embarrassing when I’m in unfamiliar spaces but I always dgaf.
000
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
As a chronic can-stay-indoors-without-setting-foot-outside-the-door-a-whole-month (and literally does) homebody, House 4 seems most ideal for me.
000
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
3 words, one phrase - The Golden Rule
021
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Nothing really. Everyone that knows me know exactly what they’re supposed to.
010
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Djimon Hounsou
051
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I have ADHD - try just about ANYTHING that’s seemingly & potentially wasting my time.
041
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
The one from this magnificent show.
media.tenor.com
a blurry picture of people walking down a street with houses in the background
ALT: a blurry picture of people walking down a street with houses in the background
010
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
#Brooklyn99
000
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Too personal to share.
000
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Long time ago at 23 I was interning somewhere & worked Saturdays. One morning I showed up hungover ASF from the previous night shenanigans. Supervisor tried to lecture me so I just upped and quit. Literally walked out; it wasn’t even 10am yet. I went home & slipped into bed cause I’d barely slept.
031
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Why bad things seem to CONSTANTLY happen to good people, and vice versa.
021
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
There’s tons but “Rehab” will do. 😊👸🏽
000
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Red & Black
000
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
It’s probably my pinned 📌 one.
000
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
A simple, quick “Lord’s Prayer” recitation takes me a long way.
010
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Rihanna’s “Rehab”
020
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
The R&B music
011
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Being mean spirited. “And I’ll do it again” attitude where an apology is more warranted will always sound stupid to me.
022
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
The participants.
000
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
My Grandpa. He was the 1st man to show and teach me what self & unconditional love truly is, especially from the opposite sex.
021
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
My discipline lately… ✍🏽 🇳🇱
010
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I watched this film at the height of ovulation and my God! Did I bawl my eyes out at the ending. I ugly cried like an idiot. In my defense had I not been ovulating I still would have had balancing tears cause it’s emo asf. An easy 4/5 ⭐️ #TheGorge #SciFi #Romance
020
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
We humans are too casually chill at how weirdly unique chameleons & parrots are, for my liking.
000
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
#BTS 💁🏽‍♀️
110
Muthoni ✨ @ohemmg.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Damn! In the court of public opinion Blake & Ryan Reynolds are toast, TOAST. From now on they should just crawl into hiding and await for actual trials. 😬
000