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Dr Kristy Money

@ofjacob.bsky.social
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Professor. Remote testing neuropsychologist. Activist. Writer. Parent. Post-Mormon. Handmaid. Nolite te bastardes carborundorum. www.kristymoney.com

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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Required reading for the resistance. It explains why no matter how badly Trump mistreats MAGA 30% just won’t quit him. My question for Toby is—what will it take to overthrow fascism here and abroad? Since they really mean it and won’t stop and will back leaders if they keep promising those things
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/07/2026
Dr. Fauci had us wear masks during a global pandemic. RFK Jr. collects raccoon penises. But okay.
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Trump take game
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I had conversations with people like this but in real life. Also I was 12
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
@eddyflower.bsky.social woooohoo I didn’t know you were on here?!This place is so much better than FB these days right? When I was off FB I missed being able to see ya tho so I’m SO glad you’re here. I know you’re not my supervisor anymore but I feel compelled to say I’ve gone to every no kings
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Interesting times
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
“Air pollution fell substantially as Paris restricted car traffic and made way for parks, people-streets and bike-lanes.” Better for the climate, better for health, better for livability and quality of life. Common sense. Such a no-brainer, it’s remarkable that more cities HAVEN’T done the same.
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Paris said au revoir to cars. Air pollution maps reveal a dramatic change.
Air pollution fell substantially as the city restricted car traffic and made way for parks and bike lanes.
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
www.trampolinepoetry.com hey check out my Mormon religious trauma poems, I’m so proud,released today on the day that my people realized they’re on the Nazi’s menu for not being Christian enough. But really, we all know what’s going on. Fascism always needs fresh meat and will eat everyone in the end
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Trampoline Poetry
Trampoline Poetry
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The immense economic power of the richest Americans allows them to wield immense political power, too. They can pour millions into our elections to elect politicians that will continue to rig the system in their favor. We must end this vicious cycle.
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Sean Nelms @sarcasticpolitics.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Re-posting for no particular reason. Also a ‘talarico’ is Brazilian slang for guy who steals someone’s wife so all this low-T bullshit is about to backfire spectacularly on Miller and his nazi ilk
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, the affinity fraud capital of the US. Utah is #1 in so many things…
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
@meganromer.bsky.social please recruit Jimmy Kimmel to run as a true left presidential candidate TIA!
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Yeeeesssss
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
We were there!
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Hey @indivisiblenb.bsky.social any protests/rallys going on tomorrow for MayDay?
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Open the gates and seize the day y’all. No school, no work, no shopping Friday, MayDay. Let’s shut this whole thing down! The first of many strikes likely but this is the first and wouldn’t it be cool to tell your grandkids you were there for the first one?! And then kept it up until he’s done
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Judge John Hodgman @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
you may tehk our lives, but youuull nevehr take our FUNNNNDRIIIIVE!!
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Do EEET! And let the Bah-rrrrrritish see ya do eeet.
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Mark Ruffalo @markruffalo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Please check out my Substack substack.com/@markruff/no...
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
From your lips to Mormon Jesus’ ears. Utah needs an exit ramp off the crazy train
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
No doubt no doubt
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
happy Orban lost and the Pope is weak on crime day to all who celebrate, this could be a top 10 social media day because the night is still young
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Yall have the Mormon painter John Mcnaughten to thank for that AI monstrosity that copied his vibe of basically Trump as Jesus. This copy just says it outright
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
“You’re so VAAAAINNN, you probably think this papacy is about you”
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
@ericmgarcia.bsky.social can you maybe pass this around your colleagues pretty please? Would be magnificent if someone did it!
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
@timothysnyder.bsky.social loved your substack piece on Orban today but may I ask will Orban’s loss and then failure to convince anyone of foreign interference only sharpen Trump/Vance’s game in Nov? As in, well Orban only accused Ukraine no actual attack so we need to do what Putin didandhurt folks
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
@christianityon.bsky.social I’m a psychologist/level 1 asd diagnosed in grad school and was wondering if you’ve been watching Love OTS season 4? #2 on Neflix rn and I’ve had issues with it but now they put on a Mormon woman (I’m exmo), have lots of thoughts on purity culture! Would love to chat
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
So this is why an otter is myneurospicy spirit animal
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
@mettemarieivie.bsky.social heeeeyyyy friend long time no see!!! I’m trying to follow in your footsteps and write a book too :)
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I wrote this poem about my Mormon engagement ending at BYU, writing has helped me heal from a lot including lifelong anorgasmia, hope you like it! Mormons are only 1% of the US population but majorly over represented in reality tv. I wonder why? It’s a shitshow in Utah County, let me tell ya
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Eunoia Review @eunoiareview.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Mormon Jesus Second Coming they sent us the apocalypse memo in sunday school. but i missed the part where i didn't have to believe all of it. my friends ask me why i listened and took it all to heart when it's crazy but i can't lie so why would grownups lie to me? of course i believed them and…
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Mormon Jesus Second Coming
they sent us the apocalypse memo in sunday school. but i missed the part where i didn't have to believe all of it. my friends ask me why i listened and took it all to heart when it's crazy but i can't lie so why would grownups lie to me? of course i believed them and prepared for the end.
