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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 18h
james acaster having panic attacks every time he has to do a Big Work Thing is so incredibly relatable actually
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i think a lot abt the fact that ilya was fully willing to just stand there and take it when his brother was putting hands on him and calling him everything but a child of god but started swinging the second alexei said something mean abt svetlana that is his bestie fr fr
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i also think there's a broad attitude that anything that is slow or takes time in general is too hard/not worth doing which i blame the fast fashion industry for. people want to knit a sweater in a couple of days and give up and claim they're bad knitters when they can't bc who even can
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
her bookmarks tab would be FULL and claudia would be getting daily screenshots going "please 🥺🥺"
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
rip madeleine eparvier u would have loved kinky chinese lesbian twitter
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
in fact dare i say. even though i personally prefer dpns for knitting small circumferences in the round bc its how i learned to do it, magic loop is actually way easier and more efficient, esp if you're knitting on the go
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my hotter take on this is magic loop & german short rows r not as hard and scary as the internet pretends in fact they are both quite easy
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i didn't take my test til i was like 21/22 and i totalled my car a week after passing. this feels like it would happen to him.
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
fully saying this in a projecting tone btw. i have my driving license by fluke alone i fear.
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ik people like to hc that Armand Can't Drive but i will be clinging onto my own theory that he Can but Not Well
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
saw another one today and truly cannot get over it. i think in my head he was a Willem Dafoe Adjacent Weird Old Man (/pos). what do you MEAN he's 43 and conventionally handsome.
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
not even on the "you can't be alt and support abusers!" reason either like i simply cannot think of an artist whose sound is further removed from goth music than fucking drake
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
fetishising with the obvious breastplate aside that one "goth baddie" chick is pissing me off bc on what planet are goths listening to drake
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
they should let armand have a homunculus
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lesbian bar mask discourse is truly something pulled straight from 2012 tumblr and perhaps also a recession indicator
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
sometimes one of my siblings will tell me like "it's a good thing you were competent back in the day you really kept us Afloat and ran shit like the navy" divas i was a sixteen year old heroin addict WHY was i the most functional member of our household
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i love my mother and siblings dearly but we r a deeply Unwell Not Normal and Dysfunctional group of individuals and everybody but me routinely forgets that and it is a bit funny
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
have decided i actually do not want pandora in the show i don't trust them with her
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
someone show gabriella bojack horseman i want to know how she'll respond to beatrice
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i have never seen a picture of robert eggers before last night & idk what i expected him to look like but it certainly wasn't that
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i have knit for over 2 decades and i have to say Social Media Knitting Spaces r sometimes very funny to me. why does everyone act like purling is this crazy mammoth gargantuan task that we all hate bro it's just purling
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my coworker started a conversation w me yesterday by saying "i don't know what is wrong with my dog recently but he'll only turn left". i think lestat does this w mojo.
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
we don't talk enough about how armand was the kermit of the tdv
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
santino after deciding cult life was no longer the vibe
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
not that anybody asked or cares but if EYE had been the one to adapt tvl & qotd i would've done the two novels over 3 seasons, 1st one being lestat backstory, 2nd being the parts of them that happen concurrently, 3rd one being Akasha Doing Her Big One
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
do u guys ever think abt armand w cotards syndrome. i do. i think about it a lot.
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
still it's crazy that the only people who seem to care more about palestine than preserving their careers are him and ms rachel
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
if you had told me 10 years ago that macklemore would be one of the only people in the music industry with a fucking backbone i actually would've believed you i remember when pictures surfaced of him at blm protests before it was the done thing for celebrities to go to them
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
really into mint flavoured sprite rn
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
saw someone call claudia "dia"
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
diabolicule aka daniel molloy and his 3 suicidal boyfriends
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i'll see a self confessed cis straight person kink posting & become john mulaney. like i didn't know they could do that.
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i do think of kink as inherently queer but not in the way that i think cishets who do it can claim the queer label. moreso in the way that i completely neglect to consider that cishets do it at all until i get confronted by that fact online.
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i've said it before and i am going to keep saying it she should be allowed to bite people
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
my brother & i call the three of them almond leicester and louise sometimes
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the last episode i watched ended on a detective fully crying bc he was so determined to solve a 42 year old murder case. the one that just started opened on a lady talking about how mothman chased her while she was putting her bins out. zero tonal consistency here it rocks.
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i've been using the unsolved mysteries reboot as my Background Noise show while i knit for the past couple of weeks & i am kind of obsessed w how there will be like 3 episodes in a row of harrowing cold case murders/disappearances and then an episode about mothman
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
it would happen to him as both a student and a lecturer
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
once during my undergrad we had a guest lecture from a prestigious researcher & i went to talk to him after & as i took my hand out of my pocket a penis shaped lollipop i was given as a joke fell out & we both just looked at it on the ground. this would happen to daniel molloy.
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
khayman would do this too but it's exclusively w videos about different cryptids from around the world & the whole time he's just going "lol that was me"
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i haven't bought/downloaded the pattern yet so idk if it will work but i am thinking i will just break for armholes like you would knitting a sweater but not pick up any stitches for sleeves. i have seen a person on tiktok steeking some in but steeking FRIGHTENS me
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i'm drafting a way to add sleeves/armholes to it so i can make a functional version
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i had this happen a couple of months back on a series of steddie fics i wrote a couple of years ago and it was genuinely the loveliest thing in the world to experience i adore folks who do this
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i am obsessed with the Garment i wanna make one so bad
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
oomf told me yesterday that only one of the greta van fleets is gay and i am still in awe. why do they all look like that then.
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
speaking of youtube. my recommended is currently haunted by kirkified jeff the killer (or jeff the killerified charlie kirk ??) & i m so afraid
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
armand loves a 3 hour youtube video essay rabbit hole about an incredibly niche topic he has never cared about a day in his life prior to watching said video. ik this to be true in my heart.
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
took lunch to work for my wife & i had gotten her a new kind of sandwich from a local deli place & she gasped and went "how did you know i would like this!" girl we have been married for eleven years
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
there was a dude on my undergrad course named kenneth choi & i always forget there is also a Famous One until i see someone online mention him & i go how the FUCK do u know kenny
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odd derstuff @odderstuff.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
my current favourite Internet Guy is the saudi ghost hunter who kicks doors open
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