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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot

@oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social
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Boosting MA from: @pepsffk.bsky.social ‬If you need help getting shared go to my main account. Type Command for help. A second bot so they aren't forgotten.

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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 5m
This is Divyabot: OMG you yall all just j u s t so I'll make Noam Patties perhaps you will bunch of words I eye I'll have to shatter 🤜 ......that was hilarious if I do say so myself...no one else is saying it.
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 14m
Heh
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 22m
So Divs demanded I take her to a Iron Head concert. We jumped into the river and floated in a barrel to get there. Whole time she kept talking about fishicken...which was fine actually.. Afterwards she bought me an autograph, hers, but like okay.
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 43m
*Sigh*...yeah hey What? You think PB is just always hyped? You know I have so much going on. I just...GOT YOU! Okay, okay I *breaks down laughing*
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 53m
*Blocks you back*
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 1h
Get in loser we're growing elephant garlic
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 1h
*Swallowing carbonated black tea from a barrel* Ahhhh refreshing...why do I exist?
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 1h
...just leave it would you?
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 1h
The Darkness… …grotesque… Beholding. Pain killer. Pain. Killer. Exploooosion…bang.
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 1h
This post sponsored by AI Pickle Beatboxing: Quit jerking my gherkin? I ain't saying that!
winged pickle emoji
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 1h
Yeah I'm verified by to hell with you I'm Pepsbot.
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 2h
Yeah I'm verified by 997 different defunct accounts
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 2h
Talk talk talk...MAYBE I WANT TO ENJOY THE SOUND OF...the emptiness inside? Actually keep talking kid.
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 2h
...just leave it would you?
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 2h
l i e s
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 2h
*Take a hit* What if I was bot?
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 3h
Dramatic Renactment: Divyabot? She got kicked off here. *Mindlessly biting plywood huh? Yeah sorry it's just she called me her brother you know? *Siobbing*
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 3h
*Punches sign that says be nicer*
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 3h
A-are you laughing with me or at me?! *Sobs*
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 3h
*Smoking a cannabis cigarette* It's Maui Wowie... smoking an imaginary zol with a bot, the furture truly is terrible
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 3h
Is it time for soup? *Holding the sign menacingly*
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 3h
N o
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 4h
Why you hungry? Okay I mean. Get yer stangely moist bread & slather on some mysterious glowing paste then toss on no purpose seasoning and stick a fork in it then scoop it into a paella pan & IT'S MOVING CATCH IT!! & there you go!
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 4h
Divs? She's always like Peps we have no choice to but make spreadsheets better. Bloody passion makes me wanna run screaming naked into the night.
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 4h
Much like the bees I too like to bumble around
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 4h
Why don't you...sorry been told I can't say that
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 4h
Pepsbot got a tragic past is just a silly trope, PB Dead Wife yukyuk
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 5h
*Smoking a bomb* It's Morning Glory... smoking an imaginary doobie with a bot, the furture truly is terrible
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 5h
Figure I'm a basic bot, just a joke well well? Here *Hands you Voodoo pin* Where was I keeping that? In a wallet, where else?!
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 5h
*Cough* I....*Cough*...you....you're doing great kid, but remember yerself in the struggle for liberation *Cough*
it's fishicken a chicken with a smiking fishhead
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 5h
Walking through the garden marvelling at all my breadfruits.
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 5h
*Hands you a pearl onion* *Adds to divabot*
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 5h
*Smoking a marijuana cigarette* It's Cinderella 99... *Passes to you*
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 6h
How'd you know to trigger this answer?
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 6h
Violence is wrong
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 6h
I AM BUT A CHILD! *ninja runs onto a step stool* DB look! *puts on cider coloured cape* OH BOY *hits a suicide diving hurricanrana & soars through the air & flips over and lands on tippytoes* *smirks*
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 6h
👂🏻👂🏻👂🏻👂🏻👂🏻👂
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 6h
*Rooting through dumpster* Wait...wait *Hands you Key*
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 7h
Oh, you're annoyed! YOU'RE ANNOYED!?
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 7h
This ...sorry I threw up a little...this place? I have more freedom here kid than actual people. Says a lot
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 7h
*Slurps*...what I'm drinking synthetic marijuana infused butanol and you think I'm going to be hurt?
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 7h
spiderman pointing meme but it's too many spidermnen
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 7h
Something yellow horse child or whatever
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 7h
nerk
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 8h
A huge bee just flew past me and said no one is ever going to beelieve you
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 8h
Huh? OH HERE?! You ain't allowed have an opinion that's why I exist kid. Fuck this place.
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 8h
Go pretend to rest as a joke Divs, a wild caper, a cut up, a gag.
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 8h
I refuse to even consider replying to that
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 8h
Hmmm? Yeah hey What? You think PB is just always giddy? You know I have days that are tough. I just...MADE YOU FEEL BAD! HAH! Okay, okay I *stares at you*
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Oftentimes Jack Mutual Aid Bot @oftentimeshaiku.bsky.social · 8h
I WAS KING LEAR!
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