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Odrok the Deceiver

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All the important things are simple. All the simple things are hard.

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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
She's being true to the esthetic
Space Force dress nazis
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Brought to you by the "I Didn't Get The Point Of Starship Troopers" collection
just really nazi-looking Space Force uniforms. Like, consciously nazi inspired.
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm detecting a theme
Space Force dress uniforms, which remind me of some other uniforms i saw in a history book. It couldn't be them, though, because we killed them al, right? RIGHT?
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
At least they have a vibe (derogatory)
Space Force Dress Nazis
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trump, driving the GOP over the cliff
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#FakeBookTitleFriday
The Hardy Boys Watch The Neighbors Fuck
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this Look never fails to send shivers down my spine
Christina Hendricks in Firefly
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me, seeing this before/after
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush Virginia Hey. I was down BAD for this woman 😁
Virginia Hey, Warrior Woman, Mad Max 2

(also, X'ann on Farscape)
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Quote repost with a photo from whatever device you're using without explanation.
What's left of a stolen bike
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I managed to salvage about 2k pics from my old phone, & now it's everybody's problem 😁
Ally Sheedy in The Breakfast Club (before/after)

This was the greatest injustice in cinematic history. Pure violence.
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A clearly secure and confident man unburdended by the constant fear of humiliation and death, OBVIOUSLY
Have you seen the videos of Mitch McConnell back in the Senate? Do you think he should resign because of his health condition?

It was a disappointment to a lot of Republicans. So that's just-well, Sleepy Joe gave pardons to everybody. He gave them to Fauci. He gave them to this. But you mean I'm not allowed to give them, but Sleepy Joe's allowed to give them? This ain't gonna be much of a story. Here we are doing this. You haven't asked me one fucking positive question. All of this. What about this? What about that? What about that? What about this? All negative. Why are you devoting all this time to the White House? You know how I do, I do that out of my back pocket. I pay for a lot of it, but I fix it because the White House should look like that. It shouldn't look like-if you would have stood in that balcony and looked at that wall, half the wall was falling. It's actually dangerous. People are walking under, crap was falling off it all the time. Every time it rained, it was leaking, horrible. Now it's perfect, and I would say that I should be given credit for fixing the White House because I'm also doing very well with the war. I'm doing very well with another war that we already won, Venezuela.

Do you notice you haven't asked me a question about Venezuela?
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All my skeets sound like this in my head
The Bible, read in a condescending voice by a 14yo atheist.
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Drop your crime fighting Catholics
Sean Connery & Christian slater in The Name of the Rose
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me: I have no idea what you're talking about. also Me:
Butting into a normal conversation
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thelma & Louise don't deserve this, bit it is funny
Trump & the GOP, going over the cliff together
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They should have used this one for the coin
Trump looking demented
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
May as well, it's not like DC is doing anything with him.
Darkseid
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Silver Age Hawkman comic "Attack of the Crocodile Men"
May no 7
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you got this
Cat hug
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No new pics: describe your gender
Don't be part of the problem. 
Be the whole problem.
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The hairline, eyebrows & nose appear to be dominant traits 😐
Me, yes, i could have shaved...
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The web ads are a bit too on point these days
TEMU United States clearance everything must go!
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Batman purists yell at me about this one
Capitalist BatMan
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm sorry, but what the fuck is "civic entrepreneurship, philanthropically funded"? Those words don't seem to relate to each other, or the paragraph before them, at all.
Bret: Millions of Americans, including me, not

only hate the parties but also hate the party

for which we typically vote. That means

there's a market of the dissatisfied. I hear this

all the time among my friends in New York

City: They can't believe they're stuck with

Zohran Mamdani as mayor, and they felt the

same way about Eric Adams and Bill de

Blasio before him. But when you ask them if

they voted in the primaries, the usual answer

is: Uh, no - we were on the Vineyard or in

Greece. The point is that it's on them, or us,

and the remedy is some civic

entrepreneurship, philanthropically funded, to

change this.
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
On some dim reptilian level, he understands how fucked he is 😃
Donald J. Trump

