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A franchise with no direction, just morning Woody

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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 14h
We beat a guy who scouts massage parlors more than the other defense
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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 14h
Fuck Massage-ston and the rest of Cleveland
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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 14h
If we beat the Browns, ICE is next
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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG! Both teams smell like farts
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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All 53 fly for Netanyahu #WeDontMind
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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Watch out for cyclospora you'll JET feces out your butt
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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Before OTAs and summer camp begin, the #JETS suck
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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Geno Smith, seriously Geno
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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
What an honor it was to host #FIFA + The World Cup at #MetLife... the #JETS were every team that lost
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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Does it hurt watching everyone else win at Met-Life?? Woody is a chode
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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The Bears moving to Hammond is just as funny as sharing a stadium with another garbage home team. 7 combined wins between the Giants and Jets last season
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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Getting Boned, Shafted, Woody-ed, Johnson-ed all the same. We're signing Cousins to $56m/yr. This a franchise that fucks everyone, make no mistakes about that
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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Sam Darnold was never the problem. It's the guy named Boner Dick who owns the team
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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
If the #NYJETS were a fart, we'd accidentally be loud
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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
We're holding tryouts for our O-line, if you're a great, big fatty come to NJ/NY and eat at a diner and complete a #BangBang we're watching you, need to clear the plate by 4.69 #NYJETS
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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Thank goodness there are no Sharks in the #NFL, avoiding another L #WestSideStory
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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
BIG JETS WIN!!! AT THIS RATE WE'RE GONNA HAVE 9 WINS IN 5 YEARS #JETS #NYJETS
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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I'm gonna take the Westboro Baptist Church approach. The #JETS are winless as a punishment by God because Trump preyed on children
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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Lucky #7!! On our way to 0-17
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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Gonna break the Lion's record #0-17
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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
LOL AT YOUR DUMB FACE IF YOU'RE A JETS FAN #TOMVERK
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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Al smells
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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Caleb Williams blows
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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Trump is dumb
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Dale Ryder @kryton3298.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Giants suck too
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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
The Knicks are gonna choke but wait til you see us play, oh buddy! #NYJETS #JETSJETSJETS #NYJ #IMWALKINHERE
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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I think we're signing Rodgers #Jets #NYJets #JetsNation
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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
NEVER know your next move
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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
MVP of #MarchMadness gets to announce our #1pick! #NCAA #NFLDraft #Smarch We would've been #NIT
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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Who's a FA you're hoping we sign?? #NYJets #Jets #WeWont
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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
In the process of sending the @denver-broncos.bsky.social a 3rd round pick for Zac Wilson #JETS #NYJets
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Official NY Jets @officialnyjets.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
0-17
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