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@ohai.lol
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Architecture at Graylog, interested in all kinds of noisy and dirty machinery, can opener for dogs, cook for wife. Also like coffee.

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Kay @ohai.lol · 17/02/2026
Much of what we have in the software industry is a self-serving, inefficient machine to turn uninformed opinions into bugs.
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Kay @ohai.lol · 16/02/2026
Check out @bernd.wtf new project, too: vibepit.dev
vibepit.dev
Vibepit
Run AI coding agents in hardened containers with allowlist-based network filtering. Local only, no cloud, no accounts.
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Kay @ohai.lol · 30/01/2026
Engage airplane mode immediately!! 🚨
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Kay @ohai.lol · 26/01/2026
So called monocorn
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Kay @ohai.lol · 17/01/2026
Leider: ja. Anhand der Beinstellungen und Abständen zur Linie ist es deutlich mehr drin als draußen, auch ohne andere Perspektive. Trotzdem ist VAR Kacke, egal wie.
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Kay @ohai.lol · 14/01/2026
Super Sache, bloß nicht frische Leute einwechseln. Alle stehend ko und null Konzentration mehr. So wird das nichts, schon gar nicht bei der Chancenverwertung. #fcsp
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Kay @ohai.lol · 09/01/2026
Did you say no?
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Kay @ohai.lol · 25/09/2025
Took the gamble, there really wasn’t any other model I wanted below 1200 euros
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Kay @ohai.lol · 25/09/2025
Nope, dead silent
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Kay @ohai.lol · 25/09/2025
Another reason for me at least, looking at curved screens all day make me feel like I’m falling into flat ones if i switch between them regularly. Maybe I’m just getting old but it was unpleasant. Super nitpicky of course 🤣
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Kay @ohai.lol · 25/09/2025
But ymmv of course, I quickly moved off of a 34” ultrawide 1440p for that reason, it felt like I wasted tons of screen real estate all the time.
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Kay @ohai.lol · 25/09/2025
Problem is: they are expensive af. For me, the Thunderbolt hub with KVM integrated is worth it because I switch between a work laptop and private desktop at least twice a day, for others that might be irrelevant. Personally I don’t enjoy ultrawide screens, as I end up working in the middle anyway
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Kay @ohai.lol · 25/09/2025
Immediate reply guy here: I’ve just gone a different path, but one data point. Added a second 27”, 4K display to my existing 27” 1440p and I’m super happy. Lots of surface area, though. I chose the Dell Ultrasharp U2725QE, they also make a 40” ultrawide version. Thunderbolt hub, it’s fantastic
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Kay @ohai.lol · 21/09/2025
If the real goal is to reduce overall emissions, then almost any other policy changes makes more sense, eg reducing overall meat consumption or replacing short-haul flights with trains.
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Kay @ohai.lol · 21/09/2025
NP, I’ve seen other results, but haven’t dug into the actual sources, where the numbers were much worse. However, I think like with any of these, there are many variables to consider which make it quite tricky to draw real conclusions. They do make for good headlines, though
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Kay @ohai.lol · 20/09/2025
Of course, take three flights a year and maybe we shouldn’t be bringing our dogs into it, after all 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Kay @ohai.lol · 20/09/2025
I think the most cited study is this journals.plos.org/plosone/arti... However, there’s been criticism, too, based on where the food comes from, eg how much is from waste material and not grown for this purpose. The original claim is probably exaggerated, but not completely made up.
journals.plos.org
Environmental impacts of food consumption by dogs and cats
In the US, there are more than 163 million dogs and cats that consume, as a significant portion of their diet, animal products and therefore potentially constitute a considerable dietary footprint. He...
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Kay @ohai.lol · 20/09/2025
It is, for larger dogs and average (=low) mileage of (very, in European terms) large cars, due to high emission food supply chains for the most part. Of course, let’s not look at other activities, which are far, far worse. But as far as the argument made, it’s true. My dogs and I don’t care tho
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Kay @ohai.lol · 17/09/2025
After around 25 years of writing software for a living, and working with people marketing and selling it, I think I’ve finally found the two axioms why things fall down in groups of people: 1. No inspiration 2. No taste All other issues can be traced back to these two.
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Kay @ohai.lol · 04/09/2025
❤️❤️to all of you, sorry for your loss!
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Kay @ohai.lol · 16/08/2025
15:30: endlich wieder Fußball 18:00: Sommerpause war auch ganz geil eigentlich #fcsp
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Kay @ohai.lol · 10/08/2025
The key phrase is “Harz”, everything there is from the 80s and probably will be forever.
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Kay @ohai.lol · 26/07/2025
Meh warum nicht?
