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Old Ogremode

@ogremode.bsky.social
1.2K followers 317 following 4.8K posts

The posts that sound smart are my real posts. If any of my posts sound dumb it’s because I’m doing a character

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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We need him back now more than ever
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I go ape shit whenever a comic does this
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this letterboxd review is pissing me off man the singer is not bad the performances are not rinky dink you are a misanthrope
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wtf
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
israel colonized the fucking title of a critical documentary you have got to be kidding me
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#jw a kaleidoscopic masterpiece
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Seated
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No it isn’t no it fucking isn’t
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Robert Pattinson was doing IRL Jack Kirby mouth in Primetime I’ve never seen anything quite like it
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Seated someone just walked in with a 11 year old
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Amazing reply
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Quickly running into the pet store with my 7 month old to grab some dog food
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they gave Facebook users ai agents. we’re gonna die
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hard to think of a more on the nose metaphor of the DNC chairman ripping into Hasan Piker while appearing to literally be covered in blood
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Another case of nominative determinism
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sorry but the absolute mess of random nonsense that makes up “resident evil lore” is 1000x more fun and interesting than if re4 had been about finally destroying umbrella or whatever
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“I’ve never even had health insurance my whole life but go off” yes it’s obvious you have no clue what you’re talking about ass hole
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think about this post every time I’m about to go to sleep
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fuck it we’re starting Halloween right now #nw
Out there Halloween mega tape (2022)
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just got reminded of when I got interested in poetry in high school joined the poetry club this guy joined it too. we were practicing our poems and when it was his turn he went up there and recited a poem he had written basically about how I was dumb and gay to a 100% stonefaced audience rip brother
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Love this guy
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I genuinely don’t know what fans are mad about or think they want. I made a joke about this a year ago and Cregger basically gave us exactly the thing I made fun of yet fans are still pissed! Wtf do you want!
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is the gaming community’s response to AI really going to be yelling at random guys while pretending Capcom or whatever isn’t doing the exact same thing?
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m so glad the app I got addicted to is this one that just pisses me off all the time instead of the one that pisses me off all the time and makes me have to watch sports
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Social media is like getting hit in the head with a hammer every 5 minutes
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What da
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
DJT Musk posting
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@dandock.bsky.social any insight?
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Venture Bros bit
@boiltheory: My buddy used to wait tables at Cheesecake Factory and one time he served prince. Prince showed up with two tall, beautiful women who spoke on behalf of him. Upon approaching the table one of the ladies says “…and prince will order” and the other says “the turkey club”
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They already killed hundreds of little girls then blamed it on ai next they’re gonna do ww3 and blame it on claude
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is my Luigi
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you abolish the police who will potentially kill you for being swatted the fourth time in one day
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No shade to op and if anything no man’s sky sandbox is the most appropriate place for random new things to do but outside of that this is a necessary and important question I wish more critics asked about most games
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So true Yoshihiro Togashi
Hunter x Hunter v21 intro by Yoshihiro Togashi: I’m just barely getting by
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Amazing new feature. Occluded categories
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wait why do they call him that
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every level of the United States government is united in making these people our enemy. Why?
Post translated from Chinese: Lately, man, I can't even jerk off this dick anymore. Because Americans have secretly added nano-trackers to the lube—if you stroke for over 30 seconds, it detects you're Chinese through the prostate fluid seeping from your glans, immediately triggers the self-destruct sequence, and the whole dick blows up into a lump of black charcoal. After that, all you can do is use the ashes to draw circles and curse like a motherfucker.
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Going on time extension dot com and complaining about a retro game announcement. embarrassing lack of ball knowledge
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Happy birthday to the greatest video game ever made :)
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Latest audio hyperfixation
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is so funny this is like a parody of an Easter egg
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Really funny level 5 started using AI to generate art and it spat out the castle from the Hitler painting
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