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Kofie

@offbrandcofi.bsky.social
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Bigender and Amorphic i post whenever im kinda funny sometimes i guess autistic about videogames dumbass spider girl/boy

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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
this CHUD @minnsylveon.bsky.social thought he could follow me on this platform and get EXCUSED from spending 3 months to start the minecraft server. SHAME
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i hate sneezing and blowing out my entire spine (not actually but holy shit it hurts)
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
so like i had a run-in with a weird guy at school... he um. was transmasc. but he like. wanted to hold my hand really badly. and would sometimes grab my hand without warning. and one time he put his head in my lap without warning. in front of people. 🥲
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i know ive still got a ways to go before im old enough to get gender affirming care but, i am stuck between a rock and a hard place on what i want to do. im scared that.... whatever choice i make when i go to take hrt or get top surgery or anything... ill feel wrong. or weird. or just not like it.
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Vulkiri ✨ @vulkiri.art · 22/08/2026
transition
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
theres something so nice about thunderstorms the unbeatable calming aura that comes from watching a nighttime thunderstorm roll over a cityscape is just... very pleasing. i think, if i ever had a "happy place" it would be me sitting on a bench, under a little awning, watching the rain.
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
sometimes you say stuff and you dont even know what it means oml LOUCHINGTON😭
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rico @ricospriteart.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
just binged all of the amazing digital circus and idk about a circus per se but the finale WAS amazing also yes. caine let zooble have sex.
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
for clarity on my last post: that friend has been locked up in their house by old shitty parents for a long time (most of their life) and only recently moved in with a better parent however it still saddens me that my generation is so helpless (myself included)
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
just found out the same oomf who thought mini-golf was a fake concept made up for a gravity falls episode also thought that the "mac" in "mac and cheese" was the cheese
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
me when i kiss my bf "straight up gayslopmaxxing" (i do not do this actually im just very tired and thought this was funny. im going to bed now.)
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
"Schrodinger's furry RP" -a member of a discord mod team for a server im in
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
my cousin asked me, someone who knows next to nothing about superheroes and powerscaling, which one of the teen titans (original show) i could most easily beat in a fight given that i was invincible and could just keep beating them up. i said robin cuz he doesnt have any powers. i forgot. hes buff..
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
...one of my friends may have just killed themself. i dont know how to feel. i knew this would happen. i tried to help them and it led to the same place anyways. what is the point. what was i supposed to do.
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
i block every bot account that follows me <3
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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artibun @bunny.artifyber.xyz · 31/05/2026
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
i need to be touched by an adorable moth smh,,, why cant he just teleport to my bedroom so we can make out and cuddle,,,
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
been playing so much minecraft lately several of my friends told me at one point "HOW DO YOY GET PAST LIKE DAY 30????" (in-game day cycles) and im like what do you mean do you only play each world for like 1 day?? and theyre like "no i refuse to make the game easier on myseld and i ragequit" why????
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
sighh why is everything full of llm stuff now im tired of being advertised this stuff i am just a spider why are you showing this stuff to a spider im too small to buy anything or use "ai" i can barely type on this website what is even the point :(
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
me when i cuddle the big eevee plushie so comfy need to learn to sew so that i can patch up the holes in the plushie the holes are only there cuz i cuddle it so often :3 its my comfort object :3
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
furries = cool humans = cool queers = cool straights = cool all have jerks in their communities jerks =/= the entire community being bad remember folks :3 judge people by who they are, not what groups theyre a part of :3
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
unfortunately theres not a single artistic bone in my body so even tho i wish so badly to draw my spider oc Kofie and change my pfp to that. it would take. far too long. to draww thaat
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
oh to be a silly little spider girl with a silly little moth boyfriend oh waiwt thast just me oops
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
i love b3313 as a mod playing it though ugh very infuriating anyways my favorite ost from the game is Crystal Clouds :3
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
just watched the gameoverse pilot and i cannot IMAGINE how much money they had to pay jschlatt to say "kibble star cannon" otherwise GREAT pilot im very autistic about this now hooray yay yay unique story element cant wait for the youtube content farms to start MILKING this /nsrs
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I made Artigoat aka Baba in Tomodachi life! @artifyber.xyz Ngl, I just made up the age for him.
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Happy birthday @artifyber.xyz !! At least, that is, according to a friend. My apologies if I got it wrong.
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
"does it still count as cucking if all three people are dating??" -oomf look man i am not a philosophist im not prepared for these kinds of questions-
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
genuinely dont understand why some people online (especially on twitter, though i dont use it) would genuinely hate other people for posting stuff like this. how is this hurting you. stop being a baby and just deal with the fact that people find other things comical than you do.
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
@artifyber.xyz @availax.xyz i drew the cabbit music cabbit as best i could for my animal crossing new leaf town flag
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
got bored drew this cuz i figured itd be a challenge to get negative lines on mal du pays with an eraser
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
guys i blocked every discord user ever
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
me irl
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
random drawing i made at school. first time ive drawn a humanoid.
One of my OCs. A bunny with light blue fur wearing a sweater and thigh highs. The sweater says "This sweater is holding a lesbian captive"
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Thinking about that time a couple weeks ago when I was talking to my best friend and I googled why boobs were attractive (I was curious if there was a scientific reason as to why) and when I sent him a screenshot of my findings he asked "did you just look up why boobs were attractive?"
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
My little brother kept pronouncing 'Megalodon' as 'Magalodon' while playing a game earlier. I asked; ”What's a Magalodon? A big shark who votes for Trump?“
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artibun @bunny.artifyber.xyz · 07/10/2025
my bf came out to me. this is how it went.
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
@artifyber.xyz fans stay winning.
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
You like kissing stars, don't you, stardust?~ #InStarsandTime
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
guess who got strep throatttttttt wooooo yayyyy hooray cough cough im fucking dying i cant speak
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
How did this triple my previous most popular post
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arti @artifyber.xyz · 13/09/2025
DAY 623 - Wordle
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
#silksong spoiler: hornet does not say shaw in the intro
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Somehow accidentally tapped an nsfw account while scrolling, and while trying to swipe on my phone screen to go back a page I hit follow I'm so embarrassed. (I immediately unfollowed but hopefully this doesn't happen again.)
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
OMG ONLY $20?????? HOLY SHIT HOLLLYYY SHIT
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Kofie @offbrandcofi.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Been grabbing all the mario games I can on my 3DS because I can't afford them and I currently have these games: Mario&Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story Mario&Luigi: Dream Team Mario&Luigi: Paper Jam Paper Mario: Sticker Star Super Mario 3D Land Mario Kart 7 Should I get any others?
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