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Mormon Jesus Second Coming, by me :) Thank you Euonia Review!
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Mormon Jesus Second Coming
they sent us the apocalypse memo in sunday school. but i missed the part where i didn’t have to believe all of it. my friends ask me why i listened and took it all to heart when it’s cr…
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Eunoia published my poetry — and these are particularly important to me because writing them helped cure my lifelong anorgasmia from Mormon messaging/purity culture. Would love to know what you think!
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
We should celebrate these wins to keep fighting the good fight. This is the future: journalism is going to survive the fascist takeover, I know it. And will be one of the reasons we win
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Knowing the richest man in the world is deeply depressed and grasping at straws the rare times he is in the same room as his kids because he knows deep down he’s a terrible parent and empty inside brings me small surges of joy daily. I invite everyone to participate in this daily ritual
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
There is no god
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
“WE DO NOT NEED THE HELP OF ANYONE”!
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Remember the reason for the season folks
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Oooo this is gonna be good!
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Exactly. And if anyone needs testing don’t hesitate to reach out. I test and if you live in TX insurance will cover it
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Um, are the AI gods angry at us rn for being upset some of don’t like murder? Bring it—no better time than Monday to eat the rich
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
@jamestalarico.bsky.social I wrote this after hearing you speak in San Marcos, Austin A-Statesman liked it but we had to wait until after you won to prevent bias optics. I said fine, bc I knew you'd win, they edited out refs to how I think you're cute bcuz irrelevant :) - thank you for inspiring us!
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Talarico brings new spirit to a San Marcos once haunted by the Klan | Opinion
Where exclusion defined civic life a century ago, state Rep. James Talarico's call for equity now echoes across the square, Kristy Money writes.
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I published an op-ed today on Talarico and mentioned TWICE how handsome I thought he was, the editor rightfully took em out bc inappropriate but today she sent me this old tweet thinking I'd apppreciate it. HAHAHAHAHA yes, yes I do. My husband speaks fluent Portuguese but failed to mention this hmm
Talarico tweet of him explaining that his last name in Portuguese is slang for wife-stealer.  I find him terribly attractive but took references out about that in an op-ed I just published but the editor sent me this for validation. I feel truly validated.
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Hey @bencollins.bsky.social @katmabu.bsky.social great minds eh? Thank you SO much for fighting the good fight and keeping the anti fascists sane. this ex-Mormon pacifist is very grateful. Also I promise I’m not, like, actually skynet www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ai-...
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A.I. Checks in After Bombing Iran to See If You Still Think Its Bubble Is Bursting
“In order to strike a blistering 1,000 targets in the first 24 hours of its attack on Iran, the U.S. military leveraged the most advanced artificia...
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I’m front page McSweeny’s what the FUUUUUUUCK?!?!?!?! millenial teenage me would not believe it. I would not. I was just really, really angry last night and wrote it—is there a muse for unbridled rage? My fiancées dad at BYU mocked his son for loving a pacifist. Well WHO’S LAUGHING NOW Kevin Monson
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A.I. Checks in After Bombing Iran to See If You Still Think Its Bubble Is Bursting
“In order to strike a blistering 1,000 targets in the first 24 hours of its attack on Iran, the U.S. military leveraged the most advanced artificia...
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
@judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social ever since I read your first piece in McSweeneys in high school I’ve dreamed of this day. Partner and I saw you in Austin last year, love the podcast, thank you for being partly responsible for this most charmingly absurd literary magazine taking off
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I’m in the Statesman y’all! Reclaiming both my body AND my voice after leaving a cult and having five kids. I feel like Rachel Weisz in The Mummy with a twist: *I*…am a WRITER!” right before all the bookshelves fell like dominoes
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Talarico brings new spirit to a San Marcos once haunted by the Klan | Opinion
Where exclusion defined civic life a century ago, state Rep. James Talarico's call for equity now echoes across the square, Kristy Money writes.
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I do not regret to announce that Talarico will win in November. Anyone who’s heard him speak in person will likely agree with me. Carter, MLK Jr, JFK, and Bernie with a generous helping of Liz Warren. He’s incredible
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Dr Kristy Money @ofjacob.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Oh shit. Maybe there is a god after all because TALARICO WON!!!!!!!!!
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