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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
So I haven't been on here in a really really long time. Anyway, I rescued 10 hermit crabs. I'll try to post more photos. Meet Squash
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
So I haven't been on here in a really really long time. Anyway, I rescued 10 hermit crabs. I'll try to post more photos. Meet Squash
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Forest rose (turkey tail mushroom)
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Forest rose (turkey tail mushroom)
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Germander Speedwell @germanderspeedwell.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
It was 'giant insect day' when I visited this particular foreshore. Both of these creatures were upside-down and unable to right themselves, so I helped them up and gave them a log to steady themselves. I have now rehoused them in a less tidal habitat -around one of the street trees in my road.
A large plastic toy insect lying upside-down on the shingle of the foreshore.The same insect, now the correct way up, on a piece of driftwood. It has 6 legs and appears to be a bee (because of its striped abdomen). A cartoonish green plastic praying mantis, lying upside-down on the Thames foreshore, its legs sprawled in all directions. The same praying mantis, now the right way up, and appearing to clamber up a piece of driftwood.
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Some bright orange turkey tail mushrooms in these troubled times
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Some bright orange turkey tail mushrooms in these troubled times
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Twitter is down so here's a pepper I grew
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Twitter is down so here's a pepper I grew
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hibbary.bsky.social @hibbary.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
A small painting, acrylic on 5" by 7" illustration board.
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I see the p0rn bots have found their way here 🙄
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Alt text because it never let's me type it with the image: A chicken sitting in the middle of a dark room surrounded by several brightly lit computers, boards, and tech stuff. It feels overwhelmed.
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Got a new job and this is how I feel on the first day.
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Got a new job and this is how I feel on the first day.
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Juvenile Cooper's Hawk
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Juvenile Cooper's Hawk
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Carpenter bee on my pepper plant
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Carpenter bee on my pepper plant
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Fresh basil on cheap pizza heals the soul
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Big mood
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I haven't been on here in a hot minute so here's the update. Got a job, loved it. Lost the job because the person I was supposed to be replacing didn't leave so they didn't need me. Been on 5 interviews in 3 weeks, rejected on all, last one ghosted me. Had a mental breakdown. Anyway here's Nutmeg:
A groundhog sitting on top of a stack of round pavers
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I haven't been on here in a hot minute so here's the update. Got a job, loved it. Lost the job because the person I was supposed to be replacing didn't leave so they didn't need me. Been on 5 interviews in 3 weeks, rejected on all, last one ghosted me. Had a mental breakdown. Anyway here's Nutmeg:
A groundhog sitting on top of a stack of round pavers
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
This happened to me recently. Everything went great on the interview. Rejected.
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Please, go look at the comments on this YouTube video. They won't disappoint. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eEz...
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Please, go look at the comments on this YouTube video. They won't disappoint. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eEz...
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Close up of the box turtles orange pattern
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Male eastern box turtle
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
A tall white bird stands in a fancy room. The title says I just moved in this house and there is a great egret who just comes inside.
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Epic rainbow yesterday that looks like another planet passing by.
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Epic rainbow yesterday that looks like another planet passing by.
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
*chuckles* I'm in danger
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I remember a few years ago it got to 98F with full humidity it was June 28th, I know because I was doing a show and even win water I had to leave because I was going into heat stroke. That was a block away from the ocean. At my house it was 102.
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Mushroom feed cleanse
Three mushrooms sitting in a patch of moss.
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Mushroom feed cleanse
Three mushrooms sitting in a patch of moss.
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Nutmeg has returned! But she looks tired and uncomfortable. I think she's about to give birth. I saw her eating, but something definitely tried to eat her as she has scaring and patches of missing fur. Oh my sweet Nutmeg.
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Nutmeg has returned! But she looks tired and uncomfortable. I think she's about to give birth. I saw her eating, but something definitely tried to eat her as she has scaring and patches of missing fur. Oh my sweet Nutmeg.
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Eastern towhee
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Eastern towhee
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
It's incredibly sad that we live in a country that you have to be discreet about who you are or risk getting killed.
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
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peter griffin from family guy says oh my god who the hell cares in a classroom
ALT: peter griffin from family guy says oh my god who the hell cares in a classroom
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Persuade is an interesting way to spell force
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Smol
A small horseshoe crab the size of a US nickel balancing on a finger
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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a black and white drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' above them .
ALT: a black and white drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' above them .
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Can I interest you in a small acorn weevil in these trying times?
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
This is why i put jingle bells on my keys. If I've heard them, I remember them.
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
A screenshot of a comment that reads: being born in the 90s is like showing up to a carnival late and everything is starting to close down and people are leaving talking abouthow great it was
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
So, if you don't know, the red lightsabers in Star Wars are the bad guys
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
My friend has a big collection in his garage and stories to go with each piece
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
My friend has a big collection in his garage and stories to go with each piece
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Offshore Oddities @offshoreoddity.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Rune stones I carved from concretions
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