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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 20h
Come up with anti-Burnham stories or face redundancy, BBC Tory bosses tell over-staffed sports and news journos ….
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
SOCIALIST WAY TO REDUCE ‘WELFARE’ Millions of folk on low wages are in receipt of housing benefit. No problem. But if the company distributes profits to share holders or in dividends to directors, then the state should recover that money from the employer.
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Tory party, that couldn’t get a train from Birmingham to London for £102billion - announces a war shield for the whole UK - for £10billion. Ten times less.
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can forgive everything, if it has a great opening. Reader, it has….
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If Farage was subject to the same scrutiny as Manchester City he’d be in the Isthmian League 4 already.
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dear Chris Mason, Every single thing the prime minister said to you is correct - and perfectly proper. You are twisting his words to make up a story to justify your salary - which is three times more than his.
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do you ever wonder who’s writing this generation of nasty sneering Tory lies on here, X, Facebook, Instagram…? It’s the same folk who partied and got themselves MBEs, while our relatives died of Covid.
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yet another one. I’ve lost count … except for the cost of these cowboys. And for the insults and sneers they have left us with.
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chris Mason “Got him! Burnham is in a right pickle” Laura Kuenssberg “For proposing proportional representation?” Mason “For being elected mayor of Manchester - several years after City broke the football rules” Laura “You mean it has nothing to do with him?” Chris “Did I say that?”
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dear Daily Mail reader, If the government doubled the state pension you would still have to sell your house to pay for care. Have you really got £500,000 in savings? No? Then support Andy Burnham. He guarantees big pension increases till 2030, and then guarantees it will at least match inflation.
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Events in Fairford revealed to be next week’s Alex Bellios puzzle. “Five blokes in three white vans park outside your farm. One of them calls 999 ….”
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oddly, within hours of Andy Burnham announcing public-owned competition, Northern Powergrid (owned by Berkshire Hathaway in Des Moines, Iowa who left 240,000 northerners powerless) … write to me, telling me how much they care about me.
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump says he’s close to diesel deal with Fairford Five.
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Coming to a future approaching us.
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Make Teesside airport the hub for airfreight - (UK least-used runway and rail station) - creat 500,000 jobs in the north - save London from need for extra housing, doctors, hospitals, … traffic.
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why not get Manchester City to buy England a winning team?
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jesus would tell you to fuck off. God would push your fetid bowler hats up your hypocritical arses.
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dear Andy, (Everyone telling you what to do) but why not make Teesside airport (least used UK airport, least used English rail line) the cargo hub for the UK; create 500,000 jobs up north and save all that housing, school, road, NHS spend, on yet another London runway?
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There never was going to be an early election: that was just the Tory media and it toyboys desperately trying to get the Conservatives about Farage in the polls.
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“I often occurs to me while reading [Anita] Brookner’s novels …. “ How many spare lives does Andrew O’Hagan have?
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“The Free Press is off but you can share my Narcism and Decrepitude’ “Thank you but I’ll stick to Rare Earths and have the Taiwan for desert”
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Reform councillors vote to close 10nurseries in South Tyneside. BBC Look North doesn’t mention it’s a Reform council.
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Universities have a duty of care for all their students. Therefore no one should be accepted if they have not been vaccinated against meningitis.
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Laura Kuenssberg “How did Burnham manage with Trump?” Chris Mason “I’ll tell you when I’ve read the Daily Mail”
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Looking for Thornton Wilder meets Elizabeth Strout (with maybe just a tiddle of Carson McCullers) … it’s a bit longer than I expected….
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Newspapers like football teams need foreign audiences for income generation. Hence, New Zealand bird of the year (monthly) in the Guardian. But who the hell reads all those columns by all those handwringing Uriah Heaps? It’s like having a boorish uncle at the kitchen table every breakfast.
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How much is the Daily Mail paying Spencer to piss on Charles? And how much would his book be worth if he didn’t?
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dear Jim Ratcliffe, Manchester United lost a two goal lead - for the first time in 50 years. And you’ve lost confidence in us?
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Chris Mason “Big interview with Earl Spencer” Laura Kuenssberg “I never cross the Daily Mail”
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
As Trump is increasingly shrink wrapped by his own malign hand, we are increasingly aware of the Putin parallels. And the scorched earth terrors ahead.
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Chris Morris: “So Andy Burnham is keeping his promise to tackle pensioner poverty” Laura Kuenssberg: “Let’s say they’ll all leave the country to dodge the socialist wealth tax”
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I thought Jon Ronson was the chap who over-produced Amy Winehouse’ records.
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
And so it perpetuates …
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ludwig spotted feeling his way across the pitch black set of Vigil.
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My second pre-budget suggestion for the chancellor - a tax on budget predictions - with a super tax on dire warnings.
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Coincidentally, Michael Owen, Newcastle supporters felt much the same way about you.
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Let me guess - they want Farage to give back all the bungs that have made him into a multi-millionaire?
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Jane Hill is a much better newsreader than over-stylised Clive Myrie.
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Death of a SalesWoman - a musical. Monroe is playing Mrs Willy Loman, a woman who lives in her own head, whose hold on the American Dream is slipping. Arthur Miller is playing Biff - not-too-bright, never hit a homer but believes in the great American Play - which he writes with a stolen pen.
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just like Gaddafi and Sadam Hussein, Putin operates the ‘What are you going to do about it?” strategy. It works.
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Crumbs ….
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Steadily undoing the Tory mess …
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
… Courtesy AnnieWest.Com …
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Was wearing a Hull KR jersey.
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bollocks Wordle 1,898 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
BBC NEWS PM has not “had a change of heart” on early release. He immediately stopped early release of sex & child abuse offenders and said he wanted to block early release of the two men.A way has been found without blocking early release of women convicted of manslaughter of their violent partners.
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A’ level history … “Did Bismarck unify Germany by luck or by strategy?”
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The T5 at Holyhead is an uninspiring experience. But Dublin port’s T2 would win any limbo dance completion.
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Renoir in St Stephen’s Green …
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OhBlimey @ohblimey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Loss of the Irish Times’ back page is a great cultural tragedy. How does one find out McClarty’s is closing in respect on Wednesday or that the Connemara Coast hotel is doing two nights and one dinner at a special price?
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