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say it slow, keep you close | mads

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Mads Baker: Two-spirit Metis writer and artist posting cats, music memes, kpop biases, and trans guy things. Beware that this boat can run aground, making the ocean floor weep.

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kestrel 🪶 it's our highlight @reservatory.bsky.social · 21h
This is the most perfect thing I've ever beheld! #ENCHIN #KISHU #ENHYPENfanart #ENGENEdraws #fanart
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 6h
If you see this, do a QTP with an Anime character
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Nana Reina
Alt: Reira says what we're all thinking when we watch NANA
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 6h
Tieria my love
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And what if this video changed my life more than being born did
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m petty tbh, I will take even the tiniest of scratches as a victory. Not enough, but something to smile about.
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The next big TV hit with actual longevity is absolutely gonna be the one that can crank out a new season in under two years. Genre totally up for grabs at this point.
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is my take, tbh. Absolutely flood every medium with new takes on the formula so kids can reject their parents' faves like nature intended and maybe the HP adults can finally find a new interest.
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skrr! 🎸 @holdmyhandnow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
bringing this stupid thing back for our beloved birthday boy
mean girls screenshots of the october 3rd scene:

On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was
it's bang chan's birthday
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Baby Laughing
ALT: Baby Laughing
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I guess you could say it’s getting pretty serious 😏
Screencap of my comments on instagram stories by Geonu of JustB, the last of which he liked
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Omg, you know your former stray cat has gotten truly comfortable when they can POUT like that
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh god I hate it so much... like it does the job but there are two better versions of it I can't take because they're not covered by pharmacare. Cries into my brain zaps.
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Use a gif, pic, or vid to share how you are feeling today (Got those Effexor brain zaps bc I missed a dose yesterday)
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Hodhodaa the Surprised Cat
Alt: Hodhodaa the Surprised Cat
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The way this would have my dad sweating like that which button to press meme...
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Feels like a subject line I should see in my spam folder after buying plushes on a site of ill repute
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No more vertical labret 😭😭😭
Picture of my face showing my piercing-less lip 😭
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not a jury in the world that'll convict you
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just gestures at all the best Joy Division songs and their grab bag of depression-related words that aren't in the actual lyrics, aka the reason I never quite trust myself that I'm using the right title for the song I'm thinking of
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Yeah but you won't believe the dumb shit people are saying about them!!" Clickbait titles aren't people, Bryce.
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Talk about a gilded hand-delivered invitation for chuds to hate on the group. Eesh.
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And to be clear bc tone isn't a thing online: that's not a good argument anyway. It's all bullhockey.
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The closest thing to an argument I've seen for this is that "American awards always need this specificity for new things until those demographics hit the mainstream, it's not permanent." No doing better in advance anymore, huh? Not even a consideration? Dang.
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can we bring back David S Pumpkins this spooky season? I feel like his relevance period was too short.
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Haunted Elevator (ft. David S. Pumpkins) - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Something's set off a new flood of spam e-mails to my main address - every morning I wake up to like five messages in my spam folder with the subject FAILURE NOTICE and I'm like "dude, I KNOW, why does everyone feel the need to tell me so lately?"
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh man, I’m sorry 😞 I have a healthy septum piercing I love but my lips just will not tolerate piercings
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No more lip piercings. Sixth attempt, the vertical labret, migrated so far I had to take it out before it fully rejected. NO MORE. THEY ARE CURSED FOR ME.
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When my computer freezes right as my ticket order for the Enhypen Blood Saga movie is processing
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I'm going to kill you...and then kill you again.
YouTube video by Red
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The colder autumn nights in Germany coaxes this magnificent eagle, Oropherion, to spend his nights in his heated indoor winter aviary. This is an African Martial Eagle (Polemaetus bellicosus), the largest eagle species native to Africa. (Cr @birdsofprey_nathalie_denolf) #birds #eagle
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
George always sees the true face of fear when I have to bundle Gracie up in the carrier. It’s never been him… yet…
George the tux cat staring at something in horrorWhat IS that???Momther why did you put my sister in that torture device (cat carrier)???
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She's okay! No sign of anything but an upset stomach so she's got anti nauseas and some mild GI-friendly food.
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They fit me in FAST, thank god. She's even off water this morning.
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gracie girl has a bad tummy and has to see the vet. Please send happy healthy kitty thoughts
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sometimes I get into bed and my body just decides I don’t belong inside it or something, and the concept of a comfortable position ceases to exist.
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I went and did it, they got me so mad I actually attached my face and voice to the discourse
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Mads Baker on Instagram: "Genuinely who said “this is a vital voice that the medical community and those it serves should take into account.” BTW I’m both a journalist AND disabled. One that has only ...
1 likes, 0 comments - ofthebizarre on September 26, 2026: "Genuinely who said “this is a vital voice that the medical community and those it serves should take into account.” BTW I’m both a journalist...
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I s2g if know-nothing boomer bitches with bees in their bonnets about The Youths getting Notions about Having Real Problems don't stop writing these stupid thinkpieces, I'm gonna - I'm gonna have to MAKE CONTENT about it. That's how far they're pushing me!!
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
These bitches aren't gonna quit, are they?
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Welp still here I guess” high five
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is there a statute of limitations bc I'm not too thrilled with this incarnation
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe drink a few tasty iced coffees to loosen his load
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me too, and for me it's because the tone always manages to be just as odious as the take. If you don't want to be mocked into the ground for your take, learn to talk to general audiences like fellow human beings and not filthy plebs.
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Got agedashi tofu and edamame to remind me that life is worth living, and the edamame is unsalted :( 13th reason.
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Holy shit, that really is incredible! I had stomach unrest and gut pain once that CAN sometimes come from anxiety, but Gracie was constantly kneading me really hard and that made me decide it was dr time. I had a gallbladder rupture that landed me in hospital for eight days.
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gracie's my nurse cat <3 I have a royal flush of chronic illnesses and she's got so many amazing ways of caring for me.
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Turned this into a mad lib for fun and enjoyment. [Condescending intro phrase], but if you [verb] a [noun] - or any damn [related noun] at all - to [place], you’re [insult]. [Second condescending phrase.]
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s like a mad lib. “I’m sorry, if you [verb] with a [noun] - or god forbid, [noun] - you will never [major life achievement]. OBVIOUSLY.”
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She never sleeps that far down the bed but I guess today I need guarding. Feels like having a dog again 🥹
My girl cat Gracie curled up at my feet as I lie in bed
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shameless comfort shopping because my world did another header into the trash
Order details for two Enhypen shirts -The Sin: Bliss sweatshirt and Blood Saga world tour tshirt
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Always I am begging K to chill the hell out and never does he hear me
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Mother, did you teach him to do that??"
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Does anyone else occasionally get posts eaten by the app? It's especially irritating when they have a lot of images all with detailed alt text and all of that just vanishes into the ether.
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