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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I made a BIG FELLA This has been in the works for months, but I just recently ordered large safety eyes I did the fins & assembly tonight For some reason, my face doesn't lay as flat as the example image, but it just looks like a kissy mouth haha Have some "boy I'm tired, but it's done" pictures

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Sat my lunchbox down for a second while I took my shoes off and ... "Stop it! STOP IT! Can't you hear it? Yes, I did it! I did it! I took the boots! They're here, under the floor boards! Please, make it stop! It's the squeaking of the hideous boots!"

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Rainy evening puzzle time. The pieces are lenticular and very trippy to put together, but it's done! Frankie "helped."

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Good Thing Chronicles: I randomly saw the Goodyear Blimp driving home. I pulled over and managed to get shots as it went right over me.

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Using some of my beads to make candy now. A first for me! The elastic I have is kind of thin so this is ... fragile. But I know the pattern for the future!

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

"Of course I got the childhood figurines," I said, normally, like a normal person. #kakagai

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

A mix of many things that I like, with a One Piece majority 💙

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Planted my peach tree and found some perfectly placed dandelions in my shadow.

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Seriously though, I'm a cleaning machine. (I didn't get rid of the tarot curtains. They're just in the wash).

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Did a major closet clean and found these two. I think I got these back in the 4!Kids days. Sanji spins his legs if you move his arm and Zoro's swords attach with magnets.

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

The new ride! A name will be forthcoming when I get to know her better. After playing with the seat adjustment, it barely felt like a different car. But MAN, I'm gonna miss my old gal after 10 years

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

It's finally here!! Thank you for all of the hard work @vweddingzine.bsky.social ! I can't wait to read it!

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

This year's Empty Bowls Fundraiser find.

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Had some much needed craft time and made my first Easter "nutcracker." (It doesn't actually have a cracky part, but beggars can't be choosers).

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Mum won a baby bigfoot in a radio contest. I've decided to make him seasonal hats, like a porch goose. Here's the first!

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Since several friends on FB were adamantly spoken ... It is now up to the organizers to decide if my surprisingly adoring public gets their serving of beef cakes this year.

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

My big, brave baby got spayed today. She's making very slow and groggy biscuits. Everything went well and now she's just gotta recover.

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Bought some pom pom makers and (after some trial and error) I made some to finish my granny square jester hat! I put it on to photograph it and Frankie decided she wanted to be part of the photoshoot. I had the brim folded up but I feel like I prefer it down.

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Put together a Lego kit I got ... last year? Two years ago? (I also have another one 🤫) Either way, he's adorable and he has a moving mouth just like a real nutcracker!

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

What are some of your favorite female character designs? (100000% agree with Haruka and Haruko btw)

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

My nutcracker collection in 2020 vs. this year. I officially can't fit any more. I wasn't even able to put all my mini ones out. The elevated display is thanks to a shelf that dad built me, which is fantastic. Unless I see a super unique one that knocks my socks off, I think I'm at my limit.

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Forgot to turn my alarm on, but miraculously woke up just 15 minutes after it should have rang. Thought, boy, that was lucky! But it's only been downhill from there.

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Hi, I'm Pie. I'm apparently 77 years old and spent most of this year feeling like a melancholy gay cowboy. Leave a number in the replies and I'll give you a song from my Top 100 <3

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

A few days late for the first full bloom, but my Thanksgiving cactus is showing up big time this year.

A Thanksgiving cactus covered in pinkish red blooms that are in various stages of opening.

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Finally found some use for a few mega-sized gacha capsules I thought had potential. This is also the first time I've worked with sparkle yarn. It wasn't bad! But I don't think I'd use it regularly. Now that I know I can do this I can do all sorts of colors ✌🏻

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

The old Punxsutawney Phil's restaurant is a super discount store now? They have a ton of cheap stuff from Target pallets. I got the cats some shrimp toys and Franky is obsessed. She wouldn't stop thrashing. Bubs prefers the crinkle packet of cocktail sauce.

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

It was still there when I came home, so you KNOW my dumbass turned around, parked on a blind curve and ran to 'rescue' it. She's going to get a lovely wash and dry and live in our house now.

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Sometimes you go to a yard sale at a back roads farm close to Halloween and it's the 50th Anniversary of RHPS. And sometimes that farm has "a black kitten that they want gone." And sometimes you come home with Frankenfurter aka Franky. Only a day and she already made friends with our other cats.

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Saw this beauty getting ready to chow down on a deer alongside the road. This is the 3rd time I've seen one in the wild. I also made some great finds at a yard sale today!

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Greensburg and Latrobe Goodwills were good to us today. Like I'm NOT gonna buy an Appa onesie and a pirate ship?

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

I saw a clip from Kaiju No. 8 awhile back and thought to myself that Kafka is 100% the kind of character I'd adore. Well, I found the first several volumes on Libby and I barely made it past 2 chapters before confirming I was absolutely correct.

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

I'm sorry, cough drop wrapper, I can't do a proper battle cry because I'M COUGHING! Do your job.

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

I'm terrible at remembering to post here. I did indeed win 1st place for my cat! (Though it was the only thing in the category haha) Still, not bad for my fair debut! Next year I've already got plans to make some more intricate submissions!

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Fair update: Bag definitely won second place! And ... I THINK my cat got first?! It was the only one in the category haha, but I couldn't tell if the ribbon was attached to it or something near it. They didn't put names on the ribbons. Not bad for a debut and for the 90th anniversary of the fair.

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Going to the fair tomorrow to confirm, but a picture posted on the fair FB page shows my bag and it LOOKS like it has a red ribbon on it! Not sure what place it is by fair standards but, heck I'm just tickled I apparently got a placement! (It's the neon yarn on the bottom. Dunno if my cat has one)

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Decided last minute to submit some projects to a local fair. Next year I'm gonna actually make stuff for it on purpose and not just submit random stuff I made. Anyway, one is a cross body bag (with lining and zipper!) and a cat I made my mum.

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

UGH, I spun it around because it was developing a lean towards the window and bam. Looks like it's going back in the old position. I love this plant but, my God, it's HUGE compared to pic 3 when I got it 5yrs ago. Thankfully only one leaf broke off and Ojizō-sama remained upright and unbroken.

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Is it an unfinished crossbody bag? Or am I the world's most rad Napoleon wannabe?

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

For keeping the seeds on a whim these white pumpkins are doing AMAZING. 18 and counting. I've got one regular pumpkin coming and it looks to be a big one. There's also ironweed growing in the swampy part of the yard and looking lovely.

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

My absolutely spectacular $3 yard sale find from after work yesterday. It's so cozy! Now to wait until it's cold enough to wear it.

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offensiveagentpie @offensiveagentpie.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

My Gettysburg souvenir has allowed me to make quite the interesting diorama on my desk. (I know it's dusty as hell. I need to get some of that cleaning putty.)

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