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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 7m
- ... ...The hell...? ...Why the hell won't this thing light...? - Adonai. You have your cigarette backwards. - ...
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 39m
- It's an untraceable wallet in the palm of your hand. - I would hope any wallet could fit in the palm of your hand, Detective.
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 1h
Could be an issue of skill! ...Or. Maybe it's not something that can be seen, no matter how hard you look. ...But it's there. I guarantee it.
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 1h
- It's no trouble. Gave me time to enjoy my cigarette. - Cigarette? Like tobacco? ...What are you, eighty?
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 2h
- I'm sure to a law-abiding citizen like yourself, we're all scum of the earth who deserve— - I'm pretty scummy myself, Han. Defense attorney, remember?
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 2h
- It was a very basic non-sequitur, Auntie It just wasn't funny - Not even A non-sequitur would be: "what's the charge" - That's just getting back on topic
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 3h
- That's pretty good shooting, isn't it? - Hitting the bullseye at the shooting range is 'good shooting.' Doing it six times in a row is great. ...But shooting six people with accuracy like that...? - ...It's a whole different beast. - Takes a certain kind of monster—a real freak.
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 3h
- That's pretty good shooting, isn't it? - Hitting the bullseye at the shooting range is 'good shooting.' Doing it six times in a row is great. ...But shooting six people with accuracy like that...? - ...It's a whole different beast. - Takes a certain kind of monster—a real freak.
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 4h
- My life is plenty exciting - Freckles you could bore the polish off a resume-checking robot i've ████ed catholic school teachers with more active night-lives than you - Okay
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 4h
Professional jealousy? How ugly. Why can't these underworld overlords just bury the hatchet, get together and screw over the consumer like reasonable people do?
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 5h
...If it were up to me, you'd get points for trying. Trying to be... something more. Trying to be something at all. Or anything other than what you are.
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 5h
- That's pretty good shooting, isn't it? - Hitting the bullseye at the shooting range is 'good shooting.' Doing it six times in a row is great. ...But shooting six people with accuracy like that...? - ...It's a whole different beast. - Takes a certain kind of monster—a real freak.
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 6h
- It's no trouble. Gave me time to enjoy my cigarette. - Cigarette? Like tobacco? ...What are you, eighty?
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 6h
- It's no trouble. Gave me time to enjoy my cigarette. - Cigarette? Like tobacco? ...What are you, eighty?
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 7h
- You walk around town with what, a... a samurai sword? - You just assume that it's a katana? - ...Is it? - ...Yes.
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 7h
(Wow. Tell me more.) Wow! Tell me more!
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 8h
Everyone's got a goddamn opinion.
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 8h
...There's no sadism or hatred or intimacy in a single bullet to the heart. Killing your girlfriend or her look-alikes usually is, if nothing else, a lot less...sterile. If you ask me.
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 9h
Everyone's got a goddamn opinion.
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 9h
... This was all so stupid. Honestly, I'm not the ego-driven type. In fact I pride myself on my humility.
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 10h
Watching stupid movies and trying to papier-mâché an ill-fitted mask of humanity out of the scraps you could tear out of magazines. Practicing expressions and memorizing lines and... And trying to get something to take root and grow despite knowing it'd have nothing to feed on. ...Stupid.
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 10h
- And we've got the bastard dead to rights. So if you're kind, you'll help him plead it out. ...And if you're smart, you'll pass this shitstorm onto some other nightowl and go back to bed. - ...I'm not feeling particularly kind or smart at the moment.
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 11h
There are no demons haunting me. No other drivers in the car. Just me, sitting in the dark with a hole in my chest. When it's hungry, I feed it. But it'll never be full. Because the hole was there first. And it built a girl around itself so it would have a place to hide.
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 11h
Could be an issue of skill! ...Or. Maybe it's not something that can be seen, no matter how hard you look. ...But it's there. I guarantee it.
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 12h
Silence is only awkward if you care. I can ignore social cues all day long.
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 12h
- Ah, sorry, right— Did you want to beg for mercy real quick before we begin? - ...Now where would be the fun in that?
