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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Her fingers hover over her phone screen, battling the sudden alcohol fueled temptation to call him. She might not say it out loud—and would rather swallow glass than admit it—but God, she misses him. She will 𝘯𝘰𝘵 call him...She will 𝘯𝘰𝘵 call him...

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

αllιe.j.нαyeѕ posted a photo: One tequila, two tequila, three tequila... floor

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

αllιe.j.нαyeѕ posted a photo: Saturday can mean only one thing. Drinking beer and playing pool.

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

had been starving for something so much deeper, and now that she had found it? How could she possibly ever let it go?

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

making her feel amazing. She did not need to fake anything; every groan, moan and breathless cry of his name had been real. Dean Di Laurentis had consumed her, in ways that she had only ever imagined. And that scared her more than the hookup itself. She hadn't just crossed a line; she --

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

He had taken control with a fierce confidence of a man who knew what he was doing and wasn't scared to show it. There had been no awkward pauses or asking for permission to change positions. He didn't need constant reassurance either, because he already knew everything he was doing was --

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

boring, and had made her feel utterly detached from him despite her repeated attempts to convince herself otherwise. She had even attempted to tell herself that true love looked that way, but with Dean? Dean was the wake-up call that she had desperately needed. --

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It was a devastatingly sharp contrast to the last few years of her life. Sex with Sean had been predictable. It had been scheduled, comfortable, a routine that had never changed, like painting a picture that never went over the lines or strayed from formality. It had been safe and --

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

hadn't even needed to ask, let alone beg him to be adventurous with her. It was as if he and her body had already been acquainted, knowing exactly where to touch and tease her to coax out her moans and bring her to the edge. --

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

She squeezed her eyes closed, in some futile attempt to block it all out. Instead, her body hummed with the memories of everything that had gone down between them. She was practically vibrating, feeling the phantom touch of his tongue exploring practically every inch of her flesh. She --

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Anchored down against the mattress by the weight of his arm draped over her midriff, as his soft, even breathing tickled her shoulder like a lover's playful caress. --

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The silence of the room became almost too unbearable as her heart hammered behind her ribcage, and her pulse roared in her ears. She had to get out of here, and fast. The last thing she had planned to do was spend the night wrapped up in the arms of Dean Di Laurentis, but here she was. --

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

hot Cheetos, and crying into his sweatshirt. Not opening her legs like Moses parting the Red Sea, and allowing the biggest playboy on campus into her sacred temple—several times—and enjoy it. This was bad. --

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Cold, sharp panic flooded her veins because this wasn't her. This was not who she was. She was not a one-night stand to numb the temporary ache of loneliness; she was a relationship girl who should have been mourning the loss of her boyfriend, listening to sad love songs, eating flamin' --

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

boy had moves. More moves than Sean had ever had in his portfolio of sexual expertise, and judging by the way her body was aching, it was going to be impossible to forget about him anytime soon. --

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Maybe she had gone temporarily insane? Because again, what the fuck had she been thinking? He was like the biggest man-whore on campus, no, no, in the entire world, and she had willingly handed her body over to him to become just another statistic and notch on his bedpost. I mean, the --

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

her brain would have gone along with what can only be described as the biggest mistake of her life. She had slept with Dean Di Laurentis. --

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Allie lay staring up at the ceiling as the horrifying memories of the previous evening played on repeat with painful clarity. What had she been thinking? No, wait, she hadn't been thinking, because if she had put a single thought into her actions, there is no way that the logical part of --

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ＳＯＬＯ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Ｃｒｏｓｓｉｎｇ⠀ａ⠀Ｌｉｎｅ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕖 ℍ𝕒𝕪𝕖𝕤

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Violet Sorrengail - Parody @oftempestborn.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

.˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳.༄ VIOLET SORRENGAIL ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ᴅɪᴇ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ. a mature & descriptive portrayal. adult themes ahead. MDNI. #FourthWing #Roleplay a muse of #beso VC: ThatObsessedReader

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

αllιe.j.нαyeѕ posted: A little Sunday selfie for my adoring fans 😜

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

"And for the record? You’re going to look incredibly sexy holding my purse at the Oscars. Just think of it as your ultimate reward for being such a good boy for your Queen." She laughs as she gives him a gentle pat on top of his head.

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Which means 𝘺𝘰𝘶 are now completely helpless under my lasso of truth." Grinning, she shifts slightly on his lap, feeling the heavy, reassuring weight of his hands on her hips, anchoring her to him. A wicked, satisfied smile tugs at her lips as she pulls back just enough to look into his eyes.

