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Melanie

@offcumden.bsky.social
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Offcumden. Cat servant. Likely to post about cats, disability, and whatever enters my brain.

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Melanie @offcumden.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
This photo is what happens when I get bored being stuck in bed. And yes, that’s a Christmas decoration Nibbly’s examining. I imagine I’ll manage to get last year’s decorations down just in time to put them back up for this year.
A cat lying on a pillow, holding a shiny star Christmas decoration in his paw. The lighting is a bit moody, because the room’s human occupant is tired and doesn’t feel like lots of overhead lighting, which gives the whole picture an almost monochrome look, when in reality the pillow case is pink.
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Melanie @offcumden.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
Nibbly’s Caturday vibe - a feline version of manifesting as he makes himself look as prawn-like as possible.
Cream and black tabby cat sleeps on a cream blanket. The way he has curled up makes him look like a speckled prawn.
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Ralph Ruthe @ruthe.de · 14/10/2023
Entschuldigung.😔
Zwei Bilder. Über dem linken Bild steht "Awocado?", im Bild ist niemand zu sehen. Über dem rechten Bild steht "Ahiercado!", im Bild sieht man nun eine freundliche Avocado.
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Melanie @offcumden.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
It may seem like schadenfreude, but thank you for making me feel that my coeliac, lactose intolerant self isn’t actually missing out by not being able to eat these!
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Melanie @offcumden.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
If ever I had delusions of being a good cat slave, Nibbly makes sure to bring me down to earth with one look.
Tabby cat with white bib looks like he’s leaning on a counter and telling you your money is no good here. His humans have disappointed him.
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