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 13h
- You're looking for a coldblooded, faceless, perfectionist killer who you think has no persistent MO or victim type. - In a city with an eight-digit population... - Well. Good luck! - I don't need luck. I only need more information.
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 13h
- Allo, mon cur! - ...It's pronounced coeur— - (I know how it's pronounced.)
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 14h
- ...Every time is like the first time. - I hope that everyone is like you, then. It doesn't seem like the kind of thing anyone should get used to. - (...) (Sorry to disappoint you, then.) (There are no people like me.)
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 14h
- Very well. Then let us summon to the stand {NULL NAME NOT FOUND}. - What? - What? - Is that a family or given name?
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 15h
...I don't see any handles anywhere... No hidden pressure plates or switches... ...What the hell am I saying? I'm not a carpenter either. I wouldn't recognize a secret button if it was slathered in yellow paint.
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 15h
- It's no trouble. Gave me time to enjoy my cigarette. - Cigarette? Like tobacco? ...What are you, eighty?
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 16h
- Ah, sorry, right— Did you want to beg for mercy real quick before we begin? - ...Now where would be the fun in that?
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 16h
- Sorry, but have we met somewhere? - ... - No, it can't be. I'd never forget a beauty like you.
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 17h
...It's hard to get away with murder these days. People are still presumed innocent, at least on paper- But by the time they're in cuffs, there's hardly any shadows of doubt left. Because this whole world's lit-up. Mapped-out. Never unknown and Always Online.
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 17h
... This was all so stupid. Honestly, I'm not the ego-driven type. In fact I pride myself on my humility.
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 18h
Professional jealousy? How ugly. Why can't these underworld overlords just bury the hatchet, get together and screw over the consumer like reasonable people do?
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 18h
- ur usually good at gift givin and shit butterin up judges bribin court officials slipping coins into viziers purses - You have a very Antiquated view of what my work entails Medieval, even - i heard he passed did u know him :((((
An edited portrait of Louis XIV
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 19h
...There's no sadism or hatred or intimacy in a single bullet to the heart. Killing your girlfriend or her look-alikes usually is, if nothing else, a lot less...sterile. If you ask me.
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 19h
Baby steps today, literally. I'll never put one foot in front of the other the same again. Everything's an achievement, all of a sudden. Seeing her struggle. Seeing her vulnerable. It's like everything's a miracle.
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 20h
- You're looking for a coldblooded, faceless, perfectionist killer who you think has no persistent MO or victim type. - In a city with an eight-digit population... - Well. Good luck! - I don't need luck. I only need more information.
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 20h
Everyone's got a goddamn opinion.
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 21h
Watching stupid movies and trying to papier-mâché an ill-fitted mask of humanity out of the scraps you could tear out of magazines. Practicing expressions and memorizing lines and... And trying to get something to take root and grow despite knowing it'd have nothing to feed on. ...Stupid.
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 21h
...This conversation's like quicksand—killing me in the most boring way possible.
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 22h
- That's pretty good shooting, isn't it? - Hitting the bullseye at the shooting range is 'good shooting.' Doing it six times in a row is great. ...But shooting six people with accuracy like that...? - ...It's a whole different beast. - Takes a certain kind of monster—a real freak.
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 22h
Baby steps today, literally. I'll never put one foot in front of the other the same again. Everything's an achievement, all of a sudden. Seeing her struggle. Seeing her vulnerable. It's like everything's a miracle.
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 23h
...They cover utilities at the rock you live under...?
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 23h
...Mirei's right. I don't know anything about ████. One of the many things I've long since acknowledged that I'm missing. But obsession? Addiction? Those are easy enough to grasp. I've rolled the dice plenty of times by now.
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
- so youre like just asking for my advice? the aura loss is incredible - Not going to attempt to parse that - i doubt you ever could my generation's sense of humor is practically impregnable - It was a very basic non-sequitur, Auntie It just wasn't funny
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. @ofthedevilquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
...It was stupid, of course. And futile. And pointless. Spending hours in front of a TV or laying in bed staring at your phone... Watching stupid movies and trying to papier-mâché an ill-fitted mask of humanity out of the scraps you could tear out of magazines.
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