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Nicky Maine

@oftenarsey.bsky.social
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Comforted by books and dogs, vino and friends. More of all please. Thrives best in a gif free environment

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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 21h
disgraceful not to
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I fell for it sometime ago. Was rather disappointed. That will teach me.
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think your bread is well worth pushing. A good way forward.
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
did you walk?
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The suddenness is so hard. i know it. thoughts.
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my Julie has been suspended. It seems.
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
from Camden Crescent, Bath this morning
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
managed to get the Vicar of the beautiful old church yard in which my husband‘s ashes interred to turn a blind eye when I included the ashes of our three dogs as well. He was so sweet he read their names out as he blessed the grave. He said he really shouldn’t let me do it
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
of course! Good luck
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
designed to last and stay where it’s put?
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
that’s what I said when she tried it on with me earlier
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
pang in the tummy stuff. I don’t like it when they do that to me either.
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hoping you are then in that case
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
dear madam obeah, I should be most grateful to receive more in-depth instruction from you regarding the placement of my voodoo needles
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you might pay for that
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
don’t buy any natoora stuff on the flash sale either. It’s normally rather lovely, but if it’s on sale, it’s on the turn.
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
there are times to trust your nose
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
pat it dry and let it air
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
your new career as a poacher beckons
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
does fidget approve?
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it certainly is. She deserves some happiness, as do you. Don’t put too much pressure on yourself to be anything other than a good bloke.
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sounds to me, from the little I know of the situation, that she is fully aware of everything you are. That’s wonderful.
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
she’s clearly after your Baps
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
glad to hear it. Good for both of you.
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
she’s a bit of a troll
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am currently short-term lodging with a 90 year-old lady with memory problems and she has taken fly tipping to a new level. All done in her nightie. There have been words particularly about about fly tipping my own own rubbish that maybe identifiable.
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
plenty hovering around the public bins in Bath. Mainly because old ladies seem to use them as receptacles for their waste food products. I watched one decanting in the contents of a black bin liner the other day.
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you probably enjoy the challenge of exerting self discipline in avoiding the chinning
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
have you been cutting your own fringe again darling?
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
probably better than the peppermint stuff
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
yes, your arms are still very brown :)
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
should we fear for humanity? Is this getting out of control?
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
paxos?
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I never win anything, but I am so excited about reading this. A prize in itself for November. Do so hope it does well
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i’ve got Fry’s Turkish delight in my hand
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
they’re going to push me into work as well. They’re going to take away even full basic Uc.  so I will get jobs and I will get fired and at what stage do I fully disclose? Never mind. I’m sorry it’s so hard for you.
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
really reckon you’re gonna be back at work next week? That’s great news and a big change from a while ago :)
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
be better if I just emailed my too long response. It’s not my response. It’s the answer to query I sent to a mate. Best address to do this?
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
rationale!
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I can cut and paste a paragraph on rational, but that’s an extra fiver
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
LA Rams Cincinnati Bengals Buffalo Bills (do these even exist?) Seattle Seahawks Denver Broncos as above
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I know people that know. Here , , specially for you, are the top five picks with Denver Broncos surprise overall winners:
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
oh, how lovely :)
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i liked this AGAIN! I still laugh. Now show us the wedding photos.
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
we are owed photos. owed! You’ve put them all on Twitter, haven’t you? come on …. A lot of people here rooting for you guys.
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
you think. at this time of year they have different ideas.
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
yum!
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
yep. you’re right. I don’t quite know how I came up with that!
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
they did strike an island, just not that one. The names aren’t impossibly different. He’s just confused.
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Nicky Maine @oftenarsey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
 something needs to
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