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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾

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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 1h
"Time to checkout?" Irish drops the phone in his pocket and guides Charlie towards the check out.
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 6h
They're gorgeous! When are you free? We'd love to have you and Bruce.
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 6h
Irish smiles and texts back..
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 7h
"My house? Our house." Irish respected Charlie's input on everything. "I want you to be comfortable."
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 8h
"Charlie... look." He shows him the picture. "Can they visit? Then we could ask questions too."
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 9h
Currently with Charlie. Got some great news. You're going to be an uncle... twice.
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 9h
@diamond-absolute.bsky.social Kal! It's Irish! How are you?
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 9h
"Thank you, Charlie." He takes the phone and kisses Charlie's cheek. He messages Kal as they stroll through the store.
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 10h
"Yes! That's a great idea!May I borrow the message thing?" He'd used it a handful of times along with the hopper.
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 14h
"I feel like something switched on. Maybe Kal would know more." He'd had access to the ship they were sent to Earth in. Irish still can't remember when they were separated.
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 15h
"No way. Not that it would be a bad thing." He shrugs, but grins. "Think it's some Kryptonian thing."
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 16h
Irish knows the look. "I definitely need that book." His cheeks pinken as he bites back a laugh. "I know you can do it... but my brain is telling me otherwise."
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 16h
"But that's cute and unique." Irish watches Charlie start to pick up the huge crib box and gasps. "Let me..." He supports the box as they load it onto the buggy. "I need a book on pregnancy." Irish laughs. He's doing what his instincts tell him... but thsy may not be what Charlie needs.
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"We can change the theme. Then we can pick Buttercups now. And have time to think about Aster's." It was good. "Jefferson is probably better with themes."
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Almost forgot." He heads towards the furniture, checking out the cribs and changing tables. "What about white"
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"I might ace this dad thing after all." Irish couldn't wait to see their tiny Buttercup. "Our babies are going to be beautiful."
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Irish snickers. "That smile would have had you in my office everyday... for lunch of course." Sometimes Irish wonders if their timelines had been different, if things would have been better for Bucky. "Or my last offer: Buttercup Grace."
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He teases ... not like he hadn't seen Bucky's WWII Army pictures. "Always a hottie."
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Picture this: Aster Finn and Buttercup Maeve." He loved how the names were old fashioned ... he hoped Jefferson and Bucky would like them. "If I was some dashing Army Captain back in the 40s, would you have even noticed me?" -->
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Irish immediately latches on to Aster.. "Charlie...Aster is perfect. A star flower... Buttercup and Aster.." He smiles and kisses Charlie's cheek. "Sounds like characters in a 40s movie. Perfect."
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Definitely!." Irish was already thinking of names. "If it's a boy, are there any flowers that can be boys names?" It would be adorable to name their babies after flowers.
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Yes." Irish loves everything tiny. "Everyone should have a tutu at some point." He pulls a lavender tutu with sparkles out. "This one too."
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"I didn't forget Buttercup... I can't wait for either of our babies." He smiles at Charlie. "Think they'll fly?"
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Unbelievable. I need to call my brother. His babies are still little." Irish is beyond excited. "I'm already in love with our jellybean." He follows Charlie, watching what he picks.
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"No. Never." He'd been hoping his brother would bring his twins to visit. "They're still cute." He finds a tiny pale yellow pair of overalls, smiling. "A newborn would almost fit in my hand."
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Happily." He grins and heads back to the baby department. He spots a tiny pair of tennis shoes, and melts. "Charlie! Are they really this tiny?"
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I thought you were leaving." Irish grins, squeezing back. He's ecstatic Charlie is staying the rest of the day. Irish grabs a buggy, ready to shop.
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I can live with that." He smiles in relief. "We gotta get a Target run in." He intertwines his fingers in Charlie's. " "Thank you both."
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Irish feels torn ... "Jefferson asked... and i misunderstood. I would have said yes." He slips his fingers in Charlie's. "Would you come back again? Sooner than last time?" He leans over and kisses his forehead .
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Irish feels torn... He's loved his time with Charlie but he knows Jefferson wanted this. "He asked me... I foolishly didn't understand. I would have said yes." Irish catches Charlie's eyes. "I'd like to see him if you're willing. But... would you come back again? Maybe don't stay gone as long?"
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Reposted by Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾
Ѵ. Ғгдпкепѕтеіп @god-complexed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I don't prefer one over another... I don't have a favorite. I have a unique and special relationship with each of you." He loves each part of his husband... hoping he provides each with what they need. Irish fell for Bucky, then Jefferson... now he's realizing he's falling for Charlie too.
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Irish loves how Charlie looks at him. He hops out, then opens Charlie's door. Charlie's visit has changed everything. He puts his arm around him as they walk in. "Thank you for being here with me"
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Think they have some camo onsies, though?" He kisses the top of Charlie's hand, a huge smile on his face.
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"We could get gender neutral for both... Let them pick what makes them happy." Irish never liked gender roles, pink for girls, blue for boys. Life wasn't nearly that simple. Lines were often blurred. -->
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why did that playful nickname hold so much more weight... "So do you. I think we all need some joy. No one I'd rather raise babies with than you and Bucky and Jefferson." He pulls into Target, parking close for Charlie. He's aware Charlie is fully capable, but also carry their baby. "Ready?"
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"That's true." Why did he suddenly have baby fever? He always wanted kids but never imagined he'd have two on the way. He puts his hand on Charlie's. "I've never been happier."
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"No... I mean for the nausea." Irish shakes his head. "Target yes. My favorite store. They have the best Lego sets."
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Irish closes the door and heads to his side of the car. "Want me to grab you mints or ginger or anything on the way?" Irish had little idea how pregnancy went besides a few shows he and Bucky watched on Netflix.
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"I love you all too." He made a mental note to get some bath oils for Charlie to relax at home. "As soon as possible." He leads Charlie back out to the elevator, then rides down to their car. He opens the door for Charlie, offering his hand, though he knows Charlie doesn't need it.
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Want some jelly-bellys?
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh it's not a glob now... he has a heartbeat. He's a tiny jellybean.
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm suddenly no longer a virgin.
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The face of innocence.
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My virgin ears.
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
More like Grizzly Bear Bats.
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He was kinda scary. But he was good to Kal, so I can't complain.
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why does he look like some posh, fancy version of me? Do you know how hard it is to shave all this everyday?
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Cᴀᴘᴛ. Iᴀɴ 'Iʀɪsʜ' Cᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ, Rᴇᴛ. /ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 💙🦾 @offcrandgentleman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
had the soldier mentality. He indulged Jefferson in his Wonderland.. loving dressing up in a top hat and being dapper. And Bucky... the one he held and tried to protect all those years. He'd nearly died himself trying to fight the kryptonite exposure. "And I love every one of you."
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