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There was a culture of bullying on the set of Sesame Street. Big Bird was often made to feel ostrich-sized.

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Next Saturday’s family comedy show is at Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall and there are just 18 tickets left. oldtownhall.co.uk/events/olaf-...

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...and I can't tell you how many times they locked the vampire character in his dressing room - I’ve lost Count.

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There was a culture of bullying on the set of Sesame Street. Big Bird was often made to feel ostrich-sized.

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

😂😂😂 Thanks for coming along. I really enjoyed my North Yorkshire visit!

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YORKSHIRE FAMILIES! My Harrogate family comedy show is at 1pm tomorrow and there are still some tickets available. 🔗 www.harrogatetheatre.co.uk/events/olaf-...

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I’ve mixed more metaphors than you’ve had dog’s dinners.

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It’s the faux care and the banning of successful gamblers that gets me. If the industry disappeared tomorrow who would care

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I’ve never watched The Traitors and to be honest it’s not as good as never watching Love Island.

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I feel seen (or haven’t seen) bsky.app/profile/ofal...

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You can’t draw a bum without drawing a bum crack - that’s the bottom line.

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You can’t draw a bum without drawing a bum crack - that’s the bottom line.

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Getting mythology wrong is my Hercules ankle.

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If I worked in a maternity ward, I'd call those tags you put round babies wrists 'The Born Identity'.

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If the plural of octopus can be octopi, what’s the plural of Puss in Boots? A) Puss in Bootses B) Pusses in Boots or C) Pi in Boots

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

LUTON PARENTS, I’m performing my family comedy show here in three weeks time. Your kids will love it – you will probably enjoy it a little bit more. Get your tickets now! 📍 The Hat Factory, Luton 📅 Sunday 25 October 🕰️ 11.30am and 2pm 🎟️ www.culturetrust.com/whats-on/ola...

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My American cousin is a real estate agent whereas I’m just a pretend one.

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

West Midlands people there are still tickets for my family comedy show tomorrow. West Norwood people, sadly there are none left for next weekend. wlv.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My American cousin is a real estate agent whereas I’m just a pretend one.

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

As it’s #NationalPoetryDay here’s one of my favourites from my joke book

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The man in Rymans Had to think When I asked to see The invisible ink. #NationalPoetryDay

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

David Bowie’s favourite pencil

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Hands up if you used to think Chevy Chase was Paul Simon.

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When I won the title of ‘World’s Best Belt Maker’ they presented me with a heavyweight boxer.

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If you’re coming to any of my family comedy shows this autumn, I’ll be selling and signing books after each one plus I’ll have my snazzy enamel badges with me!

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How come when Yogi Bear does it, it's hilarious but when I steal a family's picnic basket wearing only a hat and tie, the police have to get involved?

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The inventor of bubblewrap shoes has popped his clogs.

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This Saturday my family comedy show comes to Wolverhampton. Here’s some feedback from last weekend’s show. And here’s a ticket link to all the places I’ll be coming to in autumn: campsite.bio/ofalafel

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I’ve been learning how to guess the weight of dogs - picked up a few pointers yesterday.

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This autumn why not try threading acorns on to dental floss to make a handy Travel Edition Conkers game.

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Imagine a cross between a cross and another cross - you've just won at noughts and crosses.

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s the quality control department at an Indian clothing manufacturer that I feel sari for.

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It’s #NationalComicBookDay today so I thought I’d share a few pages from The Far-Out Five - Portal Loo Panic which has just been published. First up it’s the cover and the gang are hopping through different portal loos whilst being chased my the story’s main villain - Vlad the Impala.

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Get it from wherever you buy your books (and if you’ve already bought it online, do us a huge favour and give it a review - thanks! 🥰) www.penguin.co.uk/books/463334...

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There are some bonus pics of me as a ten year old in the back

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A lot of kids liked the first one and hopefully they’ll enjoy this one too.

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And Glossy Jeff is still Glossy Jeff

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Spewnicorn spews more rainbows

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And there are more Viz style adverts

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Vlad’s origin story involves his favourite band the Dung Beatles

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And a flesh eating scorpion

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There are lots of whelks in this one.

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Vlad the Impala in H.U.V.A. his music-sucking, mechanoid, robot, invention thing

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The map they got given at the end of book one proves to bet pretty useless although there is one island left that they have yet to visit.

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Sad to see Daft Punk having to make ends meet like this.

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I’ve ordered lots of copies of my books to sell after each show. Any would be intruders to my house should be warned however that the books are guarded by this ferocious dragon!

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