iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

experiencing lap steel fatigue? you may be entitled to compensation

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i know i’m at the wrong bar when a double shot is smaller than a single the gays would pour for me

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

leaning on something feels so good. physically, emotionally, spiritually. its great to lean on something

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

feeling sick and saying “i feel sick” to myself every five minutes

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i’m sick of people thinking i’m stupid just because i’ve forgotten everything that ever happened to me and i have the memory of a goldfish and also i’m stupid

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

overstimulating my wife at the low stimulation mexican restaurant by flashing her one of my titties

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

the best part of playing drums in a band is getting to sit down

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

charli xcx saved rock n roll

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

proposal for new oscar category: a guy falls

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

i hate getting weird looks from parents when i go to a ten am showing of minions vs monsters in 3D. obviously i’m high…you’re weird for coming here sober.

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

its always the ugliesttttt guys in a “christ is king” shirt

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

half your age plus seven is for number of beers you can drink on your birthday right?

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

lisa rinna canceled for doing oompa loompa face

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

the best artists i know work in trades or service industries. this world is not fair at all

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

feed a bitch a mix and she releases one song. teach a bitch to mix and she releases music for the rest of her life.

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

who knew the greatest thrills in life are listening to podcasts in ross dress for less

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

something beautiful about 198 is no matter which way you arrange the digits: 918, 891, 981, 189, or 819, its divisible by 9 each time!

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

weed is kind of the opposite of food bc when ur drunk food helps and weed often makes it worse and also when ur stomach hurts weed helps and food often makes it worse

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

bluesky is finally peak (2017 twitter)

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

adam scott has been robbed time and time again by not being people magazine’s sexiest man alive

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

seriously? you’re treading on me when i specifically asked you not to??

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

why does a cursive G look like that. literally why do you need that much attention

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

oh you have a theory that this popular movie was actually all in the main character’s head? holy shit. i’m floored. you should write a vice article about 12 years ago

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

call me laura the way i’m dern with your ass

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

i will never in my life say “bet”

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

alex said “did you hear about the non-binary mechanic?” and i thought it was a setup to a joke but i guess there is a new non-binary mechanic in town

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

last night was an instagram reel from an account with no followers

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

i wish that every time that i closed instagram and then opened instagram again i would get shot with a gun

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

fuck marry kill hezekiah obadiah ezekiel

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

the W in george w bush stands for wuvs

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

just remembered the kid in my fourth grade class named Freeman Slaughter. his legal, christian name was Freeman Slaughter.

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

do you think when slayer and stuff wrote all those riffs they were like “guys… 🥺 does this riff sound stupid or is it kind of tough 😩” to the group chat

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

family comes into my job, mom wearing a t-shirt that reads “it is well with my soul” one kid hits the other and its as she grabs his arm so tight and starts spanking him right there that i notice her bible verse tattoo. she asks if the dijon vinaigrette is spicy. the dad winks at me. they tip 16%

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

alex just said no more clairo in the car…during women’s history month…

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

do you remember where you were when you found out what a blumpkin is?

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

you either die a poppunk band or live long enough to get a lap steel player

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

i have a debilitating neurological condition where i want to call all of my friends bae

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

on the plane thinking of funny quips to say if someone spills a drink on me

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

i would love to live in a GIFless world

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

lets get the joyce manor band on Traitors

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

seriously….no one was going to tell me party rock is in the house tonight?

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

I love when my therapist brings up scandoval

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

I love when a tweet is so clearly aimed at covering all the possible bases of any way someone could get mad at them. Puritanical culture is now PRitanical culture. And I’ve trademarked that!

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Steely dan song playing in my dream

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

I think we could do it if we tried

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Listening to my chemical romance…. Good!

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

I wish i was a normie w a desk job but instead i watched a sims 2 fan made music video for sk8er boi by avril lavigne every day in 4th grade and now i have bad tattoos and no college degree

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chelsea @officialkesha.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Cool thing about working at a bar is when someone is being weird its like oh right this guys wasted

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