Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Calling Superman an immigrant would be like calling Batman an orphan 020
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 27/05/2025When you stop and think about it, Gladiator and The Lizzie McGuire movie exist in the same universe. 000
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 26/05/2025If I send you this, it means I need you to trust me one last time. 010
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Wow, between Beans and Cool Js, we sure have a lot of wonderful L.L.s in our lives. 010
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 17/03/2025My ancestors survived a potato famine & I took a shower and then got back in my pajamas. 010
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Welcome to LA, where there’s no parking and there’s a different Emmy’s ceremony every 2 weeks. 010
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 11/03/2025But when is this Waffle House going to feel like a Waffle Home? 000
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Wanna feel old? This is the Nirvana baby today. 000
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 09/03/2025It's my birthday, but that doesn't mean I'm the only one who has to celebrate it! Everyone sing Diet Coke carols and decorate your Space Jam tree! 000
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 09/03/2025It’s my birthday and to celebrate, I have stolen an hour of everyone’s sleep for my own devious purposes 110
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 07/03/2025A lot of people think Michael B. Jordan was named after Michael Jordan but he was actually named after Susan B. Anthony 120
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 06/03/2025As an independent woman, it was really important to me that my dog keeps my maiden name. 000
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Legend has it, Adrien Brody is still making his speech to this day. 020
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 03/03/2025That earthquake was Ariana finally dropping character 000
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 03/03/2025I write a lot of fan fiction where I’m fine. 020
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 02/03/2025WEST SIDE STORY IF EVERYONE JUST LISTENED TO ANITA: -no one dies -maria forgets that boy and finds another -my own washing machine 031
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 26/02/2025How it feels using email when Slack is down 000
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Your outie had the Princess Diana Beanie Baby. 161
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Me analyzing the seating chart during these SNL 50 crowd bits 070
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 16/02/2025SSRIs saved my life, so I guess RFK JR sees my life as a Central Park bear. SEND HONEY AND FISH. 000
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 12/02/2025I wish I were as brave as the women who ask strangers if they have any lotion 000
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 12/02/2025RIP Duolingo Owl you would’ve loved Muzzy 110
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Kendrick’s flaired jeans really healed my millennial heart 010
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Kendrick Lamar finished the job for Rick from Degrassi 010
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Weird that you never see the Super Bowl in the same room as that mild mannered bowl who wears glasses 052
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 09/02/2025“You’re so funny” Thanks, in college someone posted in an anonymous forum about how every girl in my dorm’s hallway was hot except me. 000
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 08/02/2025My first ever boyfriend cheated on me on Valentine’s Day so every year, I leave Red Bull and a puka shell necklace out on my mantle 000
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Michael B. Jordan is my favorite name that also sounds like a daily affirmation 000
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Valentine's Day is just around the corner, so don't forget to reserve your crying table at Olive Garden. 000
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 07/02/2025My favorite part about Full House is all the classic catchphrases, like "Arf arf! I'm Comet!" 000
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Let 2025 be the year that Lou Bega finally includes me in a Mambo 010
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 05/02/2025I'd love to go back in time and tell my younger self that it's not teenaged angst, girl— You have an anxiety disorder. But I can't, so I'll honor her by still watching Buffy reruns on a Friday night. 020
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 04/02/2025CONSERVATIVE FRIENDS: Eileen is so liberal LIBERAL FRIENDS: Eileen is so conservative EILEEN: D2 was the best in the Mighty Ducks trilogy 000
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Saw my shadow yesterday and now we have six more weeks of dead inside 010
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 03/02/2025My favorite part in Rent is when Roger sings "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? BARGING IN ON ME AND MY GUITAR?" because how else are we supposed to remember that he plays guitar?! 100
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 02/02/2025I'd be a great bird lady if I didn't want to keep this bag of breadcrumbs ALLLLLLL TO MYSELFFFFF 000
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 01/02/2025You mean we’re still expected to pay rent today, after the month we’ve all had?? 010
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Diversity caused the plane crash because only birds should be able to fly but we just HAD to let people up in the sky 021
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 30/01/2025I guess we’re blaming the DEI on everything now?! My dog’s mild heart murmur? DEI. The bottom of my jeans being a little wet after walking in a puddle? DEI. An Extremely Goofy Movie? *DEFINITELY* DEI. 000
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 30/01/2025I love candy but as a refined comedian, I call Skittles "Sketchles" 000
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 29/01/202599% of women abandoned their dream of being a marine biologist. 000
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Reach for the stars overshoot it now you're outer space’s problem 000
Eileen Mary O’Connell @ohconnell.bsky.social · 28/01/2025My parents worked in finance, so allow me to explain the economy: I’m a lil sweetie pie 😊 010