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

She lets out a low, teasing purr against his ear, nipping his skin as she leans down. "Bold claim, Di Laurentis. We already know that I'm your Kryptonite, as I constantly bring you to your knees. But personally? I think I see myself more as Wonder Woman.

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

God, he is so good at this, making her come undone with just his kisses, but she is not about to let him win the battle that easily. "Superman, huh?" Through the gasps of pleasure, Allie manages to find her voice, though it is noticeably breathier now, thick with the desire of his touch.

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

For a brief second, her brain completely short-circuits at his possessiveness. Pursing her lips, she tilts her head back, exposing her neck to allow him better access, one hand draped lazily over his shoulder while the fingers of her other hand wind around the soft hair at the nape of his neck.

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

A soft, breathless gasp escapes her lips as the warm glide of his mouth hits the sensitive skin of her throat. His deep, immediate response of “𝘖𝘩 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦.” rings in her ears just before his lips make contact, sending a sharp, electric spike of heat straight to her core.

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Elenα Gılbert - Pᥲrodყ @wingsofsorrows.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

―― 𝘌𝘓𝘌𝘕𝘈 𝘔𝘈𝘙𝘐𝘌 𝘎𝘐𝘓𝘉𝘌𝘙𝘛 ❛ 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮.❜ mature & dark themes ahead - MDNI descriptive/novella writer banter & sl’s welcome book/show portrayal S1-3 prefered

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

She may or may not have taken a trip to the boy aquarium between classes, so she has absolutely no idea how this pic got on her phone's camera roll.

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Summer Dı Lαurentıs - Parody @sassyinchanel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: 𝘚𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘳 𝘋𝘪 𝘓𝘢𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘴 :･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧ ♡ Novella & descriptive writer ♡ Book & show portrayal ♡ Mature themes / MDNI ♡ Adult mun, 25+ ♡ #OffCampus #BriarU A performance by #Cիαo𝚝icDivα

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GARRETT GRAHAM @smoothglides.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

GARRETT GRAHAM #44 18+ OFF CAMPUS VERSE SINGLE SHIPS WITH CHEM @nightingale22.bsky.social CROSSOVER , CANON & OC FRIENDLY

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ĦÆNNÆH ŴELLS @nightingale22.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Portray of Hannah wells New character not new rp Singleshipped with @smoothglides.bsky.social No minors 🔞 Oc and crossover friendly 21+ Admin 36 adult themes ahead Retweet please

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

|. You uploaded one about 19 minutes ago. I can see it on my TL if that is the one you mean.

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

"Just a weakness in general, or 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 weakness, babe?"

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The thought of spending forever with him coaxes a sudden, thrilling shiver down her spine—though that could also be her body's natural reaction to his arm sliding securely around her waist. She lets out a soft, melodic laugh, tilting her chin up to look at him through her lashes.

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

pressing a lingering kiss to each of those adorable, devastating dimples. "You make it sound like I am something I am not," she teases against his skin. "Not yet, anyway. But one day I will be the greatest actress to have ever lived, and you will be right by my side, holding my Oscar."

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

his skin. God. She loves the effect she has on him. How a simple touch from her can make this seasoned playboy come undone, leaving him to worship at her altar as if she possesses the powers of Aphrodite herself. His words of praise bring a rare blush to her cheeks, and she leans in closer,

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

kneeling at their feet, looking up at her in awe, mumbling how she is a true queen, in being able to lock down Di Laurentis for good. A wide grin is carved upon her lips as she gazes down into sparkling pools of blue, noticing the slight, telltale tension in his jaw and the heat radiating from

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

There is something entirely satisfying about using Dean Di Laurentis' lap as your own personal throne. Allie, utterly lost in her fantasy, is already picturing the crown atop her head, sparkling with the Heyward-Di Laurentis family jewels. Rows and rows of Dean's former conquests

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

She has spent three hours rehearsing a crying scene today, and honestly? She thinks she deserves an Oscar, or at least a really large iced coffee.

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𝙂𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙩 𝙂𝙧𝙖𝙝𝙖𝙢 @briarscaptain.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

❝ 𝗕𝗮𝗯𝘆, 𝗜 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘁 𝗱𝗿𝘆, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗜 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱𝗻’𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗱. ❞ Garrett Graham. Mature content. 21+. #OffCampus. ꜱᴄʀɪᴩᴛᴇᴅ ʙy #кηανє. VC: laras.booktokpage.

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

𝘋𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺...

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Looks like the perfect match, Di Laurentis.

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

She's deliberately ignoring him and those ridiculously sexy dimples.

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Allie Hayes - Parody @oftenacioussass.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

"It’s a good look on you, tough guy. If all it takes to get you to confess is a click of my fingers, I should have done it weeks ago."

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