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Is it better to be in the caboose during a train crash? Idk what else to put here, but was an interesting thought nonetheless.

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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 16h
The way Plushtrap sits in this picture is literally the most thug-gangster ass-shit like holy hell it's so badass
feel free to screenshot
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Plague of Shadows is to Shovel of Hope What Cars Race-O-Rama is to Maternational
I wish I got money and bitches like him... *has a daydream about it*Who's this schmoe again?Doesn't have Mater in the title The Enchanted Tiki Room: Under New Management
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just a reminder for everyone We as human beings had the idea for enemas before the one about disinfecting yourself by washing your hands
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People will genuinely post shit like this on R34 and it'll still get RP and dumb shit in the comments
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Oh no, he's hot." - Joel Vinesauce chat, 2020
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Please stop putting pet obituaries on my feed, I cannot take it anymore
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
bro look at this duuuuude uhju uhju wait till you see the f- uhhujuJUJUJUUU NO NO NO NO ohhhHOHOo ohh uhhuhhuhh GYYKHAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA, AAA LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD HEEEEEEEE HAHAHAHAAA LOOK AT THOSE LIPS HASJHJDHWRUI
Queen Conch
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Frosted Flakes should be the closest thing to eating sugar glass, but unfortunately we have free will
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Do salmon ever eat their eggs and realize how lucky they are to get free caviar?
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Wuhu Island is like heaven on Earth, but like... There's one loop of highway with no guardrails. Above water. This is not to even mention the free access volcano
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
youtu.be/iad-Ieh8KyQ?... Dear God, more people need to give attention to this. It's a lot more effort than anyone could ever expect for an animatic. I give them full marks!
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For The Gaze ✨ Deltarune Tenna Animatic
YouTube video by saltavenegar
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Frankfurter Frnkfurter Frnkurter Frnurter rnurtur rnurtu rurtu rrtu rru ru u
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Wubbles @wubbwarg.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
STOP PUTTING THESE FUCKING BUTTONS ON EVERYTHING I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Jon Arbuckle and JonTron swap lives for a week, who survived and who thrives?
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The sun has small dick energy
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
[influencer vertical camera] "summer is here! and the only way I like to stay cool is from the toilet water supreme at thortons~!" [does little peace sign before dipping cupping some toilet water out of the fucking toilet like the scum they are]
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
What if they made a game called Dung Dude and there was a desert level where you go into the Sphinx and it was called the Sphinxter?
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Wanted to make a good, earnest Pride Month joke, but I have no good ideas. youtu.be/MYG3unYlI9w?...
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Wow! Dude, Pride Rock!
YouTube video by YMS Highlights
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Step on me? What am I, some kind of walkway? A type of footpath? Am I just a trail to you!?
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Bruh, a fucking business company dared to follow me, so I blocked them and made them feel bad That's right Broomstick Mcgee or whatever you're called, I hope you have a terrible day
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
@crestamorph.bsky.social
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Weeeeellcome to- Squidward's Tiki Laaaaaaannd Hoo haa ho, tiki tiki!!
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The brainrot of yesteryear vs. the brainrot of today:
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Life hack: If you go onto furry porn websites but you're not a furry, you don't have to be left out. Just put in the tag 'not_furry' in order to stay a furry-less virgin. Simple!
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Why did i put this down here?
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Father and son
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The Banandiumtone puzzle feels like if I asked Lockheed Martin to make me an indestructible safe with a reality warping lock. To hold a peanut.
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I'm certain that Mr. Freeze could never be as evil as dentists that suck/blow cold air onto your teeth to make them hurt Like I'm sure he'd say "Woah woah, that's a line too far!"
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Albert Einstein was on some serious incest shit, like wdym everything is relative???
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Hey @grayfruit.bsky.social, you might wanna check on Lark. He's not looking so hot...
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
God the internet sucks, I just got recommended a video of a drunk driver nearly nailing a mother and her two kids with their jeep. Right under it was this video
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Peter Griffin: "Man, this is worse than that time when we had to Escape from Bug Island for the Wii (2007)!" Lois Griffin: *gets killed by a gorilla*
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Mattress ads be describing your current bed like the homicidal fold-up chair from Charlie Brown thanksgiving
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Why can you just tell that you're about to have diarrhea/vom? Why does your body reeeeeealllly want you to know you fucked up? I KNOW I ATE SOMETHING BAD, THE IMPENDING DOOM DOESN'T HELP
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
undertale?
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
"Shoutout to my girlfriend for having a baby." A post-apocalyptic thing I just heard at random
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
My favorit video of mouse on youtub e I hope u like youtu.be/K8DBs0QLqq4?...
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Does anybody remember Garfield's Pet Force? Comment below if you want to fuck Buff Garfield
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
One Punch Man is so stupid. Like, he punches like a bajillion times. Is it one punch per guy, cause that doesn't make sense either!
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Songs to give you instant boner pt. 2 youtu.be/JBYsFo-8X4A?...
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BowWow's Been Stolen! - The Legend Of Zelda: Link's Awakening
YouTube video by Octavio Morales
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Songs to give you instant boner pt. 1 youtu.be/Uzn0L18kEqw?...
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HANGIN' IN THE BALANCE
YouTube video by Sonic and the Dragon's Path
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
When the food ad has some annoying fucking person chewing with their lips like they have to savor every millisecond or their house will get burned down
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
When I use the Jar Jar bird in Angry Birds Star Wars II and I end up missing the target
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
This would fix me.
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
mario kart world
It Mario, lookin' fly as hell with the jeans from old navylobster roller: the best car in the gamecow DK REFERENCE DK REFERENCE DK REFERENCE DK REFERENCE DK REFERENCE DK REFERENCE DK REFERENCE DK REFERENCE DK REFERENCE DK REFERENCE DK REFERENCE DK REFERENCE 
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Welcome back to the Rectum Spectrum, where we take the time to appreciate some of the world's finest anus. I'm your host, Bungh Whoule
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
@grayfruit.bsky.social Do you have a Wario? Real or imagined?
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Tool-Assisted Speedrun clips @tasnocontext.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Game: Super Smash Bros. Melee (2001, GC) TAS Author: mugg1991 Source: youtu.be/LHnCOSZ-tf4
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
The virgin Tiki Tak Tribe vs the Chad Kremlings
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OfficialDKOilDrum @officialdkoildrum.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Pikmin fans be loving creatures named the "Acrid Sneepgrongler" or the "Presumptuous Bowbrop" and dude, that's what I live for.
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