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Lizard

@offaim.bsky.social
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Go by Lizard or Offaim 🦎 married to @neltruin.bsky.social Fuck Trump Fuck ICE Make Furry Punk Again

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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watchted this I cried again cant afford to call out tomorrow but found out a good mix of pills for brain and pain. So in good spirits.
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He is #1 @ator.bsky.social have you seen these?
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
twitch.tv/offaim playing something I did pretty good
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Brined some chicken in pickle juice. Smoked it Grilled it Blt.
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah ive been getting into CV
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The memory foam topper isnt bouncing back. My ass crater
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Damn they already making legend of zelda standees for the remake.
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Welp today is a big day for some friends and family!!!
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Lol Lmao even
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
WE GOT PI CAM LETS GOOOOO Twitch.tv/offaim
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Thank you again @kaizakobold.bsky.social for letting me jump around and take photos of your set. I think I took a total of 700 ? And only 20 are good. But taking photos at a music set was insane and fun. Cant wait to learn how to do it better.
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Here and a bottom Megaplex
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hi im around
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
CW:WEED Also providing lizard Lights to the mammals playing magic. Come my warm blooded friends it makes the magic stronger.
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Cw: WEEED Megaplex gon be wild
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This hotdog reminds me of today's diagnosis lmaooooo. Megaplex is gon be fun. #collectthemall
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
WEE WOO WEE WEOOO to all my twitch streamers and viewers GOTO ACCOUNT SETTINGS SECURITY AND PRIVACY SCROLL ALLLLLL THE WAY DOWN TURN THAT SHIT OFF. #fucktwitch #fuckai #TurnItOff
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Cw: weed If you ever get a roll from me. Check to see what your message is. I always leave one
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This man is so small
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
!!!! another PB !! down from 1:32!!
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
www.speedrun.com/peggle_delux... Woooo rank #137 now!!
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
NEW PB FOR PEGG!LE !! 10 MINUTES!!!!@!!! HOLY SHIT THIS WAS SUCH A CRAZY FUCKING RUN FOR ME
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I wear it to every cracker barrel trip.
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Beach time
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
www.speedrun.com/peggle_delux... Officially rank 199! In deluxe any% Sorry bigpegglechungus
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Lmaooo
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Also smoked some salmon
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Made some home made spanch and toe alredo. I MAKE A DA PASTA #gangsterstuff
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Haha I didnt know we had this many flock cameras. Anyway deflock app shows current and planned ones.
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Ahhh same!
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
They put the blow hole in a fun spot. Now he can always look down on me haha.
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Statue Talks abour amazing tail and feet!
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
So nelty got me the gex collection thing. Sickart
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Grow trees! Support bees! My mango is doing great Still cant believe I found this guy half dead in a bucket of sand.
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Second rose!
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
This was flower 1
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Also first rose bloomed! Can't believe this came from a stick that had no leafs on it.
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Just need to relax
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This shit is getting ridiculous
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
So this is my current idea of fun. I disable all notifications to avoid stressing about it. Trying to use my privilege to do what I can. Being a goody goody white boy growing up means you get a lot of old people who didn't know you would be "radicalized" and now people at work are talking.
Me calling out racist co-workers
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
First timeeeeee Idk anything except you marry people And you speed run by going down like 50 or 200 stairs Idk
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Him Hes not supposed to be on that
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Lizard @offaim.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Olive, pepperoni, and pineapple pizza
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