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Kay @ohai.lol · 26/07/2025
Same in German, fwiw
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Kay @ohai.lol · 23/07/2025
Es ist wie es immer war, solche Politik funktioniert nur deshalb weil es eine doch große Masse an Menschen gibt, die entweder eben diese Meinung haben oder sie zumindest nicht aktiv ablehnen. Wenn man Leuten genau zuhört merkt man erst wie tief verwurzelt Gedankengut eigentlich wirklich ist.
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Kay @ohai.lol · 23/07/2025
Das ist eben die große Lüge, die insbesondere in Deutschland so populär in den Köpfen ist: Nazis waren was externes, man wurde “befreit”, und das Gedankengut ist etwas aus der Vergangenheit. Nichts ist unwahrer und jetzt ist die Verwunderung groß. Deshalb bringt auch kein Parteiverbot etwas.
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Kay @ohai.lol · 21/07/2025
I am a marketing main now
American Chopper argument meme where the first one says “on demand webinar” but the other calls it what it is: a video. 
They argue back an forth and a chair is thrown
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Kay @ohai.lol · 09/07/2025
Ganz klar, der DFB muss ne Eingreiftruppe werden, die wir weltweit exportieren koennen um Ordnung zu schaffen. Ich hab schon mal nen Arbeitstitel vorbereitet. #dfb
ein poster im stile eines 80er jahre action oder adventure films, z.b. indiana jones, aber mit den granden des DFB, Theo Zwanziger, Franz Beckenbauer, Wolfgang Niersbach. der film handelt von dem export der DFB eingreiftruppe in krisengebiete, um durch harte vorschriften und strafenkataloge ordnung zu schaffen. Titel koennte sein "Schiedsgericht Copa Cabana"
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Kay @ohai.lol · 02/07/2025
I’m sure it has nothing to with end of ZIRP 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Kay @ohai.lol · 28/06/2025
Quasi Hamburger Berg
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Kay @ohai.lol · 20/06/2025
Der Düsseldorfer SK hat zb viele der stärksten Spieler der Welt, die auch einige der 14 Spiele bestritten haben. Da spielt dann gern mal Giri an Brett 3 dank der enormen Stärke des Teams. Wenn man sich die Durchschnitts ELO der eingesetzten Spieler anguckt ist der 12. Platz ein erwartetes Ergebnis.
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Kay @ohai.lol · 18/06/2025
The one employed European friend at 11am
Café in Italy
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Kay @ohai.lol · 18/06/2025
Amico mio, der verlorene Sohn
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Kay @ohai.lol · 17/06/2025
Sonst altert das Leder auch nicht.
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Kay @ohai.lol · 17/06/2025
Raucher per Gesetz (de iure)
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Kay @ohai.lol · 17/06/2025
Nice jacket, be careful with the smokes brudi
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Kay @ohai.lol · 15/06/2025
😡🌩️
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Kay @ohai.lol · 05/06/2025
This the content I’m here for!
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Kay @ohai.lol · 03/06/2025
Just to conclude this, I gave it another shot yesterday:
ChatGPT illustration of how to set up a cut on a table saw. It’s completely wrong, nothing makes sense.
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Kay @ohai.lol · 02/06/2025
Now imagine I hadn’t known for sure that it was wrong. I 100% understand the appeal of it working, but it simply doesn’t work at this point.
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Kay @ohai.lol · 02/06/2025
This. In a very confident tone, it wanted to convince me to build a free-standing ladder planter with only two feet at the front. When confronted with its Nobel prize winning physics it told me “It is fine, because of the virtual legs, just build it!” Two hours arguing later it: “oh made a mistake”
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Kay @ohai.lol · 02/06/2025
On top of this it’s often, confidently, wrong about crucial details. I am trying to give the systems more opportunities to convince me but pretty much every time it messes up a central point by using the opposite, eg a reference point in a plan, measurement etc. Feels like a disaster incoming 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Kay @ohai.lol · 29/05/2025
He was asked whether he could make it more 3D, and goddamn he could!
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Kay @ohai.lol · 29/05/2025
So, how's your pet project going?
a series of build failures on github actions
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Kay @ohai.lol · 28/05/2025
🙋‍♂️
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Kay @ohai.lol · 25/05/2025
It’s hands down the most significant step I believe people can take for account security yeah! Been a customer since 2011 and it’s never let me down, can’t say that of many products tbh. Good job sir!
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Kay @ohai.lol · 25/05/2025
Es hilft natürlich auch, dass er 1. so auftritt als hätte er irgendwie was zu sagen im Namen der Polizei und 2. die geneigte Presse die Wahrnehmung auch noch befördert. Stattdessen sich schön auf Staatskosten bereichert und keinerlei Strafe bekommen.
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Kay @ohai.lol · 24/05/2025
Imagine you bought it new and discovered that, though!
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Kay @ohai.lol · 20/05/2025
Come to Turin next pls ❤️
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Kay @ohai.lol · 18/05/2025
You need incogni to stop the data brokers from selling this personal information to the gas companies
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