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MeltingHeart

@oghenekevbe.bsky.social
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Django Web Developer - tinyurl.com/2xvjwc2n | bunny dad 🐇 | 🪄I solemnly swear I'm up to no good 🪄

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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 05/01/2024
Sounds like a before-shave. Post musk is the aftershave
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
🤣
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
What the hell!!!!! 😲
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
Still a newbie but someday, you'll tweet my repo as a hot repo. Someday.... **Stares off into the sunset** ...someday I'll be a hot repo
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
It hurt when my mum refused to believe the story my classmate told me at school about their guard chickens that stopped a robbery. The chickens climbed the door and warded off the robbers with regular broomsticks, after which they remained there as sentries. I was 7. Tomi, you're a big liar!
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
Angel: **shrugs and mutters under breath** You might as well ask for drum beats while the lights are going off God: What? Angel: Nothing God: where are the drummers?
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
It was a live update
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
Fine people everywhere while some of us are only sexy in black and white. Sometimes sepia tones. Also, only at night
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
He stared into the distance, eyes milky with age and a chin full of thick coarse white as snow beards. "There is no river here" Another sigh. "The river will come" Rocking back and forth on the porch, he watched the odd man in face cap and glasses walk away for the last time "The river will come"
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
It's the shhhrrrrrrrr for me
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
Plod is a Thursday - Saturday word
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
**big bear hugs**
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
Microwave feeling hurt after reading this. "Upon all I've done for you "
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
Lmaooo 🤣😆
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
Funny thing, I don't really know what he looked like It was dark We didn't exachange names. Neither did we exchange numbers It was just a perfect stranger moment. You know something? I miss it. I miss that moment. In that moment , life was so freaking simple Now, I am just tired. I am exhausted
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
There were 3 streets accessible from the roundabout. Dude said, 'Nah, I don't even stay in the estate. We passed my street a while back. I just enjoyed the songs'. We were quiet for a bit then burst into laughter and said goodnight.
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
We sang till we walked into my estate, then stopped at a mini roundabout within the estate. I stood with him. We decided to sing one last one for the road. Then we shook hands and I asked him, ' which of the streets do you stay?'
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
Funny enough, we were headed in the same direction. I walked ahead for a little bit, then let him catch up while still singing. Yes, both of us. He caught up and talked very briefly about how much we love country music and Don Williams, after which we continued singing.
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
I've written about this before but tonight, for some reason, I remembered him again The perfect stranger There I sat on the bus, almost at my bus stop singing a song to myself Don Williams - Listen to the radio The dude close to me joined in singing under his breath. Then we got off the bus.
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
It's all about balance. I don't know about twitter and bluesky. Also, I don't know who both is and if we're actually doing them
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
First of all, I'll like to let you know I am in no way putting down your hard work. No. I am a huge fan. It was a joke. If it came across wrong, I apologize
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
That's hair on rollers Straight out of the ring.
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
I suddenly can't read
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
**bear hug**
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
**laughs in power grabbing greed** I'm not giving up. However , I have zero expectations. I just live one day at a time. That is how I keep my sanity.
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
It is the 'barely' for me. So funny if it weren't sad af. Smh
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
I see your 'on their way' and raise you a 'getting up by 5am in Lagos, Nigeria' is late. You could miss everything and spend hours in traffic. You leave the house by 5am so that before 8, you'd have beaten the traffic and gotten to the office to dress up or finish dressing up.
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
The wax seal must have a signet ring imprint. MUST !!!
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
Your bio 😂🤣
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
That explains it. I heard the loud silence 😂🤣
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Another first. I'm used to seeing 'unabashedly', because fiction writers always seem to have it handy. Literally. So ...to be clear, I'll put down 'abashedly' as a Tuesday word. But, if you ask me, it sounds more like Wednesday usage.
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
WWP 🤐
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Oh but it will. Because many folks would want to run away from the topic, lest they offend. Especially knowing the trajectory of the conversation. Then the other side would be bristling with 'not all..'. So, to maintain peace, everyone keeps mum. (Or end up dad 🤓(bad joke, I know 😭)).
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
People use pornography for a lot of reasons. Here are 100 ways with which you can use pornography to stand out. 🧵
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Killing in the name of religion is WRONG!!!!!! Regardless of how you want to justify it. It is wrong, horrible, useless and stupid.
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
Meme: There are two kinds of people on this life. Avoid them.

Laid-back man holding a cigar. Legs crossed, feeling righteous as shii
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
It's a genital meet and greet (GMT). Nothing more, I promise you. We're not disobeying nobody
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
What fun would that be? Just think about it. There is a reason the phrase ' rock bottom ' was created. Now, ask yourself, 'do I really want to be that person who would make the whole world.abandon rock bottom?' **Smirks** No, Adam. Bottom has always said "don't be a stranger". Now, spiral away you
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
Folks using the word 'pedantic' like it's a regular Saturday word. Who does that?
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
Submarines are now real? Wow. Tech has gone far. We just got internet in Africa
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
Exactly. Because why on earth would you leave me semi nude and cold then you run far off to press a button? Why?
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
And if all else fails, we'd get you an Alice in Wonderland mirror. Catch: it goes straight to the mad hatter's table.
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
A vertical pool
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
It's upsetting me and my homegirls meme. **Snaps gum loudly**
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
Angry sticklike figure meme carrying a plate of samosas and asking "really? Right in front of my samosa?"

Legit, of course because when you think about it, it's quite the sporadic audacity!!!
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
Or with a second flower to hang on the other llama's ear
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MeltingHeart @oghenekevbe.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
We need a shot of all pages. Please and thank you
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