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SPFX and Pyrotechnics. Bunny Dad. Moderate/Liberal hybrid. Unrepentant smartass. My opinion is worth exactly what you paid for it.

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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 7h
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"If you clap a little bit more, I may share this prize with Trump." NAVI PILLAY WINS THE INTERNET AND NOBEL PRIZE
SHE WAS MINDING HER OWN BUSINESS IN NUREMBERG WHILE HE BEGGED IN THE OVAL OFFICE. OSLO PICKED THE JUDGE.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 22h
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Elon Musk’s Foreign Interference World Tour Just Landed in Canada. Again.
Germany, Britain, Brazil, Australia, and now Canada. Musk keeps meddling in every democracy that won’t kneel.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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WHY YOU’D HAVE TO BE FUCKING INSANE TO EVER FUCK WITH CANADA
A Vermont cheesemaker went from gangbusters to zero cases after one man’s 51st-state fantasy, and even he reckons the Canadians got it right.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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CARNEY TOTALLY SMOKES TRUMP: NO WONDER HE'S FUCKING LAUGHING
Trump has booked himself a grovelling Canadian apology with a deadline on it. The bloke he's waiting on is busy selling record amounts of oil to China.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Canadian Who Moved His Family Of 10 To Russia To “Get Away From The Gays” Now Being Refused Residency Unless He Joins Russian Military in Ukraine.
Arend Feenstra, Like American Derek Huffman, is about to become worm food in Ukraine because he didn’t want his kids to be exposed to “woke” homosexuality in Canada. Oh, Well.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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The Renee Good Wrongful Death Lawsuits
A trial lawyer breaks down why this family has a winning cases against the United States
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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DC judge permanently dismisses case charging ex-Olympian with vandalizing Reflecting Pool
A judge in Washington has agreed to permanently dismiss a criminal case charging a former Olympian with vandalizing the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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REMIND ME TO NEVER FUCK WITH CANADA
He brought a sledgehammer. They brought a scalpel and a map of his own marginal seats. Guess who’s bleeding.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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DRILL, BABY, DRILL: THE BIGGEST OIL PRODUCER ON EARTH CAN'T FILL ITS OWN FUCKING TRACTORS
Louisiana refines more fuel than almost any state going, and it just declared a state of emergency over diesel. Six bucks a gallon, in the Sheikh of Mar-a-Lardo's backyard.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Rats Are Fleeing the Sinking Ship
But they have waited too long and are still too few in number to change the outcome of a likely Democratic tsunami
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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USDA Announces Highest-Level Recall of More Than 167,000 Pounds of Meat
Star Meat Delivery, Inc., in collaboration with the USDA’s Food Safety and Inspection Service (FSIS), is recalling over 167,000 pounds of raw beef, pork, and goat. The meat is under a Class I recall a...
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Trump's 8 AM Canada Meltdown, Fact-Checked Line by Pathetic Line
He can't win the trade war, so he's inventing a Canadian collapse from his Truth Social bunker.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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BREAKING: Trump and Netanyahu Are Trying to Bankrupt The International Criminal Court Before It Comes For Them. Innocent Men Don't Do That.
Republicans say they're going to “get crushed.” Netanyahu is polling at 18 seats. So the two War Criminals with warrants and exposure are burning down the court before the ICC comes for them.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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It's Over, America: Canada Accepts EU Invite And Mark Carney Just Torched Trump in Front of All of Europe and Canada Is Never Coming Back
Carney accepted the EU’s Invitation as Europe gives Mark Carney a standing ovation. Canada's old life with America is dead for good. Here’s why.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Mike Johnson Sent Congress Home for Seven Weeks. Try That at Your Job.
An impeachment vote, an AI crisis, a misconduct reform, and 700 of his own bills left sitting on the desk. Any other employee in America would be fired by lunch.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Radical thought: maybe if Trump had left the Kennedy Center alone they wouldn’t have had all those performers cancel and they’d have had the money for repairs and renovations?
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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EUROPE JUST PROPOSED TO CANADA ON LIVE TV. TRUMP WASN'T EVEN FUCKING INVITED TO THE WEDDING
Four days from anonymous leak to standing ovation. While Trump banned cheese and Putin rented an army, a bloke playing 6D chess quietly got Canada engaged to an entire continent.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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BREAKING: The EU Just Made Canada Its First Associate Member. Trump Just Lost Canada, 214k Jobs And A Trillion Dollars.
Canada is the EU's first associate member as of this morning. 4 million barrels a day, 86% of America's potash, half its aluminum and a trillion dollars in GDP say Trump picked the wrong fight.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So…has Trump threatened to use his space-based weapons on anyone yet? It sounds like the sort of thing he’d do.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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GOOD NEWS, DONALD: YOUR TARIFFS ARE FINALLY WORKING. FOR FUCKING CANADA.
An honest Aussie accounting of the positives, because we're fair like that. Plus I fucking love Canadian Maple Syrup. Buckle up: SWEARY STUFF AHEAD
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Canada Isn't Turning to China. It's Doing Something Much More Dangerous.
The fight over Canada isn't about trade. It's about whether a sovereign country can diversify its way out of dependence — and what happens to American power if it does.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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BREAKING: A Republican Just Filed War Crimes Charges Against Trump’s Secretary of War. On the Same Day the FBI Director Had to Explain the Bestiality Thing.
