Samus Aran @officiallysamus.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Kick back and relax. Use telekinesis to grab a drink. Woo hoo. Ugh. Is there anything to do around here? 230
Samus Aran @officiallysamus.bsky.social · 14/10/2025"I remember that time I updated my pfp on twatter and the source image had two variations. Caused a lot insecure guys to beg me to tell them which one was the actual one I used. You can guess why." 010
Samus Aran @officiallysamus.bsky.social · 14/10/2025"What have I missed?" Looks at my phone. "What the fuck happened while I was gone!?" 260
Samus Aran @officiallysamus.bsky.social · 12/05/2025"Obligatory check-in on all of you. Behaving?" -Be back in a year. XD 110
Reposted by Samus AranSamus Aran @twinksamus.bsky.social · 27/12/2024💠Handle change from femboysamus to twinksamus. Maybe that will stop people from requesting me to rp as an underage version. >:/ I'm seriously disappointed in some of you. 021
Reposted by Samus AranThe Syncopated Minds @thesyncopatedminds.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Oh. Florida. I hope you get everything you deserve. Enjoy the blue balls after January 1st. 121
Reposted by Samus Aran⟦𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙸𝙺⟧ @sheikahoflegend.bsky.social · 20/12/2024"I want that twink eradicated!" -Ganondorf probably 061
Reposted by Samus AranMagma @ffoxxtrott.bsky.social · 13/12/2024COMM >>> Sheik tats 🔥🔥🔥 #Sheik #zelda #tattoo #BOTW #divinebeasts 083
Samus Aran @officiallysamus.bsky.social · 19/12/2024"Not me constantly getting stuck... Nooooo... I probably shouldn't work my legs so much at the gym." 4121
Samus Aran @officiallysamus.bsky.social · 17/12/2024"So. Nintendo took down a bunch of nsfw stuff from my twatter, confirming that all of it was canonical." 230
Samus Aran @officiallysamus.bsky.social · 12/12/2024💠Do I dare make an account for an old cringe slenderverse oc.... 031
Samus Aran @officiallysamus.bsky.social · 12/12/2024"Morning all. Except those who sleep on the left side of the bed." She's bored. 362
Samus Aran @officiallysamus.bsky.social · 09/12/2024"Oh good! I'm not the only Samus that does this!" 010
Samus Aran @officiallysamus.bsky.social · 08/12/2024"Every time I open this app, I'm seeing weirder and weirder things... Please don't make me regret opening it in public..." 250
Samus Aran @officiallysamus.bsky.social · 07/12/2024"I should start a Council of Samus... I've seen so many of me as of late it would be kinda funny." 140
Samus Aran @officiallysamus.bsky.social · 07/12/2024"You're knuckles are reloaded. a time to crack them." 100
Samus Aran @officiallysamus.bsky.social · 07/12/2024💠At some point, I'll get to finishing my pinned with more information. I'm just too lazy. 020
Samus Aran @officiallysamus.bsky.social · 07/12/2024💠 WELP! My nights just been ruined. Just saw a lewd Gregory from FNAF account posting porn. BLOCK 110
Samus Aran @officiallysamus.bsky.social · 06/12/2024"I'm a ten... But... I will end up locking my legs around you during sex." 470
Samus Aran @officiallysamus.bsky.social · 30/11/2024"One, He was one of the generic donors that allowed me to survive on the Chozo homeworld, so in a sense, he's one of the three Bird dads I've had. And two... I kinda stopped his evil plan to take over the galaxy." She shrugged. "My life is weird." 000
Samus Aran @officiallysamus.bsky.social · 29/11/2024"As me your questions and I'll provide the answers. I can't tell you what you want to know without hearing you out~" 010
Samus Aran @officiallysamus.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Wait until he sees her without all her armor on. 100
Samus Aran @officiallysamus.bsky.social · 27/11/2024"Some of you have never been choked out by a paternal figure and it shows." 041
Reposted by Samus AranThe Syncopated Minds @thesyncopatedminds.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I'm gonna remove the H... 021
Samus Aran @officiallysamus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024". . . would." That's all she said. There's nothing else going on in her head. 010
Samus Aran @officiallysamus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024💠I swear... if that fucker finds me here again, or makes another account after I blocked them again! UUUGH! 000
Reposted by Samus AranSamus Aran @twinksamus.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Doing this on my @officiallysamus.bsky.social account as well. Any questions asked will be answered on both accounts. ngl.link/samusaran1ngl.link@SamusAran: send me anonymous messages!@SamusAran: send me anonymous messages! 111
Reposted by Samus Aranℙ𝕚𝕥! @angelicarrows.bsky.social · 20/11/2024𝙃𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙮 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙡𝙮... ...𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙚'𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙪𝙙 𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙚. ♡ « ♡ + ↻ » 3118
Samus Aran @officiallysamus.bsky.social · 20/11/2024💠Im loving the new UI update. It's really nice! 000
Samus Aran @officiallysamus.bsky.social · 20/11/2024💠I've done the thing. If you want to bully a 19 year old Femboy version of Samus, you may. 010
Reposted by Samus AranSamus Aran @twinksamus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024"It can't be that hard to be a bounty hunter... Right?" 19 year old Femboy Samus #MetroidRP #MVRP #RPSky 12012
Samus Aran @officiallysamus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024"My brain has stopped functioning at its highest capacity... goddamnit." She can't even focus on two things right now. 100
Samus Aran @officiallysamus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024💠I made the Famboy Samus account... may God have mercy on my soul. 010
Samus Aran @officiallysamus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024💠Do I dare make an account just for my 19 year old version of Samus? 100
Samus Aran @officiallysamus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024💠A few of my rp friends who have yet to make the move over... 020
Samus Aran @officiallysamus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024"I'm a ten... but... I have massive parental issues that will need to be addressed at some point." 230