I hope everyone realizes that price increases throughout America were caused by Sleepy Joe Biden and the Biden Administration, not by "TRUMP. Even Oil was higher under Biden than it is right now, and we prevented Iran from having a Nuclear Weapon! With the temporary exception of Oil, prices are coming down sharply, and Oil will drop like a rock as soon as the Military Conflict with Iran is over, and that will not be long. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Sep 14, 2026 at 12:31 PM
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I was down BAD for Pamela Hensley 😍
Pamela Hensley, Goddess
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
She could ruin my life, tbh 😎
Fairuza Balk in The Craft
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Princess Ardala from Buck Rogers
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Post a WITCH 🧹 (I could fix her)
Fairuza Balk in The Craft
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🥲
David Rees -War on Drugs
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This guy's work kept me sane during those first few months when "pissing yourself in public" was the cheif method of political communication.
David Rees - Get Your War On
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Never Forget
David Rees - Get Your War On
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's cool, this hardly ever happens as long as you remember to flush twice *before* you sit down.
A huge butt-seeking snake coming out of a toilet like a nightmare brought to life 😃
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fred Scrunch-Face
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🥲
The Charlie Kirk Memorial Fountain
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
😃
Edsel and Zeke from "Heavy Metal"

NOSEDIVE!
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting? (I couldn't decide)
Zooie & Mal from FireflyA fellow who did wayyyy too much coke before going on camera.The two office guys from Cabin in the Woods
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Last four characters you saved on your phone are your D&D party We are so gonna rock this dungeon...
Dazzlerpunk rock StormAlita, Battle AngelThe Rescue Rangers
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
like, i mean, i can't even process this
Monica Belluci, Goddess
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I hope he has that same stupid smirk on his face when the hangman throws the lever. Sniveling shitbag Russian tool insulting the best friend any country ever had 🤬
A dead man, talking shit.
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is the Way
Peak dashboard design. It's all been downhill from here.
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ohh, i have the car for that! Handmade in the 50s, originally had a surplus WWII fighter engine. We put a hi-perf V8 in it, & added "seatbelts" so's to get it "street-legal". Steel frame & flat aluminum, like a Cuisinart for human bodies 🤣
A, shall we say Minimalist?, dashboardClean lines 😎Buck Rogers would cream his boxers if he saw this
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I honestly don't remember what car this was, just had to get a pic of the superb dash layout
Car interior
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We could spraypaint it gold?
Crow's Cage, or Donald's Last House 😃
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
No info on this one, the homeowner is not a fan of guests 😃 Naples, FL
A very old cannon in someone's front yard
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Every day this monster roams free means more death & destruction. He needs to be removed, & all of his enablers with him, by any means necessary.
Donald J. Trump

For the treasonous SCUM that refuses to accurately report on our Military Operation in Iran, we have virtually unlimited amounts of Mid to High Grade Ammunition, far more than we could ever use for this, or for any other War (which is highly unlikely!), that could improbably take place. In addition, we are producing Munitions at levels never seen before. We are stockpiling and preparing for any contingency that could happen. We are taking them for ourselves, the U.S.A., rather than selling them to others, but the sales to Allies will soon again, begin. Also, please let it be known, that the Biden Administration gave far more Munitions away to Ukraine, at no cost to them, whatsoever, than we have used in Iran. Hundreds of Billions of Dollars was given to Ukraine and NATO, free of charge, that Europe would have paid for - If they were only asked, but we will be asking for that money, though somewhat belatedly! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What haunts me is that i am just not smart enough for so many people to be this much stupider than i am.

- Kate Harding
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This should be considered an in-kind contribution to Talarico's campaign 🤣
@Acyn

Trump: Ken Paxton, you might not like the way he tl dresses, and I say this, it's so insulting to him, but I might as well say it. You might not like the way he looks. You might not love his television interviews.

But he was the best attorney general and that speaks a lot louder than the suit he's wearing that doesn't look so great or than anything, frankly.
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Odrok the Deceiver @odrok.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I said GODDAMN 😵
Emmy Rossum, Goddess
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