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Kévin

@oh.mg
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BBS SysOp since ‘96 who has no idea what he’s doing ever since. OG LiveJournal user. Français @sus.fr • Retro @mmn.on.ca / @mmn.ca website oh.mg • ☕ coff.ee/kdwc

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Kévin @oh.mg · 30/08/2026
Bluesky will keep transphobes and nazis on there but how dare you put up a satirical food blog critiquing the inequalities of the capitalist hellscape we live in
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Kévin @oh.mg · 22/08/2026
Bold statements from people who waste my time, resources, and refuse to receive XARF format reports. AWS is the genital warts of the internet
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Kévin @oh.mg · 22/08/2026
Hard bounce ? Colour me unshooketh !
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Kévin @oh.mg · 04/08/2026
Sneaky peaky at my next newsletter being written up to be flung in to your mailboxes if you subscribe to my little mailing list of news news.mrman.net/subscription/form
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Kévin @oh.mg · 02/08/2026
Understanding I just spent an hour reading Mastodon and Blusky posts is a shocking amount of time to spend only on social media
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Kévin @oh.mg · 28/07/2026
Well fuck me I guess
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Kévin @oh.mg · 28/07/2026
I have bidniz today
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Kévin @oh.mg · 26/07/2026
hehe mmn.ca/2026/07/26/i-am-testing-man
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Kévin @oh.mg · 21/07/2026
Vibe
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Kévin @oh.mg · 20/07/2026
Yay I made it work, so the reason for the last lorem ipsums is that Masto obviously has a much higher character limit than $COMMERCIAL_NETWORK, so I got the script to generate a short link and link the version on my website. It works quite well, the only thing is I just … l.sus.fr/bqHouCba
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Kévin @oh.mg · 12/06/2026
Unironically, I can't repost this to The Facebook Lite because I'm being throttled. Good for some eh ? social.coop/@kc/116737898610650300
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Kévin @oh.mg · 12/06/2026
Unironically, I can't repost this to The Facebook Lite because I'm being throttled. Good for some eh ?
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Kévin @oh.mg · 08/06/2026
Maccies : Why they no come no more ? Also Maccies : lol 10€ 🤑
1 BigMac Meal for 9€70 in this economy
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Kévin @oh.mg · 06/06/2026
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Kévin @oh.mg · 03/06/2026
Testing social.coop/@kc/116685077946839684
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Kévin @oh.mg · 03/06/2026
Testing
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Kévin @oh.mg · 03/06/2026
@openvibe.social perhaps demanding money when your app has been in some bizarre locked up state for two weeks is not a good way to pitch
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Kévin @oh.mg · 29/04/2026
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Kévin @oh.mg · 27/04/2026
Thank you bank app, I’m violently aware of my precarity thank you
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Kévin @oh.mg · 26/04/2026
Basically this
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Kévin @oh.mg · 16/04/2026
I love this feature in all map apps when it just gets really fucking lost no matter how you zoom it just won’t show you a street name to orient yourself back
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Kévin @oh.mg · 12/04/2026
Have a Samy running at the camera for a #caturday (granted we’re caturunday but it is what it is)
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Kévin @oh.mg · 22/03/2026
It helps that I got it for free with my BK points, if anything Article original: pixel.mmn.ca/p/kevin/9413...
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Kévin @oh.mg · 22/03/2026
The never ending war on competition by Orange never ceases to annoy me Article original: pixel.mmn.ca/p/kevin/9413...
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Kévin @oh.mg · 09/03/2026
Just to recap if this is your first time, this is Samy. Silent, fluffy, and stirrer of shit because nobody suspects him
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Kévin @oh.mg · 03/03/2026
Well the slash ziners never went away and nobody gonna stop them now oac.cdlib.org/findaid/ark:...
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Kévin @oh.mg · 03/03/2026
« Why u do dis ? »
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Kévin @oh.mg · 27/02/2026
Newsthump never ceases to provide factual reporting entirely accidentally Article original: mastodon.online/@newsthump/1...
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Kévin @oh.mg · 21/02/2026
If I could make this a career I would but capitalism won’t allow it (therefore must be burned to the ground) Article original: pixel.mmn.ca/p/kevin/9308...
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Kévin @oh.mg · 21/02/2026
Trying to get a nice photo of Samy is basically some variation of good timing and the phone not being of interest to him Article original: pixel.mmn.ca/p/kevin/9308...
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Kévin @oh.mg · 20/02/2026
I missed one direct debit (Christmas/NYE delays) on this account I use for literally one thing, last time that happened it cost me 8€ so I put in 10€ extra to cover the account fee (1€25) and the charge. Today I find out these scabby mother fuckers are taking 20€. Bankers, capital W
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Kévin @oh.mg · 14/02/2026
I probably posted this twice, hear me out though this post has a bonus photo of Jarod absolutely free Article original: pixel.mmn.ca/p/kevin/9281...
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Kévin @oh.mg · 13/02/2026
Noodles, book, Friday evening well spent
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Kévin @oh.mg · 13/02/2026
I gots the internet that is fast again from a little glass cable. Don’t judge my wiring management
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Kévin @oh.mg · 02/02/2026
Pire timeline 🫶
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Kévin @oh.mg · 24/01/2026
Article original: mastodon.ouvaton.coop/@ouvaton/115...
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Kévin @oh.mg · 21/01/2026
In case you didn’t believe me about the cats, I woke up freezing because I only had a sliver of space and blanket left
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Kévin @oh.mg · 11/01/2026
So glad that the ever strangling hold of non stop inflation is gamified for the wealthy. Not long ago crypto.com was in absolute glee about the increase of the US unemployment rate, in case you were wondering the type of profile they’re targeting
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Kévin @oh.mg · 03/01/2026
Should be easy to track and find out
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Kévin @oh.mg · 27/12/2025
Apparently Netflix didn’t take the hint
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Kévin @oh.mg · 27/12/2025
So I will probably end up having my home insurance cancelled because I haven’t paid my monthly premium. Except, I can’t pay my monthly premium (see screenshot) and I can’t contact my insurer, none of their communication channels work. Doctorate level enshittification
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Kévin @oh.mg · 21/12/2025
Because I did France too long, I took a reasonable response to somebody who did the tutoyé (the person who is responsible for pulling out my fibre cable)
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Kévin @oh.mg · 15/11/2025
Come see my cat this #caturday Article original: pixel.mmn.ca/p/kevin/8953...
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Kévin @oh.mg · 13/11/2025
Let’s see what we can find in this data access 🫶
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Kévin @oh.mg · 13/11/2025
Anthropic, the maker of the AI crawler that is very much eating gigabytes of shit from my tarpit daily, has determined my account was violating something but really won’t clarify. Would it be because they figured out their bot is eating shit from my tarpit ? Obviously no just vibes
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Kévin @oh.mg · 09/11/2025
Another day, another ironic bot
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Kévin @oh.mg · 31/10/2025
Got to enjoy the small things these days Article original: pixel.mmn.ca/p/kevin/8898...
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Kévin @oh.mg · 14/10/2025
Fuck you capitalism, the solution is stick it on the VPN network, totally isolate it from trying to go WiFi, and make it think it’s in Canada
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Kévin @oh.mg · 11/10/2025
I’m so very glad that AI has failed to improve anything and continues to threaten my job
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Kévin @oh.mg · 26/09/2025
Samy is just looking at stuff, as it is his career it seems Article original: pixel.mmn.ca/p/kevin/8771...
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