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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

SadDOOM Hussein www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A potential terror attack has been thwarted in the UK by a sleepy man www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

PDW Alignment Chart www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

BREAKING UPDATE on the missile situation: 2035 plans just revealed, what happens next will SHOCK YOU www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

USS Ford, redesigned according to trump's request www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Morale problems require steroid solutions www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Operation 'Epic TACO' www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

A parody of the old New York Times graphic of Saddam Hussein's hiding place, with a red cutout image of Trump hidden in an airline catering cart beneath Tacos and Diet Coke, being moved to a second plane that isn't Air Force 1 due to a reported threat to Air Force 1.

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Admin would like to apologize for the lack of posts, real life has been quite busy.

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

The century of naval humiliation will continue until testosterone level improves www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

Trump ordering the US Navy to, in order:
Cancel the FFG corvettes for upjumped Coast Guard cutters
Build the Trump-Class Battleships, which will cost $275 billion while taking up slipways for CVN (nuclear fleet carriers)
Ditch EMALS (Electromagnetic Launch System) for steam catapults on carriers
Move the entire island superstructure on upcoming carriers so they "look more like the carriers from WWII."

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

What we all want to see www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Babe, wake up, the Dogger Bank remaster just dropped. www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

It's the 1984 calendar meme. The woman is saying "The Russian navy just fired shots on a British civilian ship in the English Channel." The man and the woman are wearing British Navy jackets that are artfully photoshopped on, and the calendar is being flipped from 2026 to October 1904, a reference to the Dogger Bank incident, where the Russian second pacific squadron misidentified British fishing trawlers as Japanese torpedo boats on the Dogger Bank (which is nowhere near Japan) and opened fire, sinking one craft and killing a few British sailors - a worse outcome only prevented by poor gunnery and generally poor Russian seamanship.

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

F-35B Lighting II www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

A guide on go/no-go areas to pet an F-35B Lightning II. The no-go areas are primarily based around the control surfaces, landing gear, and engine nacelles, while most of the aircraft is good to go otherwise.

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

5th gens lose another one www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

A poster saying "Sorry we didn't know it was invisible," followed by a picture of an SU-57 "Felon" 5th-generation Russian fighter.

The "sorry" message is repeated in roughly a dozen languages below, followed by "Greetings from Ukraine"

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Falklands War 2: Milei Boogaloo www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Gentlemen, we've got him. The Strait can reopen now. www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

What the fuck is even happening anymore lmao www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Safe to say no heavy metal songs will be sung about this. www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

And you thought the F-22s were blue-ballin' www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Multipolarity bros... www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

A sad wojack with the Russian flag, surrounded by 4 "ditched his ally again" awards with Syrian, Venezuelan, Iranian, and Malian flags on them - all supposed allies or partners that Russia has been unable to help in the last few years when they had issues because of the focus on the Ukrainian war.

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

USS Breadnought www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

TRIPLE THE DEFENSE BUDGET NOW!! www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Based on a previous post of a decoy boat, instead of spending money and materials to build a dedicated decoy boats (which could go towards a carrier or one of its escorts), the US has thousands of them already. www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Hello world, welcome to 2026. www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Our Patron Saint www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Since no one has seen a globe before, how to actually control the Arctic sea lanes! (Hint, you don't need Greenland...) www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

The Battlefield of the Future is Here! www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

How to defend greenland www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Almost there www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

It just feels like 90% of people just forget Electronic Warfare systems exist, or underestimate them, or just don't know enough about them. www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

What would Stalin think? www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Most credible causus belli 2.0 www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

SEALs? More like, "Can't-Keep-Their-Mouths-SEALed" www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

A list of individual equipment for a Navy SEAL before leaving for their mission, including:

1: A gun
2: Armor and uniform
3: A book deal
4: Comms, optics, backpack and IFAK

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

It’s ok S-300 take all the time you need www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

An S300 TEL sits on a hillside in Venezuela, relaxing on a suntan chair sipping a can of WD-40, as President Maduro is spirited away by decidedly non-stealth helicopters.

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Wonder what's the return policy? www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

In one week russia will officially be at war with ukraine longer than the the nazis and the USSR in WW2, Putin remais a master strategist www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

guys, even the Indian Navy is outdoing the US navy at this point..... their procurement and shipyards are surprisingly good. www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Only the Ajax reduces an entire soldier to a soup-like homogenate in 30 seconds www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

An image in an old black and white print advertisement style:

Only the Ajax reduces an entire solider to a soup-like homogenate in 30 seconds.

Imagine what it can do for your samples.
* Powerful 600kW motor develops 800bhp
* Unique tissue disruption by mechanical shearing and cavitation
* Interchangeable generators to suit your sample
* Foam-reducing generators minimize sample aeration
* Optional speed controller, Ajax maintains constant speeds regardless of changes in solution viscosity

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

NORAD flexing on Santa deniers since 1955 www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

ALERT: NORAD detecting inbound track from North Pole, designated SANTA-01 www.noradsanta.org/en/map

noradsanta.org

Official NORAD Tracks Santa

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

My humble opinion on USS Defiant www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

That tweet was since deleted www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

POV: You're a serbian in 1991 www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Because the navy would rather have a glorified coast guard cutter with LCS-level of armament, as opposed to tolerate a FREMM with maybe less than optimal NAVSEA standard www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Today I shall bring Powerscaling brainrot to NCD www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

The F-15EX final form www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

An F-15EX with a truly improbable number of AIM-120D AMRAAMs attached to the rotary hardpoints for B-52 launchers below the wings.

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Look, nothing ever comes out exactly as you envision it. www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

Combat in 2025, expectations and reality.

An image of futuristic French soldiers is accompanied by the caption "Soviet supercopters are touching down, they're unloading light tanks and tactical motorcycles! Fall back and prepare to fire the mortar nukes!"

An image of a technologically advanced soldier accompanied by a small quadcopter is captioned "Targets are holed up tight, they've got sentry turrets covering the avenue. I want a Dart pocket-drone strike on the doorway and then we'll breach under smoke."

An image of an M240 firing from a bipod is accompanied by the caption of "SOMETHING MOVED IN THE TREELINE! MAGDUMP AND CALL ARTILLERY!"

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/r/NonCredibleDefense @officialncd.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Not directed at any existing or current nation on this planet - enjoy the pixels :) www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...

How some unnamed nation's redditors would react to an alien invasion today:

"Cold-fusion direct energy weapons? Yeah we literally made something like that which ran for 0.2 seconds in 1970. We've had this for decades man."

"Don't worry everyone, we only lost in those wargame simulations cause we are supposed to. It's gonna be different in real life... believe it!"

"It's going to be like that time *insert rival nation* overstated their capabilities 50 years ago. It's going to happen again this time!"

"SecDef: We are so fucked, this is the tenth city we've had to give up in a week." "He's just saying that to get more funding guys!!!"

"Guys, if they have that mach 10 plasma-firing hovercraft tank, guess what goodies we've been holding onto in secret :)"

>100kt point defence turret vaporises half the navy through a vectorless attack
"We've actually made a sketch of that in 1789, this isn't new technology buddy."

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