Thomas Massie’s 34 pages are not a stunt. They’re a prosecution file with the dates already filled in while Kash Patel told the Senate why “victims of bestiality” should be FBI agents.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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IRAN JUST GIFT-WRAPPED A ONE-WAY TICKET FOR TRUMP TO DESTINATION FUCKED
The Houthis took Mocha on Thursday. Oil went through $105. And the bloke who promised two-dollar petrol has eight weeks until an election. Do the maths, because he clearly fucking hasn’t.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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🇨🇦BREAKING: Canada Is Joining Europe. Not As A Guest. As A Founder, And It’s Happening This Week
While Trump bans our whisky under a 1930 law and negotiates from a golf cart, Mark Carney is in Strasbourg building the thing that replaces America as the new leaders of the free world.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Picture from the tv show SPACE:1999 captioned “Happy Breakaway Day to all who celebrate “
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Another reason I’m pissed off by the phrase “President Trump’s FTC” on the Amazon Prime settlement - the investigation started under Biden.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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🇨🇦BOMBSHELL: Canada and Ukraine Signed a 100-Year Partnership That Shuts Out the US And The Trump Crime Family Making Canada a Drone Superpower Overnight
Two declarations, millions of drones, a Patriot alternative without Washington, critical minerals, sovereign AI, and Ukraine's combat data. The Trump Crime family wanted it. Canada got all of it.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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TRUMP’S TARIFFS ARE SO GOOD, USA FACTORIES ARE FUCKING OFF TO CANADA
Wildlife Acoustics did everything MAGA claims to want: American-built, sold to 200 countries. The tariffs rewarded it with a 30% penalty and a moving van.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Trump Just Fired His Last Bullet at Canada, A Flurry Of Bullshit Anti-Canadian Proclamations That Amount To Absolutely NOTHING.
Canada’s counter-tariffs kicked in at midnight. It took him 16 hours to answer, and the answer was five press releases that prove he has nothing left.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Carney Broke Him
Punishing Canadian tariffs targeting Trump’s America began at midnight so he spent the weekend rage posting cartoons of him beating Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney unconscious with a hockey stick
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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I STAND WITH CANADA, AND SO DOES EVERY FUCKING AUSSIE
The bloke who called it the greatest trade deal ever made is now tariffing it to death. An angry Australian explains why that's our fight too.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Trump Just Launched The Dumbest Anti-Canada Truth Social Post Ever And Someone Needs To Call The Doctor. JFC.
He can't explain the post. His staff can't explain the post. He’s big mad that Canada and Carney stopped taking his calls three weeks ago and he’s losing his mind. Completely.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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The Daily Dean Newsletter: Sunday, September 7, 2026
Go F*** Yourself, Scott: A Bessent Background Check · Trump’s Dumbest Anti-Canada Post Ever · MAGA’s Death By A Thousand Canadian Cuts · Trump Is Building Hitler’s Arch · He Just Threatened To Stop Tr
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST RAN OUT OF FUCKING PASSENGERS
A Tennessee shrine to the MAGA movement once shook with chanting crowds. Last Month a bloke named Dan was vacuuming an empty shop.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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BREAKING: King Carney Just Yanked $4.7 Billion Out of America’s Rail Industry and Trump Melted Down On Camera Calling Canada a Bigger Threat Than Russia And China.
The beatings will continue until he's gone, America. Sorry, not sorry.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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THEY’RE NOT PAUSING A WAR. THEY’RE FUCKING STAGING ONE
The White House found the off switch. It's just waiting until your vote clears.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Postal Service work to comply with Trump's executive order is rushed and sloppy, a whistleblower contends
A whistleblower for the U.S. Postal Service is warning that a new mail ballot system being hastily built to comply with President Donald Trump's executive order restricting that method of voting could...
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Trump Just Invited Putin To Miami While Declaring Economic War On Canada. This Is Not A Coincidence.
The polling says his fight with Canada is political suicide and he’s doing it for ONE man.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It’s that time of year again… apnews.com/article/hous...
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House passes short-term funding bill to avoid a shutdown before the election
The House has passed a short-term measure to fund the federal government into early December. The move is designed to avoid a chaotic shutdown as lawmakers campaign for reelection.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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‘Stop trying to be tough’: Carney fires back at Trump as US-Canada trade fight escalates
Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney says the Trump administration needs to “stop doing memes, stop throwing shade and stop trying to be tough.”
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
While replacing a toilet float valve isn't the most complex home repair, it's enough of a flexibility challenge that my back and I aren't on very good speaking terms at the moment. Still, it was worth it to stop the toilet from running all the time.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Our Generals Have No Confidence in Hegseth
It is abundantly clear.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE? I Brought My Son to the Bar Where Fascism Was Born to Find Out.
Live from Munich, Day One. Marienplatz, the Hofbräuhaus, and the 75-year bill America is about to sign for its kids.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
While I don't like Melania, I will give her credit for being able to (usually) keep a smile on her face while standing next to Trump.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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CANADA JUST RAIDED AMERICA'S GREATEST MINDS LIKE A SMILING FUCKING ASSASSIN
Einstein fled to America when the strongmen came for science. Now the boats run the other way. Inside Canada's half-billion-dollar raid on Harvard, MIT, and everything Trump was too busy to defend.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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We Lace Up.
The tariff playbook the Americans ignored has been open the whole time
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy Skynet Self-Awareness Day to all who celebrate.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Put My Name On It Or We Knock It Down: Trump’s Justice Department Just Threatened To Demolish The Kennedy Center In A Court Filing
They told a federal judge that if he blocks the President’s Kennedy Center renovation, it will be “demolished replaced it with an outdoor amphitheatre.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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🇨🇦🇪🇺 Canada Is Getting Invited to the EU. Trump Should Be Terrified.
Ursula von der Leyen just handed Mark Carney the best seat in Strasbourg. 57% of Canadians want in. Here’s what a Canada-EU union actually looks like, why it’s closer than anyone in Washington thinks.
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OfficeBob @officebob.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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BREAKING: Trump Is Now Quietly Begging Canada to Make It Stop
Five days into Trump’s “we don’t need Canada” campaign, the regime is quietly begging Canada for a lifeline. Because of course he is.
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